Episode Transcript
[00:00:11] Speaker A: Right, you lot, welcome to the new episode of the Philwit podcast, brought to you by Philwit Studios. That's a new thing I'm gonna add in there now.
[00:00:16] Speaker B: Very nice, very natural.
[00:00:18] Speaker A: Right here you got Sam, aka kid blue, and Mr. Liam Maloney. My big bro. Spot on. We've missed a couple of weeks, haven't we?
[00:00:24] Speaker B: We have. It's been a tough two weeks without you to chat away the news story, and a lot has happened.
[00:00:29] Speaker A: Exactly. Well, this is it. The pop culture stuff we're catching up on. We're actually a bit behind on, but we still want to.
[00:00:34] Speaker B: And by the time you see this, it's even far behind.
[00:00:38] Speaker A: It's going to be march.
[00:00:38] Speaker B: But the most recent news. We're getting drafted.
[00:00:42] Speaker A: Oh, my.
[00:00:42] Speaker B: Can't wait to go to war. But to be fair about the podcast, listen, firstly, one, work says, nah, you can't. Two, I'll probably get away with actually not going.
[00:00:52] Speaker A: You would? Yeah.
[00:00:53] Speaker B: Medical history. They won't let me go. They'll go, we don't want you. But for anyone who doesn't know, then to clarification of it, 18 to 41 year olds potentially getting drafted into a war for rich people, for land and oil, which we don't want to fight about.
[00:01:07] Speaker A: But what can we do?
I'm going to be one of those just classic conscientious objectors. Just. What do they used to do these put, like, a little white thing in the letterbox, all the people who just use the bullying for it. But, oh, yeah, that's me. I ain't fighting no war.
[00:01:21] Speaker B: No way. Well, I mean, I can't anyway because I'm fun medical, you know, like when I'm a celeb, when they'd be like, Linda can't do today's task because she's on.
[00:01:29] Speaker A: Linda can't eat camelbolic. She's got a poorly lung.
You're Linda.
[00:01:36] Speaker B: I'm working in the factories on my own.
[00:01:38] Speaker A: Me and all the making the bombs.
[00:01:40] Speaker B: And 17 under and the fifth 42 year olds up and just me.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: It is a little bit scary how NATO and everyone suddenly turn around going, yeah, none of us are ready for this shit.
[00:01:51] Speaker B: The thing is, though, listen, I saw, and it was an interview with. It was a russian diplomat or someone that's a representative, and someone asked him, what's the likelihood of us actually going to war? And he was like, it's not that likely of happening. So everyone just so got. It's classic western scare politics of, here's what's going on, 100% a distraction. But two, it's trying to get people scared because then they conform easier when they're under pressure that they think something's happening. And we go, right, we can't think our own way. We've now got to go under what the Tories say and what Rishi says. But then I can't remember who it was. It's probably what's not the old Carol Vorderman, the old countdown woman, because she's a firefighter. She is against the Tories. And she was asking, saying, you really think that these politicians'sons and daughters are.
[00:02:38] Speaker A: Going to be signing up?
[00:02:39] Speaker B: They're not fighting. It's the classic, the poor people are fighting for the rich and it's just a nice little cleanse of people. And we're fighting for what? What's the beef between us and them?
[00:02:50] Speaker A: It's just classic scare because our Amazon packages are delayed because of the Yemen.
[00:02:56] Speaker B: It's just so dumb, though.
[00:02:58] Speaker A: And I saw on, I wasn't ready for this because I didn't think you were going to. Let me just.
[00:03:03] Speaker B: No, you can't. You certainly can't.
[00:03:04] Speaker A: No, I'm going to not be an hour.
[00:03:06] Speaker B: Yeah, it would be an hour. You'll go on forever. I saw an interview from this ages ago and it was one about what's his face, the russian guy, the head of the.
[00:03:15] Speaker A: Vladimir Putin.
[00:03:16] Speaker B: Putin. I could not remember his name. He's been there forever. And he's talking about how western propaganda. And he said, think about all your movies that you've had in America from the. Who were always the villains. And he said, american people are so, what's the word? Brainwashed into seeing Russians and us as.
[00:03:34] Speaker A: Villains, conditioned into thinking, aren't you, that.
[00:03:36] Speaker B: This is just their thing? So it's so easy about their wars because every time it was always got to be a vague european russian accent. So anytime there's a war going on, they're already sort of pre.
What's the word?
[00:03:49] Speaker A: Well, they're already. Hold on, I'll find it preformed opinions.
[00:03:53] Speaker B: Preformed opinions. We'll go with that, that Russian to the bad guys. And because they're all on their side.
[00:04:00] Speaker A: It's classic in it. But I feel like none of us know why we would be going to war right now. And I don't even think the men with the power even have, need a reason. I think it's an excuse for them. They was all scrapping again. And it's all like you say, it's all of them, money and land and stuff.
[00:04:15] Speaker B: It's always money, land or oil. It's the same thing.
[00:04:19] Speaker A: Boy, it's funny in it, like everything that's going on in Gaza at the moment. But I mean, again, like I said, we're behind on the news, but the day that they dropped that bomb on Yemen. Oh, my word. Besides, I've been pretty vocal anyways over the last few weeks, but I was raging.
[00:04:36] Speaker B: You had your keyboard.
[00:04:37] Speaker A: I was a keyboard worry for the day. It was just like, we've been sat here because everyone's saying that the Gaza conflict started October 7. Obviously it didn't started like 100 years ago. And it's just the latest thing that's happened. And the second that the little guy kicks back, then it's like, oh, fuck him. Anyway, not to get distracted, but everything that's happened since October, right?
[00:05:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:01] Speaker A: And, oh, we don't want to get involved. We don't want to get involved. Oh, someone's blocked some ships in Yemen, which is, by the way, in a humanitarian cris. Literally.
[00:05:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:10] Speaker A: That's going to affect our status quo. What's the word?
[00:05:13] Speaker B: GDP.
[00:05:14] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly.
[00:05:15] Speaker B: Going to affect our money.
[00:05:17] Speaker A: Oh, we're going to drop bombs.
Rishi didn't even consult parliament, which is a war crime.
And obviously it was in America. Teamed up immediately. No qualms, straight away. Bombs dropped, no conditions. Anyway, I'm trying so hard to rein it in, Liam, because I'm going to.
[00:05:36] Speaker B: Give you a moment.
[00:05:37] Speaker A: Yeah, because.
[00:05:38] Speaker B: Breathe in, breathe out.
[00:05:40] Speaker A: This isn't the Feel weird politics podcast, as much as I want it to be.
[00:05:43] Speaker B: The world does not say the feel weird politics podcast.
[00:05:46] Speaker A: No, it doesn't, because, I mean, I've had all these discussions in the last few weeks.
[00:05:51] Speaker B: They don't want to hear it.
[00:05:52] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly.
[00:05:52] Speaker B: They don't care.
[00:05:53] Speaker A: Once this becomes a mahousive platform, then I'll be ramming it down your throat.
[00:05:56] Speaker B: Yeah, but then you're just going to get deplatformed as it works.
[00:06:00] Speaker A: Anyway. Well, thanks for dropping that on me because I'm like, it was the newest story. It is the newest story, actually. Yeah, well, the newest story. Yeah. We're all getting.
[00:06:07] Speaker B: And I hope you have a good time fighting in Khabib in the mountains because I'm going to be sat back.
[00:06:15] Speaker A: You're going to be on playing war zone?
[00:06:16] Speaker B: Yeah. I might think, you know me, I might pick up football manager. It's good. Pick it up on no football knowledge. Yeah.
[00:06:22] Speaker A: And you'll have a job managing a league, two french team in about three weeks because that's what's happening these days.
[00:06:27] Speaker B: I might get one in real life because there's no men to fight. They might hire me.
[00:06:31] Speaker A: There'll be women's teams. Well, actually, it won't be like that. Won't be like the World War II, will it? Where the women will have their own. They'll be fighting alongside us now. Yeah, well, that's a good point, actually, if it's conscripted because it was just men, won't it back in day, and.
[00:06:44] Speaker B: Then women went in like the matchstick factories and that.
But this time, equal rights, equal fights.
[00:06:50] Speaker A: Equal rights, equal left, mate. If you're fighting, this is more of.
[00:06:53] Speaker B: The time than ever.
You fought for equality, now you got to deliver.
[00:06:58] Speaker A: I'm not going to down that sword, because I would rather fight for us to not go to war, fight for the women.
[00:07:05] Speaker B: I would rather die fighting against my government than die fighting for it.
[00:07:08] Speaker A: 1 million%.
[00:07:10] Speaker B: And I thought, that is a. I.
[00:07:11] Speaker A: Have never felt anything more relatable in my life. Yeah, get down a t shirt. I will do that vietnamese dude. I will burn myself in the middle of St. Peter's Square and just die. Just for a political statement before I fight on the front line for this government, never mind the country. I don't like the country. I don't like the UK.
[00:07:28] Speaker B: I said to someone, I'm very patriotic. I came back from London this week and I said to my taxi driver, and he said, where have you come from? And I said, London. And the whole twelve minute journey was just us cutting out.
[00:07:38] Speaker A: And he was just like, shit, everyone's rude.
[00:07:39] Speaker B: This is literally what we were talking about the whole time. And we literally both said the same. From, like, I'm not patriotic to my country whatsoever, but to the 2 million.
[00:07:47] Speaker A: People, citizenship anyway, you're allowed.
[00:07:50] Speaker B: I can do this. But also my hospital, St. Mary's, you know what postcode is to that hospital? Go on, m one. I could not have been born more central town.
