Episode Transcript
[00:00:11] Speaker A: Welcome, everybody. Thanks for tuning into the Phil Weird podcast. Just a little disclaimer for you guys. This episode is chaos. We were filming it from our balcony overlooking the ocean on our holidays. Beautiful as you think. Oh, no. Big fucking train station right for the middle of it. These dogs everywhere screaming, these people screaming. And we were disturbed about five times. It was chaos. There's somewhat ran will Liam's microphone from transit of bringing it over on the plane. Couldn't pick that up in sound check, so it sounds like he's bloody juggling the thing. But anyway, it's actually a really funny episode. So just do us a favor, look past the terrible audio, will you, and enjoy.
Holas, mes amigos.
[00:00:55] Speaker B: Hola, senor.
[00:00:56] Speaker A: We are bringing the feel weird podcast to you live from Laurette Dumas Malgrette Demar. Malgrette Demarre.
[00:01:03] Speaker B: Down the road.
[00:01:04] Speaker A: Down the road from Barcelona.
[00:01:06] Speaker B: Up the road. Barcelona.
[00:01:08] Speaker A: It is scorching up.
[00:01:09] Speaker B: Scorching.
[00:01:10] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:01:11] Speaker B: Absolutely. A good way to play.
[00:01:12] Speaker A: Our lovely partners are sunbathing. And this is our excuse to hide.
[00:01:16] Speaker B: It is indeed. And get.
[00:01:18] Speaker A: But we're going global. We are now officially Mister and Mister worldwide.
[00:01:22] Speaker B: 16 episodes in, 16 episodes in overseas episode. Trying to get it expensed.
[00:01:27] Speaker A: The king of Spain invited us personally.
[00:01:29] Speaker B: He said, do it here and we'll put you up in a luxury three star suite.
[00:01:33] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[00:01:34] Speaker B: On the beach with the trains going by.
[00:01:36] Speaker A: Yeah. There's graffiti all behind us. There's a louvre breeze.
Yeah. So thanks for joining us all the way into central Europe.
[00:01:46] Speaker B: Spot on.
[00:01:47] Speaker A: We've got. We're going back to some fun stuff, aren't we?
[00:01:49] Speaker B: We've got some fun topics today. We've got some fun little bits, and I don't have any of it on my iPad.
[00:01:54] Speaker A: Have you done that?
[00:01:55] Speaker B: Airdrop it to me, please, right now.
[00:01:57] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:01:57] Speaker B: Before we get into some of holiday.
[00:02:00] Speaker A: Ding, ding, ding, donuts, bits and bobs.
So we had our last episode, if you've not watched it already, was, ironically, I still think our funniest episode yet, even though it was our probably deepest episode. Getting into some of the stuff that me and Liam have wanted to talk about for a while, but, well, didn't think anybody cared yet.
[00:02:19] Speaker B: And apparently people want to hear all about it.
[00:02:21] Speaker A: And we're doing some beautiful stories and some very moving feedback, haven't we?
[00:02:27] Speaker B: Very much.
[00:02:28] Speaker A: So shout out to those special people.
[00:02:29] Speaker B: You know you are.
[00:02:30] Speaker A: You know who you are. Anyway, now, because we are in Sunny, Sunny's Hispania, we're gonna have a laugh. We're gonna have a giggle. We've missed so much stuff we want to talk about. And we're not gonna pull back on all of it. Cause we'll be here all week, so.
[00:02:42] Speaker B: Context for anyone listening. Now, the way that we usually work is I'll put stuff in the note, Sam will put stuff in the joint note, and it'll be a major news topic or whatever. We're not a very political podcast by any means, but cultural news. And we'll both cover something and go, let's speak about this. And then due to obviously unforeseen circumstances, by the time we're ready to shoot it is old news.
[00:03:04] Speaker A: I mean, also having some fantastic guests. We, like, miss our guests.
[00:03:09] Speaker B: Yeah, we wanted to do. We would do on a normal episode, guest duo. And we went for season two. Guest. Guest. Guest. Guest.
[00:03:16] Speaker A: We were spoiled.
[00:03:17] Speaker B: We were very spoiled with some great guests. I'm assuming that you've listened to all of four of them and loved them all equally.
[00:03:22] Speaker A: And there's more guests coming. That's not to say we're not going.
[00:03:25] Speaker B: To the king of Spain.
[00:03:26] Speaker A: Yeah, the king of Spain.
[00:03:27] Speaker B: Is there a king of Spain?
[00:03:29] Speaker A: I feel like they are a country with.
[00:03:31] Speaker B: I don't know what they're.
[00:03:32] Speaker A: Monarchy. Yes, there is.
[00:03:33] Speaker B: How do you know? What's his name? He's got to be the least famous.
[00:03:37] Speaker A: Don't ask me what his name is because me just coming up with a Spanish before we're even famous.
[00:03:41] Speaker B: I couldn't even tell you what. I've not seen the coins here, though.
[00:03:43] Speaker A: He's the one with the crown.
[00:03:44] Speaker B: That's the one. Spanish guy.
[00:03:47] Speaker A: Yeah, spanish guy. Spanish guy.
[00:03:48] Speaker B: Right. Sick. Now I know you.
Speaking of king and old people, just because I wanted to read this out to Sam. I don't know if anyone saw that there was. Britain's oldest man was just crowned 116.
[00:03:58] Speaker A: Years old, which is sad because that means the other guy had to.
[00:04:03] Speaker B: Yeah, one of his boys had to dip to get that award. And I just wanted to read out a couple of comments. So as you know, when the comments is a horrible place, but my God, is it a funny place. And we have to read ourselves some.
[00:04:15] Speaker A: Professional comedians in the.
[00:04:17] Speaker B: I've said we covered a conspiracy theory episode and I think it's a legitimate conspiracy thing that TikTok has got hundreds of comedians across every language on earth. Their sole job is to go and.
[00:04:30] Speaker A: Just pepper industry plants.
[00:04:32] Speaker B: It's industry plants. And they're getting paid a salary to go on Titsk all day and just write the jokest thing you can ever imagine. Here are some of the ones.
[00:04:42] Speaker A: So just. That's all it is. Britain's oldest man.
[00:04:44] Speaker B: These are comments under a video labeled Britain's oldest man.
[00:04:46] Speaker A: He's a lovely old man, lovely bloke.
[00:04:48] Speaker B: Poor guy.
[00:04:49] Speaker A: He's into the world.
[00:04:51] Speaker B: He's got great, great grandkids. He lived through the memory. Top comment. Bro's memories are in black and white.
Horrible.
Bro's actually 20. He just works night shifts.
Bro's ready to start his career in us politics. That's a bang on one.
[00:05:07] Speaker A: When Liam told me we're going to do this segment, he obviously hasn't read the comments to me already and I genuinely said I went. The only thing I'm going to guess is that there is a comment about them running for president.
[00:05:16] Speaker B: Literally. That next one, Rishi Sunak just declared him fit for work. Obviously, it's quite an old one at that point.
I know he still gets Idd for energy drinks, even though you've got to be.
[00:05:26] Speaker A: No, that's really funny.
[00:05:27] Speaker B: It's a good one, isn't it? Get this man his keys. Another comment underneath is, yeah, get this lad behind the wheel. They try and encourage him. Next one. Jake Paul's next opponent, of course.
[00:05:38] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[00:05:38] Speaker B: Another one. Get this money's car keys.
[00:05:40] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[00:05:41] Speaker B: Next one. Owns five properties for the price of. For the price of a loaf of bread. Topical. It makes sense. Bought his house in his house in the late sixties.
[00:05:50] Speaker A: Bought his house for a kit Kat.
[00:05:51] Speaker B: Bought his house for a kit Kat.
[00:05:52] Speaker A: And a bag of raspberries and complains that all these youngins stop buying Costa coffees.
[00:05:57] Speaker B: That's why sink the boats. Someone did the maths on that. I don't know if you saw the video when they worked out of average coffee price, based on how often, if someone went and had a coffee every single morning before their. Nine to five. Five days a week. So five coffees a week. And it was something like, for the average time it takes, they say, really, like three years, whatever, to save up for a house. And they're like, you would only have x amount if you purely just use the money from coffees. And it's nothing. Yeah, it is absolutely nothing.
[00:06:22] Speaker A: And yet somehow every old person's answer to why people are poor because they buy too many starbucks.
[00:06:27] Speaker B: Yeah. Not the fact that you were a factory worker and you sweat floors and then you could have a house that's worth 750k mad.
[00:06:35] Speaker A: And not to get too political, but speaking of knobhead rioters.
[00:06:39] Speaker B: Go on.
[00:06:40] Speaker A: Which, ironically, we would have loved to have taken the piss out of. But old news now, by the time.
[00:06:45] Speaker B: You'Re hearing this it'll be really old news.
[00:06:46] Speaker A: Yeah, definitely. But so many people blaming immigrants for, you know, all sorts don't swaying list. But the funny one, the funny joke I saw about was the one about like councillor houses and just like, you know, you got your, your right wingers that seem to think that mister used to be in the army is homeless because some, some individuals.
[00:07:06] Speaker B: Mister Patel's taking his job as a GP.
[00:07:08] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. But anyway, I saw that since Margaret Thatcher demolished the country. Yep. 80% of council houses have been sold off.
[00:07:18] Speaker B: Really?
[00:07:19] Speaker A: That mount 80%.
[00:07:20] Speaker B: So it's not really a valid argument.
[00:07:23] Speaker A: So there's no valid argument. Of course isn't every single one of their arguments can be trumped.
[00:07:28] Speaker B: I've yet to see when they go. So what's your problem? Why you're not getting a job?