That's why it's jewel. But anyway, the point is, I'll say.
[00:08:03] Speaker A: Some, like, immigrant, patriotic to my city.
[00:08:05] Speaker B: But not my country whatsoever.
[00:08:08] Speaker A: If Andy Burnham wants me to fight, yeah, I'll fight, I'll do it.
[00:08:10] Speaker B: If he says fight for Lancashire, I'm there.
[00:08:12] Speaker A: Lancashire, Lancashire, Lancashire.
[00:08:15] Speaker B: Don't know how to pronounce the cash.
[00:08:16] Speaker A: I was thinking of Lancaster and Lancashire.
[00:08:18] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm really emphasized the cash of Lancashire.
[00:08:20] Speaker A: Well, the start of this has took a turn.
[00:08:23] Speaker B: Yeah, I know it wasn't meant to.
[00:08:23] Speaker A: Go political, so, I mean, let's backtrack a little bit, because we like to go over the pop culture and what we've missed, but we've got, like I said, what is it, the 25th today?
[00:08:32] Speaker B: Something like that.
[00:08:33] Speaker A: We've got, like, a good month. Well, I think we did one the first week of January, didn't we? Yeah, we did, but either way, I mean, bloody hell. Like, there's been aliens in Miami. Gypsy girls come out and there's like, some shit's gone down in the last few weeks.
[00:08:45] Speaker B: We'll get to Gypsy Rose after a sec to go on the Miami thing really quickly. I'll just send you the video of it, because the channel I watch, corridor crew on YouTube, they've got a great channel. They go through VFX of loads of famous movies, tv shows or whatever, and have people that are on that work and show how they were done and whatever. And they've got a series where they debunk UFO or aliens or whatever and say, this is how this would have been done if it was made and do this. And they perfectly thinkied it, disproved it, because they said.
[00:09:18] Speaker A: And the whole story, I'm guessing they debunked that video where people thought they saw a walking. I did see them debunking three people.
[00:09:25] Speaker B: On his side, and they said that they enhanced it and then used, because they've got an after effects, loads of plugins to make, like, bobbins footage. And they did that and said it was this. And then they just followed the paper trail of all what people said. And that guy was said after, and he was lying and trolling about this. And then the police apparently thought it was a terrorist attack.
[00:09:44] Speaker A: The police thought it was, like, young gangs, didn't they?
[00:09:47] Speaker B: This is what I mean.
[00:09:47] Speaker A: They thought it was teenagers.
Telling me the whole of Miami police are going to turn up for that, though.
[00:09:52] Speaker B: People were hearing gunshots. You know what day it was? 1 January, of course. There was fireworks.
[00:09:58] Speaker A: Fireworks.
[00:09:58] Speaker B: It was kind of like the amalgamation word of the day there of loads of different coincidental factors that just heaped into this massive thing that seemed. Because when you saw that shot of the helicopter, when there's like 90 police.
[00:10:12] Speaker A: Cars on the freeway, that's the bit that convinced me.
[00:10:14] Speaker B: Then you're going to go, okay, something's going on here. And the police didn't know what's happening because they think there's gunshots and it's fireworks. People are running because they think something's going on. Three guys are getting confused for a tall alien.
[00:10:25] Speaker A: But I thought you'd be completely on the other side of this? No, because I've got to say, I saw a lot of the debunking of the actual foot open quotes footage of the area, but it was more. And I know I don't always trust. Well, 99% of the time, I don't trust people's onsite witness and stuff, but it was more the fact that lots of people's stories were linking up. I mean, I saw the whole doctor strange portal thing. I thought, that's a load of bollocks.
[00:10:49] Speaker B: Of course it is.
[00:10:50] Speaker A: But then there was people talking about the reverse of the coordinates.
[00:10:54] Speaker B: See, that kind of stuff is.
[00:10:56] Speaker A: I think that's just more interesting. And clickbait.
[00:10:58] Speaker B: It's an interesting.
What's it called?
[00:11:01] Speaker A: Coincidence.
[00:11:01] Speaker B: Coincidence. There was a load of coincidence that had to happen for this to get pulled off by sheer accident.
[00:11:07] Speaker A: But the only thing I will say is, though, I did see a lot. I mean, I saw one guy that was, like, trying to talk to his dad. He was a copper in Miami, and he was trying to ask him about it.
[00:11:14] Speaker B: I saw an.
[00:11:15] Speaker A: He's got it on video.
I can't tell you. I can't talk about it. And everyone was saying that people that filmed it all happening, they've gone on their phone after and it's been, like, wiped. And I've got to say, and not to go full conspiracy note, but I do think if there was anything like that, people don't believe. But we definitely. Well, we humans definitely have the technology for them to wipe shit off our phones if we weren't supposed to see it. And I just think I'm not, like, committed to the fact that it was some big lanky alien walking about, but some of fishy went down because the whole Miami police department turns up and they're telling me that's for a couple of teenagers with fireworks on New Year's day summit.
Bollocks to that. Not happening. And then it's more the fact that everyone's phone, no one's got any footage of it. The only footage we've seen, the second.
[00:11:57] Speaker B: It, thousands of people, and everyone has a phone in their pocket with a hd camera.
[00:12:01] Speaker A: And the only footage that we've seen is what, that helicopter footage. And I swear, God, when it all came out, I tried to watch a few things and I thought, I'm going to give it a day and I'm going to search it again. And there'll be loads of people. It was just people's recording of their witness statement because no one had any footage of it. And it does line up to the fact that people were saying, my phone got wiped.
[00:12:17] Speaker B: I've heard this story for loads of things. And I saw a meme that said if I saw Bigfoot, I would simply take a high quality image of him. And I get it because so would I. Like, I just want to be there because I'll be ready to go with the flash, getting the angles right. But I've heard this many times that they can just.
It would seem so easy as well. It doesn't seem too far fetched me. When you think we've got records, when someone has a blob of blue tack, puts it on a press and it makes. And that music's on that now, which seems alien enough to me. It doesn't seem too alien that me taking a video on my electronic device would get scrambled or deleted of some.
[00:12:53] Speaker A: Reckon even put an EMP over them all.
[00:12:55] Speaker B: Yeah, props. Which advanced UAV.
[00:12:57] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:12:57] Speaker B: But this is what I'm talking to. UAV.
[00:12:59] Speaker A: Yeah, an EMP. Oh, there you go.
[00:13:02] Speaker B: Someone did an EMP, but this one went down.
[00:13:05] Speaker A: And again, I'm not saying, like, oh, because it was the fucking aliens.
Thank you. Because that's a Miami accent.
Don't know why I went for that one anyway. But my point being, something has happened and I just think with the way the world's going at the moment and the stuff that they're slowly admitting a lot about ufos and aliens just to distract us from other things. But I actually think it would make more sense for it to be some kind of alien thing. Because even if it was a terrorist incident, when did they ever Emp and wipe people's phones and stuff like that? And I know Miami's like, well, classic loads of police dramas in Miami and stuff. But you're telling me the whole police department's going to turn up for a classic little youth scrapping?
[00:13:48] Speaker B: Youth scrapping youth?
[00:13:49] Speaker A: Not a chance.
[00:13:50] Speaker B: No, I don't think so either.
[00:13:51] Speaker A: Not a chance. But then again, if we were reacting to this on the week it happened, I'd be like dying on the sword that it was at a lanky alien. Because the amount of things. I mean, again, just for a disclaimer, we're going to do a proper conspiracy. Yeah, we'll do a whole episode because nuts for it.
[00:14:05] Speaker B: It'll be 9 hours exactly.
[00:14:06] Speaker A: So I am trying to rein it in a little bit now. But a lot of stuff I've seen, like the only alien stuff that I believe when it comes to things that I've watched and people's recollections and stuff are the stuff that these crossovers in the stories, and it's like, I've seen loads of stuff where there's so many alien species they're talking about, but the ones that always crop up are them lanky ones, and they call them the tall whites.
[00:14:27] Speaker B: Tall whites.
[00:14:28] Speaker A: So the second I heard, when it broke, the news broke, and they said it was tall ones, I was like, a little bit, if we're going to spot any of them, it's going to be the lanky ones. And I've got to say, when you were talking about taking pictures and stuff as well, it did make me think, because I was like, I'm bad enough for taking pictures anyway. My mate could be, I'm at a pie and I don't take any pictures, is the point. But if something like that happened, I think if people actually saw three real life failings just razzing around the Trafford center, I think I'd fucking run. I don't think I'd be taking any photos.
[00:14:57] Speaker B: No, I'd risk it. I think I'd be cocky enough to risk it.
[00:15:01] Speaker A: Humans are.
[00:15:02] Speaker B: I'm going to get the pitch of it, because, you know, if we're going to a party.
[00:15:05] Speaker A: Yeah, but you'd be giving them instructions. Yeah, go a little bit to the.
[00:15:08] Speaker B: Right where that light is.
[00:15:09] Speaker A: Yeah, you left your good side.
[00:15:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Go one knee and just give me a think. Like the thinker kind of thing.
[00:15:14] Speaker A: You'd have the perfect image and then be dead. And then they'd scramble your phone anyway.
[00:15:17] Speaker B: And I have to go on TikTok and everyone call me a liar, and it would really annoy me.
[00:15:20] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly.
[00:15:21] Speaker B: Well, I'm not a liar, but again.