Usual. I left school at eleven and I can't read or write, but he's got my job as a brain surgeon.
[00:07:37] Speaker A: Can we talk about some of our favorites very briefly, of the seals we have seen. One of my favorites particular was the, it was probably called John Smith and he's talking about how he can't, I can't be a doctor.
[00:07:52] Speaker B: Why can't you be a doctor?
[00:07:53] Speaker A: Because, because they're all taking all the jobs.
[00:07:56] Speaker B: Are you a medical trained professional, Joe?
[00:07:57] Speaker A: I dropped out of school when I'm 14 and I'm now 72.
[00:08:00] Speaker B: Okay, Sickendez, what have you done since then?
[00:08:02] Speaker A: Fuck all.
[00:08:03] Speaker B: There we go then.
[00:08:04] Speaker A: Yeah, a couple of times over the years.
[00:08:06] Speaker B: There we go. It's the same people who remind me when they're at Trump rallies and they go, why, why you? We're here for Trump or whatever, and they go, Trump's the true president, he should be there. And they're like, well he isn't, he isn't, but what do you mean? And he goes, he's, he should be the true president. It's all a fix and all a sham.
And it's exhausting Americans, really.
[00:08:28] Speaker A: But you know what's funny as well? Both of those examples aren't fake, they're real videos.
[00:08:32] Speaker B: They're both low IQ individuals.
[00:08:35] Speaker A: Yep. Do you remember the other guy that was saying that I can't get a job cause they're taking all my jobs. Well why can't you get a job then? Well, you know, I just can't. Well, what does somebody say in a job interview to you? Well, I've got a criminal record.
[00:08:47] Speaker B: I've got a criminal record. I'm a non so.
[00:08:49] Speaker A: And then it turned out somebody was anonymous. Who? I mean, I know they're not always perfect.
[00:08:54] Speaker B: They're listening right now.
[00:08:55] Speaker A: They're listening right now. Shout out to them, hi, guys. Please don't break our podcast. But they then exposed he was a pedophile.
[00:09:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:09:01] Speaker A: He even said on that video, when he said, I've got criminal record, they went, what for? And he went, well, assault. That's why I can't get a job, you fucking moron.
[00:09:07] Speaker B: It's exhausting, isn't it?
[00:09:08] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:09:09] Speaker B: It's absolutely exhausting. I'm yet to see a high iq individual, someone who's a real benefit to society.
At the front and center of one of those, it's to always, you see that one of the young, it was an asian woman, and she was interviewing that young white guy. He must have been in his late. I saw he had an Aston Villa top or something like that. And he was like, what are taking all the jobs? And then they're not even working.
[00:09:29] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:09:30] Speaker B: She was like, what do you mean they're taking all the jobs? And he goes, well, they're taking a job. And they're not. They're not even, like, going work.
[00:09:35] Speaker A: He's wearing a west lamp. And I know exactly what video about. And he says, tomorrow.
[00:09:39] Speaker B: You're so clueless, you even know what you're saying. How are they taking the jobs? And then they're not working them?
[00:09:45] Speaker A: I don't know, Liam.
[00:09:46] Speaker B: I'm saying it to you like you've got.
[00:09:48] Speaker A: Did you see that? To be fair, there was the only person I saw who looked like she was a reasonably respectable member of society and then opened her mouth and immediately proved me wrong.
[00:09:56] Speaker B: Oh, go on.
[00:09:57] Speaker A: Was there was these two Karens, like a barbara. Yeah. And they had England flange, England flags around their necks, obviously. And one of them was going on about, this is not a joke, by the way. She said that. Shut up, you down there.
Fucking yappa, yappa, yappa, yappa. Shatter, please. And this woman said something like, oh, it's gonna piss me off now. It was something along the lines of, it cost this country. This is a real figure. She said, 65 million pounds a week to house refugees in this country. That's how much this country spending, apparently.
[00:10:29] Speaker B: But they pulled that from this. What? I mean, where are you finding this 65 million quid? I have no idea what the number is, but I'm telling you, it's not.
[00:10:38] Speaker A: 65 m. I don't spend money, me bro, for a poor boy. And I could not fucking say team.
[00:10:43] Speaker B: Who spent six seen 65 million out of my pocket.
[00:10:47] Speaker A: 65 million a week.
[00:10:48] Speaker B: No, she's making that up.
[00:10:49] Speaker A: Oh, my God. And then a mate, when. See the fingers? It's like a titanic. You'll recognize the video now. I've said that, I think. So what happened with a Titanic? What happened to it when there's too many people on it? And a mate goes, it sank. And she goes, exactly. This country is sinking. And it's just like the Titanic.
[00:11:06] Speaker B: Flawless impression. I've got to say. Flawless impression.
[00:11:09] Speaker A: Because famously, that's what happened to the Titanic.
[00:11:11] Speaker B: We've got to speed up.
[00:11:12] Speaker A: Too many people on. And they went, there's too many people on, but we're going to set off.
[00:11:15] Speaker B: We're going to get going now.
[00:11:16] Speaker A: Randomly sink.
[00:11:17] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:18] Speaker A: No icebergs were involved in the making of this movie.
[00:11:20] Speaker B: We need to speak on some of the characters at this hotel. So our hotel, as you, obviously. What I said, you leave England to go to Spain to be adopted around spanish people eating spanish food and whatever. 85% of our hotel is british. Born in Bury and Yorkshire. There's a bloke. You know which one I'm talking about.
[00:11:40] Speaker A: We've named him Trevor.
[00:11:41] Speaker B: Yeah, he's definitely a Trevor. Trevor or Dave.
[00:11:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:44] Speaker B: British bulldog on it. Knights temple on the back. Or he's got one of the crusaders.
There's so many of them here.
[00:11:50] Speaker A: Day four, I think. Let's just say we're day four.
[00:11:53] Speaker B: Day four. No, it is day four.
[00:11:54] Speaker A: Every single day, he's had a different one on a different one.
[00:11:56] Speaker B: Different color, different designs, different wish tee.
[00:11:59] Speaker A: Moo quality, where, like, you stretch it and it's white.
[00:12:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:12:01] Speaker A: Because it's almost like diving suits.
[00:12:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:12:04] Speaker A: Really thin. A different one every day. You're right. He's had St George on one.
[00:12:07] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:12:07] Speaker A: British bulldog on one. Yeah. And then what was the other one he had?
[00:12:10] Speaker B: He had the knights on it. Knights of the Round Table thingy ones. Oh, is that the one?
[00:12:13] Speaker A: That was the St George one.
[00:12:14] Speaker B: British bulldogs all the go to classics. Hello. Churchill blast tomorrow, no question.
[00:12:21] Speaker A: Got up and did karaoke and I genuinely think, pause for 3 seconds in the comments. I reckon everybody in their head just guessed what he sang. What did he sing, Liam?
[00:12:31] Speaker B: Sweet Caroline.
[00:12:32] Speaker A: Sweet Caroline.
[00:12:32] Speaker B: Of course he did.
[00:12:33] Speaker A: Sweet Caroline.
[00:12:34] Speaker B: Could've told you before he went up.
[00:12:35] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:12:36] Speaker B: Of course he did. It's the white people classic.
[00:12:38] Speaker A: Yeah. And it's a white people. And he misses look like she was 70, maybe 30, with too many cigarettes. It's really the shortest short skirt on I've ever seen in my life and was finger gunning everywhere. Oh, it was the weirdest thing. Anyway, it's very strange. What we were saying is, I mean, I've been to Ben and home a couple of times. I like a cheap holiday. I don't mind a bit of tack.
[00:12:58] Speaker B: Yeah, but you said you were embarrassed.
[00:13:00] Speaker A: This holiday walking around is embarrassing to the British because when we first got in, they were like, oh, yes, it's tokens for the. We're all in, all inclusive. It's tokens because people take more than one drink and I'm thinking, that's a bit much. And we step into the fucking. Into the room and it's like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna take the piss here.
[00:13:19] Speaker B: A hundred percent.
[00:13:20] Speaker A: We saw three people last night get stopped, served.
[00:13:23] Speaker B: One of them was her wife. His wife.
[00:13:25] Speaker A: Absolutely. You guessed it. And honestly, because the culture. Fucking these little flip flops everywhere.
[00:13:30] Speaker B: Little flip flops everywhere.
[00:13:31] Speaker A: There's at least five donny blokes that we've seen, not together, that have got the worst England, like, three.
[00:13:38] Speaker B: Propaganda merchandise.
[00:13:40] Speaker A: No tattoos.
[00:13:41] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, tattoos as well.
[00:13:43] Speaker A: On themselves.
[00:13:43] Speaker B: All of it. Your neighbor. God, your neighbor's the same.
[00:13:46] Speaker A: Our neighbor.
[00:13:47] Speaker B: Yeah. He's got St. George blasted on his arm.
[00:13:49] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:49] Speaker B: It's a. Passionate for people who hate foreigners. My God, they love coming to their country. So isn't it. It's terribly ironic if they hit him back with that. You're wearing that stuff and he's coming.
[00:13:59] Speaker A: Into someone else's country going, where's my fucking english breakfast?
[00:14:02] Speaker B: Literally, where's my John Smith? Where's my bitter fuck you, Payella?
[00:14:06] Speaker A: Where's my english breakfast?
[00:14:07] Speaker B: It's outrageous, isn't it?
[00:14:08] Speaker A: Coming over here with the Shakira law.
[00:14:10] Speaker B: It's unbelievable for the time as well, that we're in the summer, just to touch a bit on the Olympics, which I watched. Zero minutes.
[00:14:16] Speaker A: Segue of races into Olympics. I love it.
[00:14:18] Speaker B: Yeah, it just seemed like an appropriate jump and considering espanol at the moment, because I don't pay for a tv license, as you know, because I don't watch live tv.
[00:14:26] Speaker A: Me neither, Ombre.
[00:14:28] Speaker B: But you're still watching the tv. I'm not watching live tv.
Yeah, hold on.
[00:14:34] Speaker A: No, I'm not.
[00:14:35] Speaker B: This coming in. This is all about coming in. Not said in the. It's all said in jest.
[00:14:39] Speaker A: Yes. Can't use that in an official comment.
[00:14:40] Speaker B: The thing is, nothing enrages me more in the Olympics, and I despise to see it. And you will as well. When any someone's running or they're cycling or whatever, and they're about to cross the finish line and they give it all this and then they either fall or someone passes them. It drives me bonkers. You've been training four years and you can't wait your whole life? Yes. I mean, you've got one opportunity, one shot to seize everything you ever wanted to capture it. And they just let it slip. They let it slip. And honestly, every time I see it, there are just dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens of examples of it recently, of ones where they go, they're about to do it and then someone goes past them and honestly, you actually deserve.
[00:15:24] Speaker A: That's a fumble, isn't it?
[00:15:25] Speaker B: You deserve a hot pillow. You deserve to slip in the shower.
[00:15:28] Speaker A: Nobody deserves a hot pillow.
[00:15:29] Speaker B: They deserve a hot pillow. I think it's the most outrageous, cocky behavior. Everyone at home was watching, going, that's how lad Sammy's about to win the race. And you're giving it all this, giving it all the. All that bollocks just before you finish.
And then you go, I hate it. Absolutely hate it. We said we weren't even going to speak on the whole Rae gun business because what?
[00:15:48] Speaker A: More Ray gun business?
[00:15:49] Speaker B: That's her name. Rachel Gunn. The woman with the.
[00:15:53] Speaker A: Didn't know that was her name. Oh, the breakdancers. Liam just did a better break dance routine than the Australian.
[00:16:01] Speaker B: Those were legitimate movies.
It was given. It'll be on the screen next.
There was a yawn. Was one of her moves.
[00:16:07] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:16:08] Speaker B: I saw someone did a breakdown of the top ten ray gun moves and one of them was just here.
And someone's at the door. Give it a pause. Hold on.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: Resume.
[00:16:20] Speaker B: Resume.
[00:16:21] Speaker A: After being disturbed by our beautiful partners, who we adore.
That was Daniel.
So you said. You've got a question for me?
[00:16:31] Speaker B: That I do. Question.
Should they bring back the death penalty?
[00:16:36] Speaker A: Okay, hold on. It's not where I was going.
[00:16:38] Speaker B: No, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Bring back the death penalty.
[00:16:41] Speaker A: He's too sunny for that.
[00:16:42] Speaker B: Listen, listen. But you're up for the death penalty. Electric chair injection, whatever. The person administering it, who's killing you, if they're a goalkeeper, you score a penalty on them, you walk off scot free.
Are you taking your chances?
[00:16:57] Speaker A: I think that's a difficult question. Not because of the moral debate around death. Purely because I'm a baller.
[00:17:04] Speaker B: You're a baller.
[00:17:05] Speaker A: You be fine.
[00:17:06] Speaker B: You're scoring that thing.
[00:17:07] Speaker A: I am bagging that.
[00:17:08] Speaker B: What if. What if what? If the guy. Who's the guy? Turn on your electric chair, Schmeichel.
Well, you're not, though, obviously.
[00:17:16] Speaker A: No, obvious I'm not.
[00:17:16] Speaker B: But what was a pet? Chances of that helmet and all.
[00:17:19] Speaker A: What are chances of that? And he's gonna have you someone's executioner. They're always massive.
[00:17:24] Speaker B: They're not quick, they're not.
[00:17:26] Speaker A: Fucking juggernaut. Bastard.
[00:17:27] Speaker B: Yeah. No, they're not gonna be quick.
[00:17:28] Speaker A: But how? What? I'm going to flip it. What's your answer? Because you wouldn't bag a penalty.
[00:17:32] Speaker B: No, I think I could. I don't think you could topek it with 99%. My favorite.
[00:17:36] Speaker A: Also the most erratic, unpredictable.
[00:17:38] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. I'll take my chances.
[00:17:40] Speaker A: You would, would you?
[00:17:41] Speaker B: 99 shot power, 1% accuracy.
[00:17:43] Speaker A: I would like to see my friend take that.
[00:17:45] Speaker B: But if I'm going to die anyway, surely it's calm.
[00:17:48] Speaker A: We're not going to die anyway, because if you.
[00:17:49] Speaker B: No, if I miss it. If I miss it, I'm dead. If I score it, I'll get to go scott free.
[00:17:53] Speaker A: So you just said I'm dead anyway. You're not going to be dead anyway.
[00:17:56] Speaker B: That's a good point. I don't really know how this is gonna work.
[00:18:01] Speaker A: Lorette. Damage wants a little feature in this.
[00:18:03] Speaker B: Yeah, we did. We said about we're gonna do this potentially on the beach, and we went. I feel like that's even more inconsistent, even more erratic, because considering there's people here banging on toes and walking over, asking for some of your drink in this place, it's gonna be worse on a beach.
[00:18:16] Speaker A: Someone's waltzing with their fucking patio door above us. I don't know if you can hear that.
[00:18:19] Speaker B: Outdoor neighbors activities. I see that coming all the time. Anytime there's any noise on any video updoor neighbor activities, which is pretty.
[00:18:27] Speaker A: I think that's a tough and easy question for me, purely because, yeah, I'm a baller. I'd bag that. I'd take my chances.
[00:18:32] Speaker B: But then also, surely then, any footballer who wants to commit a lot of crimes, and there's been a fair few, as you know.
[00:18:38] Speaker A: As there has. Yes, there has.
[00:18:40] Speaker B: Can go. I'll take the death penalty, please. And take their chances. Maybe instead of going to prison at all, they'll go, I'll take the death penalty. They score the pen, obviously.
[00:18:48] Speaker A: Yeah, well.
[00:18:49] Speaker B: And then they go off.
[00:18:52] Speaker A: That's why England have not won the euros.
[00:18:53] Speaker B: Yeah, but they weren't against an executioner who's not trained in penalty. They're not against Pickford in goal.
[00:18:58] Speaker A: Good point. Good point. But maybe what if it's like how, you know, you can, in court, for example, you can pick your religious book to swear to oath onto. What if you could pick your sport to do said penalty like this? Hockey one. Ice hockey where you're like, running at it.
[00:19:13] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:19:14] Speaker A: Three pointer. I don't know.
[00:19:16] Speaker B: That'd be too easy. I think you need to have.
[00:19:17] Speaker A: Well, it'd be easy if you're a.
[00:19:18] Speaker B: Basketballer, I was gonna say, because maybe.
[00:19:20] Speaker A: You just get one shot.
[00:19:22] Speaker B: No, no, he couldn't in his whole.
[00:19:24] Speaker A: Career, so, yeah, maybe. No, he didn't.
[00:19:26] Speaker B: He did. Well, why would we shoot him? And he was just a buzzer beater. He just had the ball as the time was going out. He hoofed it up and he got it.
[00:19:31] Speaker A: That's fantastic.
[00:19:32] Speaker B: I think he's one for 35. I think he shot 35 and he hit one.
[00:19:36] Speaker A: That sounds like a really complex sport.
[00:19:38] Speaker B: You know what, Sam? You'd be absolutely correct in thinking so. Yeah, we're going to play this week as well. We're going to play a bit of ball, a bit of football. Anyway.
[00:19:45] Speaker A: Yeah, we are.
[00:19:46] Speaker B: Next one to get onto, I was introduced by Tanielle over there, my wife, Spotify DJ. Have you taken part in spot?
[00:19:55] Speaker A: I tried it for a bit because so many people were saying that it's super clever.
[00:19:59] Speaker B: It's super clever. This is what I wanted to get onto.
[00:20:01] Speaker A: Okay, well, not a fan.
[00:20:04] Speaker B: I really like it. But my thing is, and I've seen the video of the actual guy. He's like, from the Bronx or whatever, who does the voiceover. Hey, Sam, let's get you listening to the mix from 2022, whatever. And it gets you into, like, however many different songs you like from that erade. He has the best AI voice train I've ever, ever seen. Because he'll say the song or the actor that's about to come up. But I think for the bigger ones, obviously, he would have done the Taylor Swift whatever. There's no way he, in his studio said hiatus coyote.
[00:20:38] Speaker A: Do you think of that?
[00:20:40] Speaker B: Because he was saying, I was like, it sounded so fluid and perfect.
And I was saying to Dan, I was like, when you're listening to any k pop and a korean name comes up, is he just delivering that? Just, you know, in his Brock's Bronx.
[00:20:53] Speaker A: Acts like automatic voice lanes? No, because it sounds really like an appointment for it. Samuel.
[00:20:59] Speaker B: That's what I mean. But that's what I thought it'd be like. But he says it so slick. And all of them obviously were like bigger artists. I was like, he probably would have said that in the booth.
[00:21:07] Speaker A: Possibly so.
[00:21:08] Speaker B: But then when he got to Hia is ko, I went, you did not.
[00:21:11] Speaker A: Say hiatus koe in a big psychedelic porn crumpets.
[00:21:14] Speaker B: This what I mean, shout out to them. If he's saying really rogue underground, you know what I need? I need Kid Bluetooth. Show up.
[00:21:20] Speaker A: He would say kaid blue. Because that's what seems to happen.
George. That's my name, you know? Yeah.