[00:15:23] Speaker A: It is frustrating in it, because I saw there were some people's statements of what they saw, and I was like, that's quite believable. And then some of them come out and they're like, you just discredit everything, don't you? Because they're just idiots. Yeah, but anyway, I mean, it's funny, though, and it always happens in America. Saddens me that it is always America. Yeah. I mean, is it monsters? Do you remember monsters versus aliens, that kids?
[00:15:40] Speaker B: I do, yeah.
[00:15:41] Speaker A: I think it's that film, anyway, where it's like, when the aliens land and the news reporter on the show is, like, shot galore, they've landed America the only place some aliens ever land.
[00:15:49] Speaker B: It is true.
[00:15:50] Speaker A: It's true, though, isn't it? Like I said, you're not going to get these tall white aliens knocking about the Arndale or something? No, walking around.
[00:15:57] Speaker B: Jade, there are some aliens walking about the Arndale.
[00:15:59] Speaker A: Exactly. And no one's shocked.
[00:16:00] Speaker B: No, they're just.
[00:16:01] Speaker A: Because they're all from. They're all from Russell.
[00:16:03] Speaker B: They're all from Harper Hay.
[00:16:04] Speaker A: Yeah, Harper hay.
[00:16:05] Speaker B: Shout out, Harper hay. Anyone who's watching from there. It's rough in there. I've lived all around there, so I can see. And within shore also, again, rough biscuits.
[00:16:14] Speaker A: Yeah, but we've got ties there so we can see.
[00:16:16] Speaker B: Yeah, we've got home ties in.
[00:16:18] Speaker A: Big up Marcus Rashford as well.
[00:16:20] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:20] Speaker A: Anyway, so we'll move on from. Oh, do you know what?
[00:16:23] Speaker B: What?
[00:16:23] Speaker A: We're supposed to start with and I'm going to rewind it.
[00:16:26] Speaker B: Go on, Liam.
[00:16:26] Speaker A: What's your song of the week, my friend?
[00:16:29] Speaker B: Song of the week is burger at my nan's door.
[00:16:32] Speaker A: What the fuck is that?
[00:16:34] Speaker B: Have you heard it? We're on different sides of TikTok.
[00:16:37] Speaker A: Fucking remix. Devil back, mate.
[00:16:43] Speaker B: It'll be playing right now. Someone did a remix of murder on the dance floor, but did burger on my nan's door. The whole song, but the exact melody and just some northern bloke took it.
[00:16:52] Speaker A: That's fantastic.
[00:16:53] Speaker B: He ordered a burger but he didn't change the address. And now there's a burger going to his nan's door and she can't eat red meat. And I can't believe you've not heard it because that would have made it so much better.
[00:17:02] Speaker A: I can't even eat red meat.
[00:17:03] Speaker B: Right. Will it be Kanye west? Heaven and hell, then, but ruined it.
You've ruined it now. Please insert that guy from Saltburn dance into that 100%. That's such a shame.
[00:17:12] Speaker A: I'm sure that's all over TikTok, if that's what you're telling me. If I've titled.
[00:17:15] Speaker B: I didn't think of that, but that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to get the clip. Wait, isn't he naked, though? Yeah, exactly.
[00:17:19] Speaker A: But ass naked.
[00:17:20] Speaker B: I'm going to have to try and center.
[00:17:22] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's his whack that you can see for most.
[00:17:24] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:17:25] Speaker A: If it's just until he turns around in helicopters a couple of times.
[00:17:27] Speaker B: All right, first, then. Go on, then.
[00:17:28] Speaker A: Fair play, Barrichean.
[00:17:30] Speaker B: Yeah, he's like. You're right.
[00:17:31] Speaker A: Yeah. He's got a tall white alien there as well, I'll tell you that. Sightings all over TikTok.
Burger on Barry's floor, skin.
[00:17:39] Speaker B: Did you just say that's? A good one. Wow. She's got it.
[00:17:41] Speaker A: Oh, my word.
[00:17:42] Speaker B: Get her a mic and a camera.
[00:17:43] Speaker A: Get her a mic and a camera.
[00:17:44] Speaker B: Spin that camera.
[00:17:45] Speaker A: Yeah, spin the camera around and say that again.
[00:17:48] Speaker B: What's your song of the week?
[00:17:49] Speaker A: Right. My song of the week is do for love, Tupac. And I can't remember who sings the girl that sing it, but the sample of your favorite tune, big fuck. What do you want to do for love?
[00:17:58] Speaker B: Is it my top three all time, and it isn't three. It'll be two or one. It might be one.
[00:18:04] Speaker A: That was a very long winded way of saying, yeah, it might be my favorite song.
[00:18:07] Speaker B: It may be my favorite song. I love that.
[00:18:09] Speaker A: If we were on Mr. And Mrs.
I know we were.
[00:18:14] Speaker B: If we were on Mr. And Mrs. And, you know, the scenario one at the end? I've not watched any few years, but I'm sure they do one when they do, like, a scenario based one.
[00:18:20] Speaker A: I don't remember.
That's exciting.
[00:18:23] Speaker B: No question. The specifics you'd get would be so bang on because it's normally like, who's the whatever? Who's the one who's up at first? Who's the biggest this, who's the more angry one, who's the biggest spender? We'll merck it.
[00:18:35] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:18:36] Speaker B: You know what you win, though?
[00:18:37] Speaker A: What?
[00:18:37] Speaker B: Like, you win a clock. To my memory, which is a bit dead, but we should do it, though. We'll go in as Mr. And Mr. And we'll murk.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: Someone suggested, because everyone's been loving our friendship, someone suggested us doing that.
[00:18:52] Speaker B: We'll do it then. Yeah.
[00:18:52] Speaker A: And Lil's does presenting anyway.
[00:18:55] Speaker B: We'll do it next week.
[00:18:58] Speaker A: No, we'll get them what they call cue cards. Well, yeah, cue cards, but not like pedestals. But you're, like, african american, you know, like when. Oh, my God, all the words. What did you just say?
[00:19:09] Speaker B: Carry on. Anyway, carry on.
[00:19:11] Speaker A: You know when you're, like, doing speeches and you're on, like, a pedestal thing? I forgot what it's called.
[00:19:15] Speaker B: Plymph.
[00:19:15] Speaker A: I don't know you're on about.
[00:19:17] Speaker B: I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:19:19] Speaker A: Oh, it don't even matter.
[00:19:19] Speaker B: You're wasting precious.
[00:19:25] Speaker A: You're in the middle with your cue cards.
[00:19:26] Speaker B: Yeah, we'll do an all star Mrs. And you got to make it tough, though. Not like who's got the better Barnett or whatever.
Do you know what I mean? Make it an actual good one anyway. Good one.
[00:19:37] Speaker A: So that was my song.
[00:19:38] Speaker B: Do for love.
[00:19:38] Speaker A: I don't know how we got from there. Go on.
[00:19:40] Speaker B: What's your movie of the week?
[00:19:40] Speaker A: Just get my movie of the week. Do you know we were going to watch the kitchen the other night? You know, the new film from Kano and that. The Netflix film, it's got Ian Wright in it. That's why I want to watch it. But we didn't watch it.
[00:19:53] Speaker B: People call him righty.
[00:19:54] Speaker A: Righty. Didn't know that. You did know that.
[00:19:56] Speaker B: You didn't know.
[00:19:57] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. Ian Wright.
[00:19:58] Speaker B: I did not know that. I just. People call him righty.
[00:20:00] Speaker A: Ian Wright's a legend.
[00:20:04] Speaker B: I have the dvd from, like, 2005. Ian Wright's football.
[00:20:07] Speaker A: There you go.
[00:20:07] Speaker B: Funny Fian. Wright's football, bro.
[00:20:09] Speaker A: He's done everything.
[00:20:11] Speaker B: It's something either football funnies or Ian Wright's football mishaps. It's basically like just bloopers of football. Like players. Like going for a tackle, then, like getting smashed.
[00:20:21] Speaker A: Ian Wright had his own show in the 90s while he was still playing. Like, Ian Wright was the one who started the whole social media football crossover and, well, just like players being. Having actual personalities.
[00:20:33] Speaker B: I did not know that.
[00:20:34] Speaker A: It did a lot for. Well, I don't, obviously, because the kitchen is all about, like, it's London in the future. And I thought she did 2044. No, that's what I was going to say, because I was going to watch it because I thought that's going to be what everyone's watching this week but me. And Lil's obviously been watching the X Men films, as I've said before, and I completely forgot that we'd got to this point. So when Lil's reminded me that it was Logan next.
[00:20:54] Speaker B: So did you go real quick before you hit that?
[00:20:56] Speaker A: Yeah, ma'am.
[00:20:56] Speaker B: So you skipped apocalypse, you skipped Dark Phoenix. You watched first class.
[00:21:00] Speaker A: Dark Phoenix comes after Logan, which I didn't realize, dark Phoenix comes out the same year as Endgame. That's not the biggest. Like, they flopped. Pathetic excuse.
[00:21:08] Speaker B: Sorry. Go on, Logan.
[00:21:09] Speaker A: Anyway, so we watched one, two, three, and then we watched Wolverine origins.
[00:21:13] Speaker B: First class. Days of future past.
[00:21:15] Speaker A: Yep. And days of Future past. Well, to be fair, it was a flip up between Days of Future past and like, Logan, without even being a superhero fan, fucking brilliant film.
[00:21:24] Speaker B: It was a great film.
[00:21:25] Speaker A: And I forgot how devastating it was as well.
[00:21:27] Speaker B: Yeah, it is.
[00:21:28] Speaker A: Because I've said to you a million times before, like Wolverine, Spider Man, Toby Maguire and Hugh Japan, they're my guys growing up.