[00:21:27] Speaker B: Will be Kid Blue. George. Just before we started, George Sullivan. His episode, like, just before we got anywhere. Who's Kyde Blue? And you're like, this keeps happening.
[00:21:37] Speaker A: So it's like Kai de Blu.
[00:21:38] Speaker B: Yeah, he did like Kyde blah. You're like, yeah, it's. It's. It doesn't really work.
All these other kid blues are nothing. Are they popping? Who's the biggest kid blue on Spotify?
[00:21:48] Speaker A: I'm the biggest kid blue in the world.
[00:21:49] Speaker B: Yeah, but who's actually the biggest one on Spotify? It's only like a couple thousand. Funny enough.
[00:21:54] Speaker A: Yeah, that's all I've got.
[00:21:54] Speaker B: Where's he from?
[00:21:56] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:21:56] Speaker B: You checked out his stuff?
[00:21:57] Speaker A: No.
[00:21:58] Speaker B: You should do a collab with, like, all six of you.
[00:22:00] Speaker A: You know those psycho group chats that people make where it's the same name.
[00:22:04] Speaker B: And you're like, hey, guys, you should do a tune with all the other kid blues, no matter what the language, whatever. And I actually think it'd be. That's the. Might go viral though, for sure.
[00:22:12] Speaker A: Go viral, but wouldn't sound very good at all.
[00:22:15] Speaker B: No, the ones like in Al Jah Bhaijan and doesn't even, like, speak English. You just gotta. I don't want to be called Kid blue.
[00:22:20] Speaker A: What's wrong with that?
[00:22:21] Speaker B: Did I say anything wrong with that? Why is. Why would I think something's wrong with that?
[00:22:23] Speaker A: Azerbaijan hip hop music is fantastic.
[00:22:26] Speaker B: They do really well in the Eurovision, so I'm told.
I don't watch it. I'm sure they normally score quite high in it.
[00:22:32] Speaker A: Anyway, I want to go next. I saw something. I saw something on TikTok that I really wanted to ask Liam, because I think this is perfect for what me and you're into.
[00:22:40] Speaker B: What's my top five defenders all time Premier League go?
[00:22:42] Speaker A: Absolutely not. Although I'm curious, I don't think I.
[00:22:45] Speaker B: Can name you five defenders. Micah Richards.
[00:22:48] Speaker A: I was just about to say, at least give me the best defender of all time and Michael Richards was not the one.
Give me. I'll tell you what. Clip this right up. As someone who doesn't know football at all. Someone who's only ever watched football pre.
[00:23:01] Speaker B: 2000, I know 90% of my football knowledge is through you.
[00:23:04] Speaker A: The best footballer, the best defender in history.
[00:23:08] Speaker B: I don't know a lot of defenders. I don't really know who was a defender.
[00:23:11] Speaker A: You've already named like three. Then where's he from? I've never heard of that guy.
[00:23:15] Speaker B: Oh, good one.
[00:23:16] Speaker A: Where's Brown, though?
[00:23:17] Speaker B: Where's Brown?
[00:23:18] Speaker A: I'm not telling you. I want european.
[00:23:19] Speaker B: Where's Brown? Was my mate's cousin.
Genuinely. Is that he?
[00:23:22] Speaker A: Jackie's brother, sister's boy?
[00:23:23] Speaker B: He is, though.
[00:23:24] Speaker A: I want your opinion. Who do you think?
[00:23:27] Speaker B: Dimitar Berbatov.
Give me. Hold on.
Who's it offended?
[00:23:33] Speaker A: Dimitar Berbatov is the greatest centre Batman. Not another striker.
[00:23:38] Speaker B: I only know striker.
[00:23:39] Speaker A: Let's move on.
[00:23:40] Speaker B: No, no. Hold on, hold on. Let's go. Zenongous.
Gary Neville.
[00:23:43] Speaker A: Phil Neville, Gary Nell. We'll just take Gary Neville.
[00:23:45] Speaker B: We'll just take this.
[00:23:46] Speaker A: The first defender you've named in the last twelve minutes. Okay. Gary Neville is the best defender.
[00:23:50] Speaker B: What's the right answer tt for me?
[00:23:53] Speaker A: Greatest defendant to ever play the game.
[00:23:54] Speaker B: Go on. Yep.
[00:23:55] Speaker A: I think it's between Franz Beckenbauer, Salamaldini.
[00:23:58] Speaker B: Get real. Was I going to say Franz Beckenham?
[00:24:00] Speaker A: Ferdinand or Real Ferdinand or Yapstam?
[00:24:02] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't know real Ferdinand.
[00:24:03] Speaker A: Fucking brother's named after Yapstam.
[00:24:05] Speaker B: Yeah, but I said Yapstam about 30 seconds ago. It'll be in the. It'll be in this clip a little bit. I'll do a little one of them.
[00:24:11] Speaker A: Yapstam's greatest defender. I'll clip that up for me like that. I like that opinion, man. United fans get bummed down for that.
[00:24:18] Speaker B: If I. If I. If you said Dutch, I probably would have got him eventually because I can name a few.
[00:24:22] Speaker A: Name me a dutch defender right now and if you don't name the one, you get a slap.
[00:24:27] Speaker B: Your defender. He's not like him because he was a Liverpool player.
[00:24:30] Speaker A: He's a striker. Maybe a winger. Virgil van Dyke.
[00:24:32] Speaker B: Oh, Gullet. Fred Gullett.
[00:24:34] Speaker A: Fred Gullet. Fred Gullet. Fred Gullett.
[00:24:38] Speaker B: His first name was Rude.
[00:24:39] Speaker A: Gullet.
[00:24:40] Speaker B: That's rude. That rude with two U's. Yeah, that's very on brand for dutch people. They love chucking in an extra syllable.
[00:24:46] Speaker A: Rude vongullit or van Gullet.
[00:24:48] Speaker B: It'd be van Gullet.
[00:24:49] Speaker A: Anyway, I saw a segment on TikTok.
[00:24:51] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. You got to it.
[00:24:52] Speaker A: Sorry, I haven't got to it. And basically it was saying, but what we've tailored a little bit. So we're gonna. For five of these.
[00:24:58] Speaker B: Go on.
[00:24:59] Speaker A: Five actors, if you can.
I thought this was gonna be two characters they've played.
[00:25:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:25:07] Speaker A: They'd be like the best. Like Avengers, for example. Like, remake the Avengers with five actors. That includes both of their biggest.
[00:25:14] Speaker B: Give an example. That isn't in your. In your group.
[00:25:16] Speaker A: It isn't in my group.
[00:25:17] Speaker B: Isn't your group. Give an example.
[00:25:18] Speaker A: This is a super rogue one, but it's the first one that comes to my mind. And it was Lawrence Fishburne. Oh. It's Neo and Morpheus.
[00:25:23] Speaker B: Morpheus and Silver Surfer. Morpheus and Silver Surfer. That makes total sense. Even though he's just the voice. Are we allowing it?
[00:25:29] Speaker A: We're gonna have to allow it because my list is hilarious if we don't.
[00:25:31] Speaker B: Oh, no. Yours is really way off, isn't it?
[00:25:34] Speaker A: I've got a couple of cliches and a couple of rogue.
[00:25:36] Speaker B: Go first. Go first. I want to hit. We'll go one after another, but go on, give me first.
[00:25:39] Speaker A: Well, considering I asked for five, I can't wait more than five.
[00:25:43] Speaker B: Have you?
We'll do one after another, and then I want to hear you just bullets off your last few. Josh Brolin, Thanos and table course. That's a great.
[00:25:52] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[00:25:53] Speaker B: That's a dangerous combo.
[00:25:53] Speaker A: It is. Yeah.
[00:25:54] Speaker B: My top one. Tom Hardy, venom and Bane.
[00:25:57] Speaker A: He was a great one. And just to clarify, I haven't ordered my list because I just couldn't. No, neither did I, but he was on my list.
[00:26:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:03] Speaker A: I've got Robert Downey junior as Iron man and Doctor Doom.
[00:26:06] Speaker B: It's kind of cheating if he's not here yet. Hasn't even happened.
[00:26:09] Speaker A: It's kind of cheating, but suck him up. Okay.
[00:26:11] Speaker B: Can I add mahershal Ali? He's not even. Probably not going to be blade anymore.
[00:26:14] Speaker A: No, that definitely don't count because he's definitely not going to be blade and.
[00:26:17] Speaker B: Cottonmouth from Luke Cage. Although he's not even a superhero. He's just a crime boss.
[00:26:21] Speaker A: Is that the. Is that the caliber you're going for?
[00:26:25] Speaker B: I'm going to take it. Before you go. Keanu Reeves. Neo. John Wick.
[00:26:28] Speaker A: Fuck you. That was on my list.
Yeah.
[00:26:37] Speaker B: Maybe two spanish ones. Wouldn't know. Antonio Banderas. Zorro. Antonio Banderas. Puss in boots.
[00:26:41] Speaker A: Zorro and Chabi Alonso.
[00:26:43] Speaker B: That's a good one. Although they're both just Zorro. Puss in boots and Zorro are both just a spanish guy.
I've won it. Come on. Your next one.
[00:26:51] Speaker A: My next one. Henry Cavill. Superman.
[00:26:54] Speaker B: Wolverine. That was the obvious one. I knew you were going to get to it.
[00:26:56] Speaker A: I had to.
[00:26:57] Speaker B: That's a great one.
[00:26:58] Speaker A: Oh, the fucking train lady in the station across the way. You can even hear that train to Barcelona in single minutes.
[00:27:04] Speaker B: That's a great. You know what? I knew you were going to go for all these obvious ones. I'm switching up. You ready? Next one. Play Kate. Lancet. Galadriel from Lord of the Rings. Hela.