The thing is, I said to those, when we first started watching the X Men films, I was like, logan, you're going to love anyway as a film because it's a brilliant film, standalone. But I need you to really love Wolverine. When he gets to that point, you.
[00:21:48] Speaker B: Have to play the groundwork. You can't go straight to Logan.
[00:21:50] Speaker A: Exactly. But then it's also, like the dynamic between him and Xavier, even just the fact that Wolverine's the classic, the. Wolverine's kind of, people think he's a bit heartless and insensitive and stuff like that, but he's like, he's got a big heart.
And it's the moment in the film where, like, I was going to say, spoiler alert, but the film's, like, film came out 26.
[00:22:10] Speaker B: You can say, spoiler alert.
[00:22:12] Speaker A: The point where Xavier dies is, like, the saddest bit of the film because.
[00:22:15] Speaker B: He thought it was.
[00:22:16] Speaker A: He thinks it's Wolverine and it's like.
[00:22:17] Speaker B: I would hope, though, cough. I would hope at that moment, even though, that his powers are a bit on the fritz, I would think he would know in that moment it wasn't him and he would know it was x 24.
Yeah, I think that he would know. Hold on, he's now got a skinhead and he's looked a little fresher. I think he would know because he just puts his thing on his chest and goes, yeah.
[00:22:37] Speaker A: And I'm also hoping, though, that, well, it was in the dark as well.
[00:22:40] Speaker B: I would hope he would note, like.
[00:22:42] Speaker A: Charles is like, swaying out of consciousness before he dies. And Wolverine says straight away, it wasn't me. It wasn't me. So I don't know. But it was more the fact that Charles had this little.
He just opened up and was like, oh, so this is what it's like having a family. Take it all in, Logan.
[00:22:56] Speaker B: The scene at the dinner table and they're having dinner is a beautiful, brilliant. They're just catching joke and just being a family, it's nice.
[00:23:03] Speaker A: So it was just like, they got us up to smash us down. And I forgot as well that he actually butchers the whole family. That whole family that just took him in. So that was just an extra kick in the nuts, but fantastic film. I've still never watched the noir version. Noir. Oh, I didn't watch the black and white version, which I do want to watch, but that'd be good. Special shout out stays the future past, because I forgot how sick that was. That was the first Marvel film, and I mean, even MCU as well. First Marvel film that I watched again and I had zero. I couldn't remember anything because I don't think I'd watched that since the first time.
[00:23:33] Speaker B: It came the best when you don't remember anything. I remember it beat for beat in it.
[00:23:36] Speaker A: And obviously we've watched probably over 30 Marvel films in the last six months, Moon Lil's and even the ones I hadn't seen for a while. I know what's going on and I've enjoyed them, but I had genuinely didn't know what's coming next.
[00:23:46] Speaker B: On days of future, you've only got very few left now. You're really.
[00:23:49] Speaker A: Yeah, we've got none left. Well, I'm not watching Apocalypse, but do you know what, though? I ain't seen Apocalypse since it came out. I remember it being garbage. I watched the trailer last night and it looked pretty good.
[00:23:57] Speaker B: It will do from the trailer. It's what trailers are meant to do. They just skip to all the good stuff.
[00:24:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:24:01] Speaker B: The train scene in the last 12 minutes is the only good scene in the movie.
[00:24:05] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:24:06] Speaker B: And even then, they don't really utilize everyone.
[00:24:07] Speaker A: We're not going to bother anyway. We're not going to bother. But anyway, Logan was sick, so I'm even more excited for Deadpool three. Seen. They wrapped filming on Deadpool three, haven't they?
[00:24:14] Speaker B: I did.
[00:24:15] Speaker A: So I'm excited for that. And I've seen a couple more leaks and stuff, but only set leaks. So I'm trying to avoid, like, well.
[00:24:21] Speaker B: Now that it's wrapped, I'm finally glad that everything I know is everything I will know.
[00:24:24] Speaker A: There's nothing.
[00:24:24] Speaker B: All the set pictures I know that Cyclops is showing about Noah's a faster.
[00:24:29] Speaker A: It looks like they're all from the same scene. It does, which I'm, you know, I'm also.
[00:24:34] Speaker B: Yeah, every scene we've seen has just been outdoor.
[00:24:36] Speaker A: Same fight scene in the desert. Web is in the desert where it's like the smashed up 20th, and that's.
[00:24:40] Speaker B: Only going to be the back end, the middle, the beginning of the film. So it's good to be.
[00:24:45] Speaker A: I did see if you're tv agent. TVA agent.
[00:24:47] Speaker B: I saw a TVA agent as well.
[00:24:49] Speaker A: I am buzzing for it. Absolutely buzing for.
[00:24:51] Speaker B: I'm excited. We'll go open the night for it 100%.
[00:24:54] Speaker A: And again, that's another reason why I wanted those catch up, because I thought this is, I mean, we watched since we've been together, I think we've watched a couple, we've watched a couple of the Marvel films as they've come out new, but the Marvels was the only film that's come out and she knows what's going on. Yeah, and that's not exactly a good start, is it? Because Marvels was a bag of shit.
[00:25:11] Speaker B: Well, I've not seen it. It's coming on Disney plus on, like, the 6 February, so I'm waiting for it.
[00:25:15] Speaker A: Do you remember watching Antman two and you pay your.
[00:25:19] Speaker B: I didn't rate it at all. I don't want to see a film that's entirely shot on blue screen that is dead.
[00:25:24] Speaker A: No, you're talking about quantum mania. I mean, like, you remember, you walk up to cinema, I'll take five quid. You can skip it to the end. I just watch the end credit scene. That's pretty much what I did filming.
[00:25:33] Speaker B: At the end of it.
[00:25:34] Speaker A: It's exactly the same in the marvels.
[00:25:35] Speaker B: That was an important game credit scene, though, because that's when they all disappeared. Well, that's like, that was the last film before Endgame.
[00:25:40] Speaker A: That was the first time that we had any indication of. Oh, that might be how they do it in Endgame, this film. Hopefully, she's going to be completely up to date on all x men stuff. And she's gonna get it.
[00:25:53] Speaker B: She's gonna get it, and it probably won't be related at all.
[00:25:56] Speaker A: Probably not. Probably not. And she's still not going to know who the tv ar. Because she's not watching any of the Loki stuff.
[00:26:01] Speaker B: You have to summarize some stuff.
[00:26:03] Speaker A: Exactly. Anyway, yeah. So that's a long ass start. What was your film?
[00:26:06] Speaker B: Thanks for finally asking. Getting around to it. Mine was society of the snow. Do you know what it is?
[00:26:12] Speaker A: No.
[00:26:13] Speaker B: Sick. So footnotes on it, you immediately go, oh, I know what you're talking about, because we spoke about it. It's the 1972 plane crash, and it was, like, 45 people coming from Uruguay, and they crash in the Andes mountains. And then for 72 days, 45 passengers and 33 after the crash, and then just 60 made it home. But they're like.
[00:26:33] Speaker A: These are ones that, like, turn cannibal.
[00:26:35] Speaker B: Yeah. They're, like, eating each other and that. So they did a retelling of it on Netflix from the people who survived.
[00:26:39] Speaker A: I'm so sorry. Do you realize that this is not how this works? You can't just have a conversation with him while Liam's talking.
[00:26:46] Speaker B: She just went, I really want to watch this. Oh, thanks. You know what? Thanks for letting us know.
[00:26:50] Speaker A: Thanks, Liam.
Anyway, please carry on. Tell me about this film.
[00:26:55] Speaker B: It's a real.
[00:26:56] Speaker A: Like that in the fucking corner, right?
[00:26:57] Speaker B: Waving him down like there's a fire. Yeah, shut up.
The point of it, basically. It's a really good film and it's just telling the story of these two that are all quite young.
[00:27:08] Speaker A: Right. Is it like lost?
[00:27:09] Speaker B: Nothing like lost.
[00:27:10] Speaker A: Sick?
[00:27:12] Speaker B: No, it's just because it's all contained into one location.
[00:27:14] Speaker A: Right.
[00:27:15] Speaker B: And they make it off spoiler alert in the end, but it's just a.
[00:27:19] Speaker A: Telling of after a couple of people.
[00:27:20] Speaker B: Have been young people going to be going through it. So there's that famous picture when it's them sat on the side of plane, there's just a spine next to them. But they all agreed with each other. Most of them agreed. They said, if I die, you can have me, you can scran me.
[00:27:34] Speaker A: That's quite nice.
[00:27:36] Speaker B: Nelson. Scrandella.
[00:27:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:27:38] Speaker B: And they decide this. But it's a really good movie. It is dubbed, though, so you're going to have to maybe get over that.
[00:27:43] Speaker A: But it's fucking international film. Yeah, I've got a concentration span for it. Parasite is the only film I've watched top to bottom that's not in English.
[00:27:52] Speaker B: And not been like, fuming at the tv.
[00:27:53] Speaker A: Yeah, but anyway, don't get me wrong, that's a complete fault of my own. By the way, I want to clarify.
[00:27:57] Speaker B: It's a great movie. You should watch it.
[00:27:59] Speaker A: I've just got a poor attention span spawn.
[00:28:01] Speaker B: Exactly why you won't watch anime either.
[00:28:03] Speaker A: Yeah, that's just because it's for children. Anyway.
[00:28:07] Speaker B: You'Re going to lose us. People are not going to follow us for that. And I'm not even getting into this. You know what? Maybe we should. Because then everyone can just hurl hated you and go, it needs to get replaced.
[00:28:17] Speaker A: I like watching Rick and Morty. I like watching adult cartoon things. But really it's just loads of fight scenes and cartoons. It doesn't appeal to.
[00:28:26] Speaker B: You know what? It's almost like being mad at someone who's so stupid. You're like, you can't be mad at them because what could they know? Yeah, but it's like. It's like being mad at a caveman because you're like, you haven't even discovered fire yet.
[00:28:36] Speaker A: So this is the thing.
[00:28:37] Speaker B: I can't feel anything for you because you're just so lost.
[00:28:40] Speaker A: I live and breathe football. You couldn't care less for it. No, but I get why you don't like it.
[00:28:45] Speaker B: Listen, short I can respect.
[00:28:48] Speaker A: I'm just saying short when I'm being quiet.
[00:28:49] Speaker B: Listen, but I know. And I said it's the best sport in the world. It's the world sport. It will never be eclipsed.
[00:28:56] Speaker A: Anime is not the world media.
[00:28:57] Speaker B: But listen.
But even though I'm not watching it, I can see why so many people love and care for it. It means everything to them and the stories behind it and the history of teams and players and the rising through leagues and getting relegating that. I get it.
[00:29:13] Speaker A: I can see why a graphic designer with the attention span of an eight year old would love anime as well.
[00:29:17] Speaker B: It's so different and you're so wrong.
You can't even actually be allowed to give any opinion on tv shows if you don't watch anime. I just don't feel like you're allowed to give an opinion 100%. I can't feel like you can say, that is the best show ever. Anyway, we're getting off this now only because I mentioned, we've mentioned like three.
[00:29:33] Speaker A: Things on this podcast we did so far.
[00:29:35] Speaker B: Did you see that the bear cleaned up at the Emmys?
[00:29:38] Speaker A: Did, yeah.
[00:29:39] Speaker B: But do you know what it won for?
[00:29:40] Speaker A: What?
[00:29:41] Speaker B: Comedy. Oh, yeah.
[00:29:43] Speaker A: Did see that.
[00:29:43] Speaker B: Sorry, what? Have they watched the show? Have you seen the show before? Yeah, the show is funny at moments.
[00:29:48] Speaker A: Yeah, but that is a comedy funny, though.
[00:29:50] Speaker B: It is a drama through and through.
[00:29:52] Speaker A: Every funny.
[00:29:53] Speaker B: I feel like anyone who was an actual comedy I got nominated went, that must sounds like a funny show. I better go watch it then. And must have been, sorry, where's the comedy in this?
[00:30:02] Speaker A: This is a really blokes chopping gerkins.
[00:30:05] Speaker B: On burgers show about family trauma and Munch and they're putting it in the comedy and they wouldn't.
[00:30:12] Speaker A: That baffled me that I feel like.
[00:30:13] Speaker B: You just wanted to go, we can't give it anything else. We're going to have to give it this because it's so good. I don't know why I'm doing Illuminati.
It's such a good show. They had to get it in there.
[00:30:24] Speaker A: For a nomination, but they didn't know where.
[00:30:26] Speaker B: But they didn't know where because I think succession cleaned up because it was on their last series and I do want to start watching it and it probably is an amazing show. Yeah.
[00:30:33] Speaker A: I'm not asked about succession at all.
[00:30:35] Speaker B: Well, you don't like anime, so I don't care about your opinion on tv at all. I don't care about your opinion at all.
[00:30:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Anyway, well, I was going to say, isn't severance coming back? But before we move on to that, the Oscar nominations came out last night, didn't they?
[00:30:47] Speaker B: They did.
[00:30:48] Speaker A: So, I mean, I know we're behind on everything. But we can be on the ball with this. On the ball with this. So you haven't seen Barbie yet, have you?
[00:30:54] Speaker B: Yeah, I saw it time ago.
[00:30:55] Speaker A: Did you saw it time ago?
[00:30:56] Speaker B: I feel like we've.
[00:30:58] Speaker A: What?
[00:30:59] Speaker B: We saw it time ago. I gave you a review after it. You're the one with a bobbins memory now.
[00:31:03] Speaker A: This is bollocks. No, I'm not having.
[00:31:04] Speaker B: Whoa.
[00:31:05] Speaker A: I'm gone. I'm not having on camera. The only recollection of us talking about memory have been me with a bad memory. This guy can't remember shit.
[00:31:11] Speaker B: No, I remember it.
[00:31:12] Speaker A: Fuck off. Anyway. Right. Well, they're perfect then. Even better. You've watched it. What do you reckon to Barbie cleaning up with some nominations and then Greta Gowick doesn't get director, best director nomination.
[00:31:25] Speaker B: I feel like she should have got one, but only for the sake of. Because it was the first woman to break a billion dollars. Because overall, as a movie, maybe because I didn't see in the cinema, maybe it's because I'm not a woman. Hold on.
[00:31:37] Speaker A: Listen.
[00:31:39] Speaker B: Have I spoken yet? Listen, I thought it was a great movie. I loved it. I laughed. I had a good time. Don't give me that look.
[00:31:48] Speaker A: I don't need to give a look.
[00:31:49] Speaker B: I really enjoyed it. Sorry. It doesn't deserve 19 Oscar nominations.
[00:31:52] Speaker A: Didn't say that.
[00:31:53] Speaker B: I think when you. She wasn't going to win it anyway because of the other films that were in the category that come out.
[00:31:57] Speaker A: Chronola was going to win it for, obviously. Who's Oppenheimer? Oppenheimer.
[00:32:01] Speaker B: If he was from the Netherlands, he was Oppenheimer. But anyway, I think it's fair, America Fair will get nominated spot and love it as best supporting actress. Love it. Great fit.
[00:32:11] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't understand how Margot Robbie's not good, but.
[00:32:16] Speaker B: What'S the Billie Eilish song called?
[00:32:18] Speaker A: What I was made for?
[00:32:19] Speaker B: What was made for that got nominated didn't.
[00:32:20] Speaker A: That's deserved.
[00:32:21] Speaker B: So all the categories that really.
[00:32:22] Speaker A: No, but this is the thing.
[00:32:23] Speaker B: I don't think Margot needed it for it.
[00:32:25] Speaker A: It's got best costume as well, I think.
[00:32:26] Speaker B: Costume spot that she should get. Yeah. That's a really good one for the. To get.
[00:32:30] Speaker A: You got to think though, the culture significance, like the wave that it. What?
[00:32:34] Speaker B: Because we don't know what they're graded on. Should that count? Because it seems people were like, RDJ should have been nominated for Endgame because it was the last one. He started it. It was the second, whatever. Most highest grossing film ever and he died and he was great in it. And he lost a bunch of weight for that bit at the beginning, but it's more the culture.
[00:32:53] Speaker A: Robbie. I'm not going to get hated here, but I don't think Margot Robbie should get the Oscar for her playing Barbie. I do think that is killing Murphy 100%.
[00:33:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:33:03] Speaker A: And I ain't seen some.
[00:33:04] Speaker B: Well, they wouldn't be because they're in different categories anyway.
[00:33:05] Speaker A: Well, you know what I mean? Either way.
Because my point being is, and again, this is kind of a. Maybe it's a bad sort of dime, because I do think Christopher Nolan deserves to win it, but I think it's mental that Greta Gerwig's made a billion dollar film that's took over the world, properly took over the world. And it started. I mean, culturally, I mean, I know that there's the whole feminism card of the fact that everything that it started and the conversations it started in, just the significance.
The significance, like, art is supposed to reflect society. And I think that's why Barbie was so significant this year, for what it stood for and what it's done. Because again, too far that. What's that ball comedian that no one joke ever knew who he was.
[00:33:49] Speaker B: I did.
[00:33:49] Speaker A: And he came out with that.
[00:33:50] Speaker B: His stand up on Netflix is really funny. His monologue was terrible.
[00:33:54] Speaker A: It was awful. And you know what? I've got to say not to sound like just like an attempt at trying to sound like an ally, but I thought it was so funny. It was so funny. The fact that those jokes just did.
[00:34:07] Speaker B: They didn't.
[00:34:07] Speaker A: They were just dead, but they were just horrible.
[00:34:09] Speaker B: I don't know who you.
[00:34:10] Speaker A: Besides the fact they were terrible jokes and they were low blows, I felt, like, progress. The fact that everybody went, you're a knob, and not everyone laughing at it, it felt like that's the reason they fucking made the film, because of people like that. So I don't know, maybe I'm dying on a sword here, but no, I.
[00:34:26] Speaker B: Don'T think you are.
[00:34:27] Speaker A: I just think to make a billion dollar movie.
[00:34:29] Speaker B: Yeah, I think it's.
[00:34:30] Speaker A: And have that culture significance is fair.
[00:34:34] Speaker B: I'll give you that.
[00:34:34] Speaker A: Yeah. But again, it's a weird one, because, again, I don't know. The fact that because of the whole theme of the film, it feels typical that Ryan Gosling's won it for Ken, not won it, nominated for Ken, and Margot Robbie's not even nominated for Barbie.
It just feels a bit weird to me that because Ryan Gosling's not deserving of an Oscar for that, for me.
[00:34:55] Speaker B: His performance was probably more because it's more zany, it's more than hers.
[00:35:01] Speaker A: But this is the thing, I totally get that without going too over the top on, just like what defines as an Oscar for me. Ryan Gosling was just funny.
[00:35:09] Speaker B: Yeah, he was.