[00:27:14] Speaker A: That's a rogue one.
[00:27:15] Speaker B: That's a good one.
[00:27:16] Speaker A: She's getting merked by.
I want to pick a good one.
[00:27:21] Speaker B: You gotta go through them all. So give it me.
[00:27:22] Speaker A: I guess so.
[00:27:23] Speaker B: Pause.
[00:27:24] Speaker A: Oscar Isaac. Moon Knight and Apocalypse.
[00:27:26] Speaker B: That's a really good one.
[00:27:27] Speaker A: That's a really good one. That's a really unbeatable. There, I think.
[00:27:29] Speaker B: You know what? You could even throw a third one in there, which you haven't seen yet. Spider.
[00:27:32] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:27:32] Speaker B: 25 2099.
[00:27:34] Speaker A: There is. I think there's. Yeah, there's one person that. I put three in four. And I'll just tell you who that is now.
[00:27:38] Speaker B: Go on.
[00:27:39] Speaker A: Sylvester Stallone.
[00:27:40] Speaker B: Let me guess him.
[00:27:40] Speaker A: Go on.
[00:27:41] Speaker B: Rambo.
[00:27:42] Speaker A: Yep.
The train's got a guess. The train's got a guess.
No, not that one. Train.
[00:27:53] Speaker B: Yeah, he's good. He's good. But someone else.
[00:27:55] Speaker A: No, no, that was Arnold Schwarzenegger, not Stallone.
It's the longest train in history.
[00:28:01] Speaker B: I can't guess who the other ram. The other person is other than Rambo. That.
[00:28:04] Speaker A: You would have been joking.
[00:28:05] Speaker B: Don't tell me, though. Oh, Rocky.
[00:28:07] Speaker A: Fucking Rambo.
[00:28:08] Speaker B: Rocky and the other one.
[00:28:09] Speaker A: I used to love this film. Bit rogue, though.
[00:28:12] Speaker B: Some with superpowers.
[00:28:14] Speaker A: Not really the original.
[00:28:16] Speaker B: Total recall.
[00:28:17] Speaker A: Judge Dreddenhouse.
[00:28:18] Speaker B: Judge Dredd. Of course.
[00:28:19] Speaker A: That's a pretty good three.
[00:28:20] Speaker B: That's a good mix in my next one.
[00:28:21] Speaker A: But again, this was difficult about this segment, because, like, the fucking thanos and apocalypse or people like that are obviously just gonna merc.
[00:28:27] Speaker B: Everybody, apologies just for our audio listeners. My iPad's gonna catch fire, but it turns out a black screen in the heat of the sun is gonna cook. Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker. The joker. That's a good, predictable mick. That's my first animated, like, crossover Star wars one.
[00:28:44] Speaker A: I was gonna say Hayden Christensen, Darth Vader, and Anakin Skywalker.
[00:28:47] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:28:47] Speaker A: In a way. Sit on the law.
[00:28:49] Speaker B: I've only just clocked one, and it's the most dangerous one of all.
[00:28:52] Speaker A: Hit me.
[00:28:52] Speaker B: Hayden Christensen, his character from Jumper. Oh, I love that.
[00:28:58] Speaker A: You know, what super power would you have? I always say jumper, and he just.
[00:29:03] Speaker B: Has a look at a picture or he can usually just, if he's got a good enough visual image.
[00:29:07] Speaker A: Absolutely great film.
[00:29:09] Speaker B: And also that's a mega dangerous one.
[00:29:13] Speaker A: Could just appear right next year.
[00:29:14] Speaker B: Yeah, Matt.
[00:29:15] Speaker A: And he just fuck you up.
[00:29:17] Speaker B: I got one more. Do you want to go?
[00:29:19] Speaker A: I would like to go. And this is an interesting one. John Krasinski, mister fantastic, of course.
[00:29:24] Speaker B: And what. Jim?
[00:29:25] Speaker A: Captain America.
[00:29:27] Speaker B: Captain America.
[00:29:28] Speaker A: I wanted that silence. He voices him in an episode of what if?
[00:29:30] Speaker B: Does he?
[00:29:31] Speaker A: That dog loves this one.
[00:29:35] Speaker B: That looks like the dad of the dog we met the other night, you know, Bella. Oh, hiya, Maya.
[00:29:40] Speaker A: Maya.
[00:29:41] Speaker B: Thank you.
[00:29:44] Speaker A: Anyway, that dog really liked that one, and I think she was a fan of the wife episode.
[00:29:49] Speaker B: My last one, can I just say.
[00:29:50] Speaker A: Lilz is forgetting she's in the background of podcast. She just went, Maria, I did it.
[00:29:53] Speaker B: Good impression, though.
[00:29:54] Speaker A: Thanks, kiddo.
[00:29:55] Speaker B: Last one. And it's only because I know I've.
[00:29:57] Speaker A: Got some honorable mentions there.
[00:29:58] Speaker B: Maybe my last one is only. It's one of them is basically the most powerful character ever, and the other one's a blow.
Billy Crudup, Doctor Manhattan in Watchmen. And Chris Orum, the guy from alien covenant, he plays the captain. So he's a bloke. And then he's also doctor Manhattan, and he can basically just go, okay. And just pull you apart.
[00:30:21] Speaker A: Is that all yours?
[00:30:21] Speaker B: That's all mine. I really.
[00:30:22] Speaker A: Honorable mentions.
[00:30:23] Speaker B: Yeah, hit me with him.
[00:30:24] Speaker A: I'm gonna do it quickly. Then. Chris Evans, Johnny storm in Captain America, Ben Affleck, Daredevil, and Batman.
[00:30:29] Speaker B: He also played Superman in a tv show once. He could really do a little track.
[00:30:34] Speaker A: Speaking of which, Nicolas Cage, ghost Rider and Superman. That was a real stretch. It was a stretch, though. Oh, my me.
[00:30:41] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. That really got me that train.
[00:30:44] Speaker A: Someone just plucked a hair from the under fire of that train. Cause that's the noise I would make. I swear to God.
[00:30:49] Speaker B: They did that on purpose.
[00:30:50] Speaker A: He saw a podcast film and went.
[00:30:52] Speaker B: That was the most cancerous noise I've ever heard.
[00:30:55] Speaker A: Is that train for Superman also, can.
[00:30:58] Speaker B: I just say for context, when we did this, we went, oh, the train seemed to only go by every 40 years.
[00:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah, we walked back yesterday.
[00:31:05] Speaker B: The trains are so sparse, and yet today it's international train day. Everyone get going.
[00:31:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:31:11] Speaker B: And they've gone past every 9 seconds.
[00:31:13] Speaker A: Well, in the 32nd window we've got where there's not another train. I'm gonna fire through them. Go. Christian Bale, Batman and Gore. I love that one. Kit Harrington, Jon Snow and Black Knight.
[00:31:22] Speaker B: Oh, that's a nice one. I like that.
[00:31:24] Speaker A: Yeah. Nicholas Aaron Taylor Johnson, Quicksilver and craven the hunter.
[00:31:27] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, nice.
[00:31:29] Speaker A: Michael b. Jordan, killmonger and human torch.
[00:31:31] Speaker B: Chuck Creed in there. He can box as well.
[00:31:33] Speaker A: Aaron Creed, if you think of that. Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool and Green Lantern.
[00:31:36] Speaker B: Yeah, that's.
[00:31:37] Speaker A: I know. Green Lantern was a garbage film.
[00:31:39] Speaker B: Met his wife on there.
[00:31:40] Speaker A: Yeah, and we should get his country's name out of our fucking mouth.
[00:31:43] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:31:44] Speaker A: But the character.
[00:31:46] Speaker B: No, that's a good one.
[00:31:46] Speaker A: Well, opal at the end, Idris Elbert, Heimdall and Bloodsport.
[00:31:50] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a good one.
[00:31:51] Speaker A: Very good one.
[00:31:51] Speaker B: That's a good one.
[00:31:52] Speaker A: Zoe Saldana, the girl from Avatar, forgot wave walks.
[00:31:55] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a good one.
[00:31:57] Speaker A: Michael Keaton, Batman.
[00:31:58] Speaker B: What color is she, though? She's blue and green. What colors blue and green make?
[00:32:01] Speaker A: You're an artist, aren't you?
[00:32:03] Speaker B: Felt like one of you two.
[00:32:04] Speaker A: Now what does blue and green make?
[00:32:07] Speaker B: Yellow.
[00:32:08] Speaker A: That's great for this angle. What does blue and green make? Yellow.
[00:32:11] Speaker B: Get my shot?
[00:32:12] Speaker A: Brown. Definitely not brown. Brown maybe. Yeah, I meant yellow, not yellow.
[00:32:15] Speaker B: And it was all musty yellow and.
[00:32:17] Speaker A: It was all brown. Okay, so that was. That was fun. No, David Harbour, hellboy in red Guardian. I really liked that one.
[00:32:23] Speaker B: That's a good one.
[00:32:24] Speaker A: I've got two more though. Rosaria Dawson, Ahsoka. And she voices Wonder Woman.
[00:32:29] Speaker B: Does she?
[00:32:30] Speaker A: She does what? Teal.
[00:32:34] Speaker B: Teal. There we go.
[00:32:35] Speaker A: I thought you meant like in response to Wonder Woman.
Teal.
[00:32:39] Speaker B: I appreciate someone Google, you know, like a couple episodes ago, we went, yeah. Miss, what was, what was Keith's like? Keith Flint's last name and then what's key's last Flint name?
[00:32:47] Speaker A: Dunno, sounds like an alex. We've already established his name's Keith. Okay. And my last one is Will Smith, Hancock and headshot. Deadshot.
[00:32:56] Speaker B: Dead shot.
[00:32:57] Speaker A: I meant deadshot. I've just seen my typo.
[00:32:58] Speaker B: That's a good one.
[00:32:59] Speaker A: That's pretty good one in it because it's basically supermande.
[00:33:01] Speaker B: Yours are really good.
[00:33:02] Speaker A: Yeah. I got so obsessed with this.
[00:33:04] Speaker B: You know what? I could have really gone into animation or anime and it would have been. But then also, then anyone who knows it would go, that team is wiping the floor. But then at the same time for you, it's like, okay, so this is it voice the guy I don't know. And voice the guy I don't know.
[00:33:17] Speaker A: For the sake of.
[00:33:19] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:33:20] Speaker A: I'm gonna go with my favorite five.
[00:33:21] Speaker B: Rattle them off.
[00:33:22] Speaker A: I'm gonna go rdJ's iron man and doom. Oh, my God. Can you people in the street just stop going by your lives being selfish? I'm gonna go.
[00:33:30] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:33:30] Speaker A: I'm gonna go RdJ, Iron man and doom. I'm gonna go Henry Cavill, Superman and Wolverine.
[00:33:33] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:33:34] Speaker A: I'm gonna go Keanu Reeves, Neo and John Wick. Because Neo, in his own universe is basically like, jesus Christ, spam. And John Wick is just, what, like Hawkeye, but better.
If Hawkeye can be in the Avengers, John Wick can be watched.
[00:33:47] Speaker B: John Wick. Four, isn't it? Yeah, he's. He is. He's immortal.
He's insanely stabbed 197 times.
[00:33:55] Speaker A: Also, I miss Samuel L. Jackson, Nick Fury and Frozone, but I'm not having that one. And the other one I missed, which I'm actually gonna keep. Maybe James McAvoy, Charles Xavier and split.
[00:34:05] Speaker B: That's it. Plays the baby split just combo.
[00:34:07] Speaker A: That's pretty mad. So I love dogs, but fuck dogs. Fuck dogs.
Actually, that might be. I think it might be because that's the same tree. They're all.
[00:34:19] Speaker B: Maya.
[00:34:19] Speaker A: Maya.
Was the dog called Maya?
[00:34:23] Speaker B: Yeah, Maya.
[00:34:24] Speaker A: They're all chilling there.
[00:34:24] Speaker B: Maya's ma'am, Maya's pat.
[00:34:26] Speaker A: I've lost count. But I'm also then going with Chris Evans, Johnny Storm, Captain America.
[00:34:29] Speaker B: Yeah, great one.
[00:34:30] Speaker A: And I'm gonna go with.
I'm gonna go with Nicolas Cage, Ghost Rider and Superman.
So hit me with five.
[00:34:37] Speaker B: I'm just doing some ray gun.
[00:34:39] Speaker A: Hit me with five that can beat that.
[00:34:41] Speaker B: I don't have five that can beat that because I only did five, so my five are just beat against it. All of them, though, are just. Some of them cancel out each other.
Wolverine and Deadpool. You know, Superman and Deadpool.
[00:34:52] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:34:53] Speaker B: And Superman and Wolverine. Henry Cavill could already believe everybody.
[00:34:57] Speaker A: All of them, ever.
[00:34:58] Speaker B: But then also, then Ghost Rider and Superman, which is technically more powerful because ghost Riders can't die.
[00:35:04] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:35:04] Speaker B: So technically that's better.
[00:35:05] Speaker A: And also, when you said canceled out, I just thought the most random one, I can't remember his name, but the dude who plays Iceman in the first three X Men, and then he plays. What's he called? Torch. Flame. Guy in the boys.
[00:35:16] Speaker B: Yeah.
Yeah.
[00:35:18] Speaker A: He would let you cancel himself, I think his name.
[00:35:20] Speaker B: He would.
[00:35:20] Speaker A: So, in fact, you're making molten rock every day.
[00:35:24] Speaker B: You wouldn't know. Because if you don't watch it, there's an anime where there's a guy whose mom has got ice powers. His dad's got fire powers. And he can. He's got. He can do fire ice. So he can. Yeah. Heat your dinner while freezing your drink. But he obviously uses it to fight crime.
[00:35:39] Speaker A: He'd be a fantastic dinner guest.
[00:35:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Great story.
But you should. You wouldn't watch it anyway.
[00:35:44] Speaker A: No, because it's for. It's for children, apparently. So it's for children. What have you got next for me, kiddo?
[00:35:49] Speaker B: Well, next I wanted to run through which something you. Which haven't seen yet because I wanted to get your reaction this because I think it'll spark pure outrage. So for anyone listening to this, please go to your phone or another device and please google Britain's worst rated and top rated chocolate bars.
It's going to rake. You really might because it made me mad. I'm going to do the chocolate bars first. Look at this. I'm airdropping to your phone right now. Oh, no. You know what? Look at it from my iPad because I don't want to stop the camera. Look at that. So what is the worst chocolate bar in the UK? Here are some of the mentions. Sam, give us your thoughts live and direct.
[00:36:23] Speaker A: So these are, these are in order.
[00:36:25] Speaker B: These are in order. So the bottom, the worst hated one. I'm totally with. This is. This is a.
[00:36:31] Speaker A: Just from looking strange straight away. I already agree with this carmack. So that's got 2777 votes. Oh, I already missed that one. Dead at the bottom is turkish delight.
[00:36:42] Speaker B: Turkish delight.
[00:36:43] Speaker A: The little vote. That's nearly 8000 votes. Yeah. That's a bag of shit I've never had. It is. I'm totally turkish delight and it's okay.
[00:36:49] Speaker B: Don't love it. I don't mind being the bottom, but bounty should be way below it. But I get it's got a weird niche following.
[00:36:55] Speaker A: I like bounty. Do you know about bounty? Okay, I like bounty.
[00:36:58] Speaker B: Milky bars.
[00:36:59] Speaker A: Milky Way should not. Because Milky Way is goated.
[00:37:02] Speaker B: Milky Way. Milky bar shouldn't be on this list at all.
[00:37:05] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Milky bar isn't listed. Okay. So I'm gonna go for. I'm just to summarize, I'm gonna go from worst to bottom. So we've got turkish delight, caramac bounty, Milky Way double decker boost, Milky bar, picnic dasher, dairy milk, fruit and nut. Snicker. Snickers. Crunchy Mars twix. Now, straight from the off.
[00:37:22] Speaker B: Go on. Problems.
[00:37:23] Speaker A: What are you happy with Milky Way boost? Milky bar, snickers. Crunchy.
[00:37:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:37:28] Speaker A: And Mars fantastic chocolate bars.
[00:37:29] Speaker B: Now, Mars, apart from Mars, is like the OG chocolate bar. But that's. That can get dashed to me. I think it's the worst Snickers.
[00:37:35] Speaker A: I'm horrified, but some of them are on there.
[00:37:38] Speaker B: Horrible list, innit? I just don't. Can't get behind that. Many people hate Milky bar. That's the most surprising. I love a milky bar.
[00:37:44] Speaker A: Everybody loves a milky bar.
[00:37:46] Speaker B: Everyone should love a milky bar. The adverts were so famous when you were kids. Remember the little kid with the, like, cowboy outfit on?
[00:37:52] Speaker A: Milky bar kid.
[00:37:53] Speaker B: Milky bar kid. Crunchy as well.
[00:37:55] Speaker A: Crunchy's amazing.
[00:37:56] Speaker B: Have that many notes.
[00:37:57] Speaker A: And dairy milk. Fruit and nut. The fruit nut is the worst of the dairy milk. It is, but it's still a good chocolate.
[00:38:01] Speaker B: It's a dairy milk all the same.
[00:38:02] Speaker A: A dairy milk all the same. It's like a Ferrari with bad wheels. You'd still want to drive it.
[00:38:06] Speaker B: I think boost has just got a brand in problem. No one knows.
[00:38:10] Speaker A: It looks unhealthy.
[00:38:11] Speaker B: Yeah. No one knows what they taste like.
If your favorite chalky bar is a boost, please let us know and drop a comment for it because I'm gobsmacked at how you would even remember it because it's so forgettable and double deck.
[00:38:23] Speaker A: Has been around forever. How is it that high up in the way?
[00:38:25] Speaker B: I think it's, again, just a weird profile, that nougat, isn't it?
I think.
[00:38:30] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:38:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Not a big thing for anyone. No. So the next one I want to get your reaction on is this is Britain's.
[00:38:37] Speaker A: Got a glimpse.
[00:38:38] Speaker B: Britain's worst biscuits. And as you know, as a british person, we're passionate as hell about our biscuits.
[00:38:43] Speaker A: We make a fucking good biscuit.
[00:38:44] Speaker B: We make a great biscuit. When you go on holiday, you go, everyone else's biscuits are bobbins.
[00:38:48] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:38:49] Speaker B: We make great bikies.
[00:38:50] Speaker A: It's a perfect example because we're on an all inclusive holiday.
[00:38:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:38:52] Speaker A: And the desserts are 80% garbage. Garbage, garbage.
[00:38:56] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:38:57] Speaker A: We make sweet treats. Hell fresh.
[00:38:59] Speaker B: So just. And it seem again, please look up the worst rated biscuits in UK. You're gonna have a problem with some of these.
Read them out, please. Read them all out.
[00:39:06] Speaker A: Ginger nuts. I love ginger nuts.
[00:39:09] Speaker B: Shouldn't be on there.
[00:39:09] Speaker A: Chocolate fingers shouldn't be on there.