[00:35:09] Speaker A: And I think, and obviously he was playing the role perfectly of the sense that he was supposed to know a bit thick and insecure and stand for what it stands for. But it's more the fact that Margot Robbie's performance, it wasn't just her playing Barbie, it was the whole mean, I'm not going off on one again. But there were so many layers to it. I thought it was actually a better acting performance and more deserving of an know significant.
[00:35:32] Speaker B: Listen to him go in it. Listen to him go. He was chiming up a storm calling her all the names under the sun before we get going.
[00:35:39] Speaker A: Yeah, when the cameras are off.
[00:35:40] Speaker B: Yeah, when the cameras are off.
[00:35:41] Speaker A: Though I did do that. When the public see me, then I'm not at all. But we've been running to my girlfriends about it.
[00:35:48] Speaker B: Mason Greenwood over here. Sorry, that was bad. I thought he was just showing.
[00:35:57] Speaker A: On that note. Go on then, since we're tackling the world. So I had a very interesting uber ride yesterday to work at the school with the person, you know, nice.
Anyway, and this guy was like. He was rambling on, but he was saying that he worked for Man United as a personal driver for ten years.
[00:36:17] Speaker B: And he's now taking Ubers now.
[00:36:19] Speaker A: He's just like driving Ubers and stuff. He's chilling all, but. And I was like, bro, I'm a massive red. And he was like, oh, sick. So then he like, probably. I'm glad I said it because the stuff he was telling me was mad. He was dropping so many stories. Was he?
This guy, basically, he drove home and away in Europe when they were in Champions League and all this stuff, but he drove coaches and stuff. But he was also the personal driver on hand whenever they wanted. And he said the amount of prostitutes that he drove to and from, like footballers houses.
[00:36:49] Speaker B: Drop a comment right now if you want to see a full story breakdown, bro.
[00:36:53] Speaker A: I will happily leave everything this guy told me.
[00:36:55] Speaker B: Know who they are talking about?
[00:36:56] Speaker A: Everything. This guy. Wayne Rooney, for one.
Wayne Rooney. Well, they came out, didn't it? Do you not remember, like.
[00:37:01] Speaker B: No.
[00:37:02] Speaker A: You've literally lived under a rock for last 20 years. If it's anything UK related, the one Rooney got caught with. And it was basically because this is going to sound so wrong. And it was blowing me away. It was like this taxi driver said, and know, disclaimer, I'm going to take this with a pinch of salt. Some taxi driver could say that he drove for Man United to say all this shit, but it was still fascinating. It was like, because he worked in the last, maybe last, maybe seven years of Fergie's reign and then three years post. I mean, he was saying all sorts, like, Rooney was like a heavy drinker. No one knew that. He said he would polish off four cans after training in the car with me.
[00:37:35] Speaker B: Yeah, but he's looked like he's forced.
[00:37:36] Speaker A: Since he was six. I am not surprised when he says that. And the reason I worked out what time zone he was working with, because he said Rooney stopped doing that when he got the captain's amban. And he got that like 2015, two, three years after. And I think he left, this guy left around that time. Anyway, he's talking about the fact that he said that there was various women that worked for Man United and had houses, had high salaries, all this stuff, but no one really knew what they did. And when the players went out and socialized, they were basically. When I say escorts, I don't mean escorts like prostitutes, like literally keeping them all together, almost like a holiday rep kind of thing, obviously, because a lot of international footballs and stuff. But he said it became a notorious thing that they were all shagging the players and it was like it got really inbred and really twisted and shit. And obviously because Fergie kept everything in house at United and was so good at, like, nothing ever got.
Fergie gets so much credit for. And I don't mean like hiding prostitutes, I mean as a club. And just all the things that come with the football club. Like Fergie was the best at keeping everything unlocky, keeping everyone safe and secure and all this stuff. But he said because it was people that worked for United, that it was all in house, nothing ever got out. And he said Wayne Rooney wanted to. Basically, he was going to shit on his misses and he didn't want United to find out, so he hired a prostitute and this guy had to drive her around. And because she was outside of, because she was just a prostitute, she leaked it straight away. And that's why Rooney got caught. But anyway, the reason you said Greenwood is because I want to.
I mean, you don't really care about football, but basically there's a big thing coming up at the moment that Mason Greenwood is obviously playing again.
He's on loan from United to, I think it's Gatafi in Spain. And everyone's quite right. Well, it split, so 50 50 between people being like, that guy shouldn't play football again. And, oh, he didn't get convicted. Guilty. So why's the problem and all that?
[00:39:34] Speaker B: There's a voice note.
[00:39:35] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:39:35] Speaker B: Everyone's heard it.
[00:39:36] Speaker A: Right, well, there you go. I'm glad we can summarize this up. That you. I mean, I knew you would agree with me, but, like, I'm famous, but I mean, like, I'm not being funny. How many times in human history has a person in the spotlight of a person that's famous? Anyway, done something and we've all fucking seen the like. Besides, we're going to go into a Greenwood debate. Well, my point being is whether he plays football again or not, he shouldn't be playing for Man United. I don't think. I don't want any. And what winds me up is the fact that if he wasn't a good footballer, they'd have fucking dropped him ages ago. That's how it always is, which is so annoying. And it's the fact that he was, like, the best young english footballer. The only reason they sent him out on loan and not terminated him is because they want to get some money for him. So he's basically playing well right now. So then when we get him back in summer and sell him, we'll get some money for him. It's twisted. Anyway. Well, my point being, this guy was talking about because it. Why he was actually talking about, you know, because Ryan Giggs is, like, secretly going for all the court system of him beating his misses and all this horrible stuff, and he was like, ryan did, so everyone knew he did it. He said he was a nasty guy, which has hurt my heart, because growing up, Ryan Giggs is Mr. Man united. But, like, over the last two years, when it's all come out, Ryan Giggs.
[00:40:44] Speaker B: Guilty, you know, why?
[00:40:45] Speaker A: Go on, why?
[00:40:45] Speaker B: Did you see his house?
[00:40:47] Speaker A: What do you mean, did I see Ryan Giggs's house?
[00:40:49] Speaker B: Someone on Titan said that his house has just gone up for sale and they had to knock 5 million off because of how poorly decorated it. Horrible everything is. Every door.
[00:40:59] Speaker A: I knew it was a wife beater because his fucking house looks awful.
[00:41:02] Speaker B: That's the. Listen, every cushion thingy is like a horrid, crushed purple. Every wall is midnight black. All the floors, his whole yard is purple black and glass.
[00:41:14] Speaker A: Trying to bring down Ryan Gigs and Mason Greenwood, and you're bringing him down for his taste in cushions.
[00:41:19] Speaker B: But when you see his taste.
[00:41:21] Speaker A: But when you see the cushion, when.
[00:41:22] Speaker B: You see his taste in furniture, you go, he's guilty.
[00:41:25] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:41:27] Speaker B: Someone having a hot drink with a hot meal, they're guilty.
[00:41:30] Speaker A: You don't have a cup of tea with a roast, you don't have a.
[00:41:32] Speaker B: Cup of tea with you. A hot drink, hot meal, you've actually got something going on up here and you need to see psychiatric development.
[00:41:37] Speaker A: Anyway, he was going on about Ryan Giggs's temperament and he's like, I fully believe it, or anyway, and he went, then there's the Mason Greenwood thing. And I'm sat. This car drives like 15, 20 minutes. So the stuff he's throwing at me, I'm like, I need to remember all this because this feels like inside knowledge I'm never going to get again. He basically said, and when I say this is true, this is as true as some mancunian taxi drivers would take it with. Exactly.
[00:42:00] Speaker B: Go on then.
[00:42:01] Speaker A: But he said he went, Mason Greenwood. He went, I fully believe, besides the voice note, he went, I fully believe he did it. Every single sense, that guy. Well, I know, but wait till you hear what I'm going to say. He said. So obviously it was like he's born a no no. So he said, mason Greenwood. He said, mason Greenwood went to pick up his misses from a night out once, but he'd had a drink. So he phoned me to pick him up to take. To pick her up. So I was driving them and we get there in Deansgate locks or something like that, and he says he gets out the car and his missus is being like, there's like five, six lads flirting with her or whatever. Mason Graywood gets out of the car, grabs her, pulls her in the car, tells his last to fuck off, gets in the car and gives her a roasting in the back of the car. Like, what are you doing for. He brings her a roast.
Fucking Sean over you.
[00:42:41] Speaker B: Sorry, go ahead.
[00:42:42] Speaker A: Oh, my God, you are going to make some fucking friends online, you. Anyway, he's been a toxic bastard. Whatever. All this stuff. He puts her in the boot of the car.
He puts her in the boot of the car, was it?
[00:42:56] Speaker B: I'm just trying to get the story.
[00:42:59] Speaker A: I don't know what car he was. I didn't ask the taxi driver. Sorry. Stop telling me that. This famous footballer put his fucking misses in the boot.
[00:43:04] Speaker B: I'm just.
[00:43:05] Speaker A: What car was it?
[00:43:05] Speaker B: Context for the story?
[00:43:07] Speaker A: Well, it was a hatchback. What do you want me to say? She had some room. She had some room to breathe.
[00:43:10] Speaker B: How much room in the hatchback, carry on.
[00:43:13] Speaker A: I don't know what car it was exactly. Anyway, he was like, he put her in the boot. Yeah, that's got back in the front and just went, drive. And he was like, I literally didn't know what to do. And that's never happened in my career, obviously.
And he was like, wonder if you.
[00:43:26] Speaker B: Got to sign an NDA when you're one of those drivers. Just never say anything.
[00:43:29] Speaker A: Well, I said this to him, I was like, are you not supposed to be not telling this?
[00:43:32] Speaker B: I could be a reporter.
[00:43:32] Speaker A: And he's like, but he said. He was like, no, they didn't care with stuff like those. He said, everyone used to think because I was driving for Unite, I was getting paid a fortune, I was on minimum wage, said I worked for Unite for ten years and I was on ten pounds an hour.
[00:43:43] Speaker B: You should have worked for city.
[00:43:44] Speaker A: Yeah, shut up, you football knowledge from me. And he's not even a city fan anyway. And he's like, I've got mates that still work there now. He said, I've not been working there for six, seven years.
[00:43:53] Speaker B: Is it much of the same?
[00:43:54] Speaker A: 13 pound an hour? So it's just gone with inflation, basically just above minimum wage.
[00:43:57] Speaker B: Gnasho is like, get me two prostitutes ASAP and a two piece chicken and chip. He's just got to go out and do it. Yeah, in it.
[00:44:04] Speaker A: What is going on? But I mean, I was like, basically this guy's telling me that United basically has professional escorts.
[00:44:10] Speaker B: Nice.
[00:44:10] Speaker A: Basically has women working for United, that no one knows what they do other than sleep with the players and keep it all in house, keep everyone out. How fucking mental is that?
[00:44:17] Speaker B: Wild.
[00:44:17] Speaker A: Because this is 2008 we're talking about, not 1978. Anyway, so, yeah, he was talking about all this. So I wanted to bring that up freshly because I've been watching loads of united stuff this week and it's been big, big in the news. I was people debating whether we should, because Greenwood's playing really well, we should bring him back because United need him right now. No. Let the fucking dickhead burn in hell as far as I'm concerned. Fuck off. But anyway, Barcelona want to sign him so he can fuck off to Barca. I don't really care.
[00:44:47] Speaker B: Right, fair. Anyway, I actually have football news.
[00:44:49] Speaker A: Yeah, football news.
[00:44:50] Speaker B: I actually do. And you would have seen it even though I only saw it this afternoon. I made sure to write it down that Jordan Brand is going to be sponsoring Chelsea and the spurs as early as next.
[00:44:59] Speaker A: The spurs is in America. The Spurs or the spurs in Spurs is in London.
[00:45:03] Speaker B: Spurs.
[00:45:03] Speaker A: They're not called the spurs.
[00:45:05] Speaker B: What else are they called? The hotter.
[00:45:06] Speaker A: They're just called Spurs. Tottenham Hottenham hot Spurs. The spurs are american team.
[00:45:10] Speaker B: They are San Antonio spurs. Yeah, sorry.
[00:45:13] Speaker A: So you call them the spurs in America.
[00:45:15] Speaker B: I've never said the Spurs. I don't talk about football. Spurs and Chelsea been sponsored by Jordan Brand. As early as next season, they're going to be wearing Jordan branded kit. And then people in the comments that were the spurs fans, Spurs fans were saying, I beg you, please name it to like the Jordan Stadium or the Michael Jordan Sim. Because people, they're mad about the stadium because it's called, like, the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
[00:45:37] Speaker A: The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. I don't know.
[00:45:38] Speaker B: It's called.
[00:45:39] Speaker A: I can't remember. I think it is.
[00:45:40] Speaker B: Yeah. But it's brand that needs a name because it's just named the club name and it doesn't have, like, a name, like.
[00:45:45] Speaker A: And it's a nice.
[00:45:46] Speaker B: I was going to give an example. I could probably not tell you. Dreams.
[00:45:49] Speaker A: Old Trafford.
[00:45:50] Speaker B: No, I know. Old Trafford.
[00:45:51] Speaker A: Hampshire Bridge, Chelsea, Anfield. Yeah.
[00:45:56] Speaker B: Emirates is Arsenal.
[00:45:58] Speaker A: Emirates is Arsenal.
What city? You know this.
[00:46:02] Speaker B: You work Betty ads, obviously. Sorry. Yeah, I think that's where I cash out. I don't know anything. Good, because.
[00:46:07] Speaker A: Yeah, we don't need to do that.
[00:46:10] Speaker B: That's all I got.
[00:46:10] Speaker A: Yeah, well, to be fair, I wasn't going to go into it because it's more just football stuff, but United have got. United have obviously finally been, after years of us all hating the glaciers, we were mugged into thinking they were selling us properly, but they've sold 25% of the club to Ineos. Sir Jim Radcliffe. I don't know if you've heard of him. No.
[00:46:28] Speaker B: Anyway, is that Paula Radcliffe's husband or something?
[00:46:30] Speaker A: Yeah, obviously. No.
[00:46:32] Speaker B: Is he from Radcliffe?
[00:46:34] Speaker A: No, he's from Manchester.
[00:46:36] Speaker B: Yeah, I grew up in Radcliffe.
[00:46:38] Speaker A: No, I think he's from Stratford.
[00:46:40] Speaker B: Ends in it.
[00:46:41] Speaker A: He's a United fan. But anyway, and we're all been skeptical about it because he's bought 25% because all the Glazers let go, but they've given control of the club, basically.
[00:46:49] Speaker B: You can do that with 25%.
[00:46:51] Speaker A: Yeah, well, it just shows the Glazers don't give a shit. They just want to cash cow, don't they? So they're not asked. Anyway, the point is, United has been, like, run by idiots. It's going to say a bad word there.
[00:47:01] Speaker B: What are you going to say?
[00:47:01] Speaker A: It's going to be run by idiots. For the last few years, but people that don't know football at all. There's a guy called Edward who was running United. And was it Edward Wood? Ed Woodward? Edward Wood. Edward Wood. If he could. Chuck Wood. Anyway, he's a lawyer. Sorry. He was an accountant that's worked on Wall street.
[00:47:20] Speaker B: That's the kind of guy I need, a football club.
[00:47:22] Speaker A: He was the CEO of Man United and he was in charge of transfers. So it's just been mean. I know, you know United in shit last few years, but you don't know how it's been. Anyway, so it's been really good news this week because this guy's come in and he's finally hiring a new board. So like, new CEO, new director of football, new all this stuff. So we've finally got like Gary Evel saying, best in class, basically some actual world class people in their jobs. Anyway, so we've hired a new CEO. It's city's CEO. We've stolen Man City's, which is brilliant. And he went for Barcelona for eight years before that. So actually a top done. But the reason I was saying that when you were talking about Jordan is because we were also bringing in a guy called John Claude Blanc and he's not been given a role yet, but basically he's the one who initiated the Jordan brand with PSG.
[00:48:05] Speaker B: Is he?
[00:48:06] Speaker A: So I was fuming. Because. I'm fuming. You're saying that because I thought that.
[00:48:09] Speaker B: Meant we were going to get a United. Jordan kit would look very cool. That would be sick because it's already like the association with the red and the black and the red and the white. Anyway, are with the bulls uniform, Jordan. It would perfectly like, it'd be a good team for them to mix.
[00:48:23] Speaker A: Perfect. So I'm a bit devastated now because they're not going to. Well, I was going to say they're not going to have three, but they've got two.
[00:48:27] Speaker B: They got two. Well, they might be.
[00:48:28] Speaker A: And they're rivals anyway. The spurs and the Chelsea.
[00:48:31] Speaker B: The Spurs and Chelsea FC.
They don't go by Chelsea FC.
[00:48:38] Speaker A: What?
[00:48:38] Speaker B: They don't go by Chelsea FC.
[00:48:40] Speaker A: Yeah, but no one ever calls it.
[00:48:41] Speaker B: I don't know what the lingo is.
[00:48:42] Speaker A: The lingo don't even matter anyway, right, move on. We're not talking about any of that stuff.
[00:48:47] Speaker B: We're not talking about any of you want to.
[00:48:48] Speaker A: Do you want to talk about stuff?
[00:48:49] Speaker B: We're actually supposed to talk about stuff, I think. Should we do the game now and then we can talk about the stuff on the next one.
[00:48:58] Speaker A: So Liam's got a little game that he wants to play because we've seen some jokes, things on TikTok for it. So, I mean, if you're listening on Spotify, I hope this.
[00:49:07] Speaker B: You can listen.
[00:49:07] Speaker A: You can listen but still be funny. But I'm. I ain't got a clue what's going on.
[00:49:12] Speaker B: Did you watch the videos?
[00:49:13] Speaker A: I did watch the video, yeah.
[00:49:14] Speaker B: You're a little liar because you never watch my TikToks, ever.
[00:49:16] Speaker A: Just fucking lies. Of course I watch your TikToks. I just don't give you in depth replies to them.
[00:49:20] Speaker B: That's what I need. I want an essay. That's what I need, but it's what I need. So how it's going to work anyway?
[00:49:26] Speaker A: I do briefly get the game, but you explain the premise of the game.
[00:49:29] Speaker B: I've got a word, object, item, something, season, sport, whatever. Anything at all that I'm thinking of, and you've got to guess it. 100 is the right answer and I'm going to give you from one to 100 how close you are. That thing. If I'm thinking bread, you say lunch, I'm going to go 88. Do you know what I mean?
[00:49:48] Speaker A: Right.
[00:49:49] Speaker B: And if you get it closer or further away, I'm going to go up or down from one to 100. You get me?
[00:49:53] Speaker A: Okay. Should we try one each first? Because this is either going to take forever or be really quick.
[00:49:58] Speaker B: Let's go. Go ahead. Give me anything.
[00:50:00] Speaker A: So have you got something?
[00:50:02] Speaker B: I've got.
[00:50:02] Speaker A: I've got to work it out. Yeah, go.
Winter.