To be fair. You should clip this up and put this up now. That looks like rabbit poo. That looks grosso.
[00:39:18] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:39:18] Speaker A: Jamie Dodgers.
[00:39:19] Speaker B: Yep. Love Jammy Dodgers.
[00:39:21] Speaker A: I've gone off them, but I respect them.
[00:39:22] Speaker B: They should have their place in the top.
[00:39:23] Speaker A: Madeline's never had them.
[00:39:25] Speaker B: Never had them. They're there.
[00:39:27] Speaker A: Pink wafers. I'm not seven pink wafers, but that makes a load of sense. That makes a lot of sense.
[00:39:32] Speaker B: Go on.
[00:39:32] Speaker A: I'm not seven years old. Haven't had a pink wafer since I was seven years old. You probably knows every day.
[00:39:37] Speaker B: Rich tea is one of my bottoms. I'm not a fan of rich tea at all.
[00:39:40] Speaker A: I think rich tea gets a lot of hate.
[00:39:41] Speaker B: Too dry. I need it with a tea.
[00:39:43] Speaker A: It is. It can't stand up next to others. No chocolate digestives. Can't believe that's there. Shortbread. Shortbread is a goat.
[00:39:50] Speaker B: Not a fan of shortbread. And dutch people love shortbread.
[00:39:53] Speaker A: That's about a 50 foot drop.
[00:39:54] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:39:55] Speaker A: You'll make it jump.
[00:39:56] Speaker B: I might have to. Don't like it.
[00:39:58] Speaker A: Shortbread. It's fantastic.
[00:39:59] Speaker B: Cookies on there. But, like, Maryland style cookies who love.
[00:40:03] Speaker A: Maryland immediately wrong then, because cookies. So.
[00:40:07] Speaker B: Especially the last one Sam has mentioned, for anyone who's not cut it up, is that bottom right one there.
Pie rings are the lowest calorie. They're only 25 calories per, and they're delicious. And I think it's one of you party Liam. Like a birthday party. And I think of all these, you get your bang for your buck best on them because party rings are never more than, like, 80 p. Yeah. Bargain. And I have a massive party rings.
[00:40:31] Speaker A: Bourbon's a class.
[00:40:32] Speaker B: Bourbon's a classic.
[00:40:33] Speaker A: Oh, this is Garibaldi's.
[00:40:35] Speaker B: Garibaldi.
[00:40:36] Speaker A: That looks a lot to me like a Tory biscuit. No, it looks. Well, yes, very much. Well, it's called Gary Baldi, so. Yeah. Fucking Gary. Gary Baldi.
[00:40:43] Speaker B: The Gary Baldi.
[00:40:43] Speaker A: The Gary Bala of biscuits.
[00:40:45] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:40:45] Speaker A: Gary Baldi.
[00:40:46] Speaker B: Gary Baldi.
[00:40:47] Speaker A: That looks to me like a fantastic basket.
[00:40:51] Speaker B: It looks like a.
[00:40:52] Speaker A: That looks like those breakfast bars where it's like apple sultanataindeh.
[00:40:55] Speaker B: Yeah. Not for me. I would never pick one up. That's one of these.
[00:40:59] Speaker A: They're a bag of shit anyway, so.
[00:41:00] Speaker B: Yes, they are.
[00:41:01] Speaker A: Yeah. That's.
[00:41:01] Speaker B: That's a troublesome list.
[00:41:03] Speaker A: That is a troublesome list. It's not as bad as the chocolate bars because half of them probably deserve to be.
[00:41:06] Speaker B: No, it is. This is how we know the immigration is getting too bad because the british staples are getting lost.
I don't believe that. But these are classic bikies here, and for people to not stand by them is really worrying.
[00:41:18] Speaker A: Seeing chocolate digested shortbread, ginger nuts and jammy dodgers to me especially. And party rings and chocolate fingers and cookies.
[00:41:25] Speaker B: It's worrisome.
[00:41:26] Speaker A: Bourbons, custard creams was in, like, a little bit of the sun on the iPad. I couldn't see it. Why is a custard cream in that?
[00:41:32] Speaker B: There's no business being there. But to be fair, though, I've not a custard cream forever because I have foxes. You know, the round ones. That's a go for biscuit biscuits. And they're always on a good deal at Tesco as well.
[00:41:40] Speaker A: You got custard creams.
[00:41:42] Speaker B: Shouldn't be on there, though. That's a childhood staple.
[00:41:45] Speaker A: Wait a minute.
[00:41:46] Speaker B: Childhood classico.
[00:41:47] Speaker A: Need a minute.
[00:41:47] Speaker B: That's Thierry Henri in 2004. See my football reference? I did a football ref.
[00:41:51] Speaker A: Oh, nice.
[00:41:52] Speaker B: Tt zero four. Yeah.
Titi TT. That's what they say, isn't it? Is zero four. Is that his bag? Is that his, like, prime years? Zero four.
[00:42:01] Speaker A: I think. I think the Invincibles are 404 to five.
[00:42:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Look at me today.
[00:42:05] Speaker A: I'm Mercury more kit utic, Costa creams and Tyrion re. You would have thought it.
[00:42:08] Speaker B: Throw me, throw another 10. Four. NBA. Give me a, give me a, give me a relevant example. No, black. A player meant, obviously.
[00:42:14] Speaker A: Okay, Jamie Dodgers.
[00:42:16] Speaker B: You're not getting what I'm asking for.
[00:42:18] Speaker A: You like, oh, four.
[00:42:22] Speaker B: Allen Iverson, whatever. I mean, yeah, I've taken a great example, but there's loads of others.
[00:42:28] Speaker A: Now I'm even more confused. Anyway, anyway, anyway, I'm confused. So what we got left? What we got left? Oh, we've not done this at the start.
[00:42:38] Speaker B: No, we've not.
[00:42:39] Speaker A: We've not done our song of the week and our film of the week since season one. Since season one. Because we've had so many fantastic guests. Yeah.
[00:42:45] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:42:45] Speaker A: And I. Because Liam's probably going to want to make a little graphic on the plane home. We're going to change it from song and film of the week to song and film of the airplane.
Airplane journey.
Songs to fly with. Films to fly with.
[00:43:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:43:02] Speaker A: Film I watched on the way here.
[00:43:03] Speaker B: Yeah. You didn't tell me this. You wanted to be a surprise. Go on and hit me with it.
[00:43:06] Speaker A: Didn't even finish it. It's called the uni.
[00:43:08] Speaker B: Oh, you said you're watching this, the coach, and you just kept pausing going, this is absolutely that bad.
[00:43:13] Speaker A: You have to keep watching.
[00:43:14] Speaker B: Always. I never not finished.
[00:43:16] Speaker A: It's Mark Wahlberg's new and Halle Berry and Simmons. JK Simmons.
[00:43:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Newest, also Oscar winner.
[00:43:25] Speaker A: Three fantastic actors, two Oscar winners there.
[00:43:28] Speaker B: Halle Berry's got an Oscar. JK Simmons has an Oscar and they're doing Netflix. Crap movies.
[00:43:33] Speaker A: Yeah, it's new Netflix movie. He hates it. This dog ate sit. Yeah, he's great.
[00:43:39] Speaker B: Valid.
[00:43:40] Speaker A: Valid, absolutely.
[00:43:41] Speaker B: For hating it.
[00:43:42] Speaker A: So it's the new espionage thriller. Yeah, thriller. What thriller? Anyway, yeah, Liam, it was so fucking awful.
Honestly, the films. The premise of the film, very long story short, is just like every four out of the bloody ten episodes of Mission Impossible, where some agencies got hold of all of the personal information of anybody who's ever worked for the us government.
[00:44:08] Speaker B: That's mad original.
[00:44:09] Speaker A: Every FBI, every like, copper, everyone. So that this next mission, they need someone who's not on the list. So they need an everyday man.
[00:44:17] Speaker B: That's not at all how the, how agencies work. They would just get someone new.
[00:44:20] Speaker A: Can you imagine? Every, like they need, they need like a John Smith, a Joe, blogs off the streets. Off the street is what Halle Berry, who in the opening scene, Halle Berry is really good at fight scenes, as we know from John Wick especially, and Catwoman, all this stuff. But John Wick recently, really not good in these fight scenes. She's got like a half storm haircut from the X Men films. She's supposed to be incognito. Everyone around has got caps on her, sunglasses like this. Looking around, she's walking around with bright silver mock. Right?
[00:44:48] Speaker B: That's what incognito looks like to me.
[00:44:50] Speaker A: You know, hiding, plain sight kind of thing.
[00:44:51] Speaker B: Right.
[00:44:51] Speaker A: Anyway, so she goes, I've got an idea. She goes back to the town she was raised at. Mark Wahlberg, your blue collar worker, what does he do? He's a factory worker or something. I can't remember. But my point being, he's supposed to be like proper factory worker, blue collar, goes to the same pub every night, always makes.
[00:45:08] Speaker B: Let me guess, he's in fantastic shape.
[00:45:10] Speaker A: And not real shape. He looks the best. I've seen him look.
[00:45:15] Speaker B: He should look awful.
[00:45:16] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:45:17] Speaker B: And be the slowest man. Have you ever seen those factory workers? You ever think they're in fighting shape?
[00:45:22] Speaker A: Absolutely. So anyway, yeah, and obviously all his whole thing that his mo is that I've not done enough with my life because I've stayed in the same village and the same four people in Boston and all this shit. Right?
[00:45:35] Speaker B: So she.
[00:45:37] Speaker A: Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston, Boston Red Sox. That's a different thing in it.
[00:45:42] Speaker B: No, that's right. Boston Red Sox or White Sox? There's a similar. I think it's two t. No, but then I thought it was Chicago Angels. I think there's a major league in my league.
[00:45:53] Speaker A: Being morons again.
[00:45:54] Speaker B: Yes. We're back to it.
[00:45:56] Speaker A: Anyway, so Halle Berry walks back into this bar in her local town, sees Mark Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg goes, oh, my God. Halle Berry. Can't remember her name. It was like, useless. Halle Berry, what are you doing here? What you doing?
[00:46:08] Speaker B: What are you doing here?
[00:46:08] Speaker A: They end up having a drink and he's. And you get the gist. They dated in high school, okay? And they established that was 25 years ago.
[00:46:15] Speaker B: She's not seen him 25 years.
[00:46:16] Speaker A: She's not seen him 25 years. And the whole thing is like, yeah, well, we were going to go places, but you disappeared, Halle Berry. And she's going, oh, well, yeah, can't tell you why. So they go for a walk to their favorite bench. She jabs him in the throat with her. I. With a.
Drugs, drugs, drugs. Don't know. He wakes up in a hotel room in Landan, and she says she tells him everything straight away. So first of all, absolutely no, like, NDA signs, no background check. She sits him down and goes, yeah, the US government has this problem, this problem, this problem. We need this. We need this, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I know you, and you're a real salt to earth man.
[00:46:57] Speaker B: She hasn't seen him in 25 years.
[00:46:58] Speaker A: Exactly. So her boss, JK Simmons, who's supposed to be, like, above the CIA. Shut your mouth, you.
[00:47:04] Speaker B: Oh, look at it. It's a parrot.
[00:47:05] Speaker A: Fucking little. It's a pile of pigeon. That's all I'm having out of it.
[00:47:08] Speaker B: It's a green parrot, okay?
[00:47:11] Speaker A: That's actually one of the most birds I've ever seen live on camera. We just got this green parrot taking a dump.
Anyway, stop disturbing my fantastic assessment of this film because this is the only.
[00:47:22] Speaker B: This is wildly more interesting than you.
[00:47:24] Speaker A: Actually imagine, but this is what's more important. JK Simon Simmons, top of the CIA, goes, you.
And they give him a fucking two day boot camp in how to use an assault rifle and just be a.
[00:47:36] Speaker B: Let me guess, at the end of two days, he's the greatest shooter.
[00:47:39] Speaker A: Oh, he can't hit any of the cans.
[00:47:40] Speaker B: You're watching now.
[00:47:41] Speaker A: He's hitting all of the cans. Do you know what he's ready for? Field. Sounds like whack him in. Obviously fucks his first job up. And then as we're about to let him go, he goes, but I've been a lead down my whole life.
[00:47:51] Speaker B: Give me another chance.
[00:47:52] Speaker A: I need to. I need to see something through so they see it through. Didn't get past that because it's fucking garbage.
That's me. Anyway, song of the week. Alessis by McGee.
[00:48:05] Speaker B: Whatever.
That was really horrible to listen to.
[00:48:08] Speaker A: Thank you.
[00:48:08] Speaker B: You made it sound more dry than it.
[00:48:09] Speaker A: Always a fantastic song, but my enthusiasm's gone.
[00:48:13] Speaker B: I believe it. I'll be playing right now. Pause.
[00:48:17] Speaker A: He's singing it.
Balcony buzz.
[00:48:20] Speaker B: He's close to it.
[00:48:22] Speaker A: Anyway, sorry about McGee. McGee's fantastic. What was it?
[00:48:25] Speaker B: You know what my last film was? And I told you earlier today. Zack Snyder's Justice League. That was my film.
[00:48:29] Speaker A: Didn't watch on the plane though.
[00:48:30] Speaker B: Didn't watch. I didn't watch anything on the plane though. I listened to music. It was a two hour plane. And then I tried to fall asleep for 12 May. I knew. And then I got elbowed with the force of Zeus and woke me right up out of my own.
[00:48:41] Speaker A: Yeah, the air hostess brought the trolley down and just thaw. Hammer just square in the chair.
[00:48:45] Speaker B: I was like sick. I guess I'm awake then now.
[00:48:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Just give nothing.
[00:48:48] Speaker B: So I guess my movie the week is. Well, my film of that might. What's the second called?
[00:48:53] Speaker A: Maybe you watched on the fucking plane.
[00:48:54] Speaker B: Didn't watch one big one.
[00:48:55] Speaker A: Oh, exactly. Didn't watch in the hotel was 20 minutes of Justice League.
[00:49:00] Speaker B: Was no watch a bit longer than that. I've watched it over two nights. It's a four hour film. It's whammed. But it's pretty good though. I don't like it shot in 16 by three though. No, 16 by nine.
[00:49:08] Speaker A: Is it.
[00:49:09] Speaker B: It's not widescreen. He did it like a square. So get your two thousands tv out because it's perfect for that.
[00:49:14] Speaker A: To quickly place my opinion on record, we were discussing at the pool earlier.
I don't care how good this act, Zack Schneider recall you've watched the films.
[00:49:22] Speaker B: Of his and love them.
[00:49:23] Speaker A: But yeah, I've also watched that Snyder films that have been gone awful.
[00:49:25] Speaker B: Yeah, Rebel Moon.
[00:49:27] Speaker A: Fantastic.
Having to re release a film to prove a point just proves how much of a shithole disgrace your company is in. I'm glad we have this conversation now because I do actually believe that James Gunn's gonna resurrect the DC.
Marvel's worst is still better than Aquaman. To me it is and the likes of that. I'd still rather watch ant man quantum mania than watch Wonder Woman two.
[00:49:53] Speaker B: That's a really good example. Because one on one two one was.
[00:49:58] Speaker A: Teal because that's what we got before.
[00:49:59] Speaker B: One of them material. Thank you. My song of the song of the plane, I think because I like to cater what I'm listening to based on the weather. So it was either my floor stompers place, my funky, funky playlist, because the.
[00:50:10] Speaker A: Weather on the play was quite nice, to be fair.
[00:50:11] Speaker B: The weather, when the plays was nice, it was sunny, so I got to get in the mode early. So it was a.
Yeah. Frankie Beverly and the boys maze.
We are one.
[00:50:22] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Big fuck Tuesday, grown ups. Nice.
[00:50:26] Speaker B: No, I wasn't. So that'd be it is a bit of funk and a bit of this. A bit of that.
[00:50:30] Speaker A: Okay. I like that.
[00:50:31] Speaker B: Stunning.
[00:50:31] Speaker A: Like that. Um, should we give them a little teaser, teaser, teaser, teaser about our merchandise?
[00:50:36] Speaker B: Give them a light tease?
[00:50:38] Speaker A: I'm not going to show them. You can see in the background Easter eggs. But this was just to cover up the test. Awful.
[00:50:43] Speaker B: And if you're listening to it, Sam's.
[00:50:44] Speaker A: Pointing to what I'm pointing to a cap and a tote bag. And these are just certain variations. We are planning to release a wide variety of items. Of items.
[00:50:56] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:50:56] Speaker A: We got your caps, we got your t shirts, we got your mugs, we got your tote bags, we've got your signed dildos. Whatever you want.
[00:51:03] Speaker B: Uno cards.
[00:51:04] Speaker A: Uno cards.
[00:51:05] Speaker B: The works.
[00:51:06] Speaker A: The works. What we're going to do, as we're going to be leaking a couple to get your opinions and to gauge which one do you prefer.
[00:51:14] Speaker B: So let us know wherever you listen to us in the comments.
[00:51:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:17] Speaker B: Do you want a bag? Do you want a hat? Do you want a scarf? What kind of merch do you want a pencil case?
[00:51:21] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:51:21] Speaker B: What have we not thought of that? You've got, you know, sticks. We'll do them.
[00:51:25] Speaker A: Do you think I can't eat my noodles without repping my favorite podcast? Because if that is how you feel, we're gonna make it happen, then we're here for you to make it happen because we care about our fans.
Yeah. And as Danielle says, superstar famous boys.
[00:51:38] Speaker B: Superstar famous boys. Do you want to close it out? Do you want me to close it out?
[00:51:41] Speaker A: I'm gonna. I'll close it out.
[00:51:43] Speaker B: Close it out.
[00:51:43] Speaker A: So, fresh from near Barcelona. Barcelona from Loretta Margaret Damar.
Spain.
[00:51:55] Speaker B: Espana.
[00:51:56] Speaker A: All the same to me. Whoa, whoa. Not that kind of same to me. I just mean because Damas Damar and I can't get over a place being called Margaret Demarlandh Malgret's Damar minified. That is definitely the same thing. Margaret Damar.
[00:52:09] Speaker B: I'm not calling it the two little green pigeons are facing each other, the two little green parrots.
[00:52:14] Speaker A: Well, as you can see, we're in paradise because there is a green parrot and a red parrot making sweet, sweet baby parrots behind us. So before this train goes past and does the little screech from hell again.
[00:52:24] Speaker B: Yeah, thanks for checking in.
[00:52:25] Speaker A: Yeah, thanks for visiting us on your screen from Espana.
We are going to leave you there.
Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for tuning in.
[00:52:36] Speaker B: And we'll see you on the next one.
[00:52:37] Speaker A: We'll see you back in the UK.
[00:52:39] Speaker B: And, yeah, and we're closing statements.
[00:52:44] Speaker A: If you just stop barking the second you did that, we'll leave it there then. Anyway, straight from all the stray dogs that we're going to pet for you. Thank you and good day. Buenos noches.
[00:52:53] Speaker B: Buenos noches.
[00:52:53] Speaker A: Buenos noches.
[00:53:06] Speaker B: Welcome to Feel Awake podcast.