[00:50:06] Speaker B: Zero.
[00:50:08] Speaker A: Sport.
[00:50:11] Speaker B: Tens of the sport.
[00:50:14] Speaker A: Films.
[00:50:15] Speaker B: Oh, 89.
[00:50:19] Speaker A: Well, it's not that many questions. I can't be like, is it a film?
[00:50:21] Speaker B: No.
[00:50:22] Speaker A: So I feel bad about going 89.
[00:50:23] Speaker B: Because it might throw you off, but 89, I'm sticking with it.
[00:50:25] Speaker A: Doesn't matter. Actors.
[00:50:27] Speaker B: No. 50.
[00:50:29] Speaker A: Film titles.
[00:50:30] Speaker B: Twelve.
[00:50:31] Speaker A: Fuck.
[00:50:34] Speaker B: Come on, keep giving. Wait, keep giving it to me. Hollywood 30.
[00:50:40] Speaker A: It's not actors. It's not films.
[00:50:41] Speaker B: It's keep ratling.
[00:50:43] Speaker A: What the fuck could it be then? I said films and you said 88, but it's not actors or titles of films.
[00:50:50] Speaker B: What else goes into films? Give me something. Give me some words.
[00:50:54] Speaker A: Props.
[00:50:57] Speaker B: 50.
[00:50:58] Speaker A: That's gone up, though.
That's gone up. But you're saying, no, I'm way too much of an overthinker for this.
[00:51:05] Speaker B: Can I have a clue, please? No.
[00:51:06] Speaker A: Will I? That's not question.
[00:51:08] Speaker B: No. You got to rattle off. Just start throwing everything through the film to me.
[00:51:11] Speaker A: Series.
[00:51:14] Speaker B: Ten. No.
[00:51:19] Speaker A: We should have done this the other way around first. Come on.
[00:51:21] Speaker B: Come on.
[00:51:22] Speaker A: I can't think of anything other than actors, films, series.
[00:51:27] Speaker B: You're on the wrong direction.
Put it back on. You've gone like this. You were like this on rat, on.
[00:51:32] Speaker A: Films and you went off.
[00:51:33] Speaker B: Yeah, films is great. Keep with that. I just did.
[00:51:35] Speaker A: Keep with that. When I said actors and film titles.
[00:51:38] Speaker B: You're going off like this way.
[00:51:39] Speaker A: Keep on the road.
[00:51:40] Speaker B: Films.
[00:51:42] Speaker A: But it's not films that.
[00:51:44] Speaker B: Just films. Films literal as possible. Films. Keep going on that road.
[00:51:51] Speaker A: Cameras.
[00:51:54] Speaker B: Wrong direction. But you're right there. Yes. 17.
[00:51:57] Speaker A: Visual.
[00:51:58] Speaker B: 17.
[00:51:58] Speaker A: Something I can see.
[00:51:59] Speaker B: Zero.
I hate this girl. Listen to what I'm saying. Something I can see. How obvious it sounds when you know.
[00:52:05] Speaker A: What the fucking thing is.
[00:52:06] Speaker B: Listen.
Use something I can see. Zero.
[00:52:09] Speaker A: Eyes.
You just point at your admin. Look at something I can see. Listen.
[00:52:14] Speaker B: Zero. Yeah. Zero. Something I can see.
[00:52:17] Speaker A: So something I can't see.
[00:52:19] Speaker B: Obviously. Keep going.
[00:52:21] Speaker A: Films.
Bro, this is really hard. I hope you're really bad at mine as well. You're acting like this is well easy.
[00:52:31] Speaker B: It is well easy.
[00:52:32] Speaker A: It's well easy when you know it.
[00:52:33] Speaker B: Keep going.
[00:52:35] Speaker A: The most obvious things to come after the word film.
[00:52:38] Speaker B: I've said, I'm not going to give it. Make it easy for you. You got to keep going.
Come on. Just get back on that road. You're like on a bike here. Swerving around. Get back on the road.
Sequels, no.
[00:52:55] Speaker A: Ten. This is grim. This is grim. This is not good television, this. Liam.
[00:53:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Just give me everything that goes into a film. Stay on that. Stay on that. I'm not talking to film specifically, but film.
[00:53:09] Speaker A: Recording.
[00:53:12] Speaker B: 98.
[00:53:13] Speaker A: Recording. Filming. Filming. No recording.
[00:53:17] Speaker B: 98.
You're too off. Recording. You're right there, 98.
[00:53:26] Speaker A: Is it an object, then? Nor is it. What am I going for?
[00:53:28] Speaker B: Like, you can't ask that. You just have to give me an item.
[00:53:32] Speaker A: I said camera. And it was miles off.
[00:53:34] Speaker B: Zero. Zero.
[00:53:35] Speaker A: But how is it recording in a film and a camera is zero? Oh, my gosh. Microphone.
[00:53:42] Speaker B: Hundred.
It's so obvious now.
[00:53:45] Speaker A: Fucking.
[00:53:45] Speaker B: I literally said zero.
[00:53:47] Speaker A: You said visual was 88.
[00:53:50] Speaker B: It is, because it's a fucking audio. Cameras also record stuff saying, you're right there. You're on the right path.
It was right.
[00:53:57] Speaker A: It's a microphone, Liam. And you said visual was 88.
[00:54:01] Speaker B: I said visuals was zero.
[00:54:02] Speaker A: No, you didn't.
[00:54:03] Speaker B: Zero.
[00:54:03] Speaker A: You said visual was 88.
[00:54:04] Speaker B: Run the tape back.
[00:54:05] Speaker A: I said, I can't remember, but either way, that was fucking horrible and I hated it.
[00:54:08] Speaker B: Well, you didn't get it right. Well, you did in the end.
[00:54:11] Speaker A: I'm going to make this so hard.
[00:54:13] Speaker B: Well, you don't have to, but go on. Have you got one?
[00:54:15] Speaker A: No, I'm going to go for. I want to make it go.
[00:54:18] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:54:20] Speaker A: Food, zero.
[00:54:23] Speaker B: Tree.
[00:54:26] Speaker A: 35.
[00:54:27] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:54:28] Speaker A: Sky, zero.
Chair, 65.
[00:54:34] Speaker B: Table.
Table. Is it table?
Come on, that's how you do. It's only five. It's always five. You know why? Because I'm just using my brain and.
[00:54:46] Speaker A: Just using your brain.
[00:54:47] Speaker B: I'm just piecing together pieces.
I'm just piecing it together. Right, so. No, you mean now.
[00:54:53] Speaker A: But I'm just going to get it right now.
[00:54:55] Speaker B: I can't believe I literally got that in.
[00:54:56] Speaker A: Like, I am so angry at you.
[00:54:58] Speaker B: I can't believe I got that that easily. Right, next one. You ready?
Go ahead. Just think, literally.
[00:55:05] Speaker A: Sky, zero. Ground, zero.
[00:55:11] Speaker B: Light, zero. Dark, zero. Table, zero.
Come on.
[00:55:20] Speaker A: At least give me a clue if it's an object.
[00:55:21] Speaker B: Because it's an object. That's all I'll say.
[00:55:23] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:55:23] Speaker B: It's an item that fits an inland.
[00:55:25] Speaker A: Right.
Handheld.
[00:55:30] Speaker B: That's not really how it works, but 50. Yeah, 50, whatever. 50.
You got to give me an object.
Car, zero.
[00:55:39] Speaker A: Radio.
[00:55:42] Speaker B: Ten.
[00:55:43] Speaker A: Mobile phone, ten.
[00:55:46] Speaker B: IPad, ten.
[00:55:49] Speaker A: It's not handheld where it's half handheld. You made that look so easy and I'm so fucking vexed right now.
[00:55:56] Speaker B: Go on, keep going.
[00:56:00] Speaker A: I mean.
[00:56:04] Speaker B: It'S really stimulating for our Audio listeners right now.
[00:56:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Well, that's why I said, this is not a good idea.
[00:56:09] Speaker B: Rattle out the words, then ratle out the word. Marinara. Subway. Baking soda posters.
Kettle, zero. Lamp. Kettle, 75.
[00:56:21] Speaker A: Microwave.
[00:56:22] Speaker B: You're not going to get it from that. Kitchen.
[00:56:23] Speaker A: Utensil?
[00:56:24] Speaker B: No.
Zero.
[00:56:26] Speaker A: Toaster oven, zero. Kitchen, zero.
[00:56:31] Speaker B: When you get. It'll be so hard to mug zero.
[00:56:36] Speaker A: I looked up and those was like, zero.
Wait, I'm on the lines with.
[00:56:44] Speaker B: When you said Ketle, you're kind of like. You're next to the right path.
[00:56:49] Speaker A: Water, zero.
[00:56:51] Speaker B: You're kind of next to the right path.
[00:56:53] Speaker A: I said all the microwave.
[00:56:58] Speaker B: This is really difficult because you're going to be really mad at this because you're going to see the connection, but you're going to say, I'm not going to make it there.
[00:57:04] Speaker A: All right, so it's like, that's not that obvious then.
Kettle heats things up.
[00:57:11] Speaker B: Fridge say kettle.
[00:57:13] Speaker A: Ketle.
[00:57:13] Speaker B: Specifically old school kettle. Not a modern ketle.
[00:57:16] Speaker A: Whistle.
[00:57:17] Speaker B: Whistle. Hundred.
[00:57:18] Speaker A: Whistle is whistle.
[00:57:20] Speaker B: Is whistle. That's why I said you were on it with. When you had. When I said ketle, I was like, yes.
It was a whistle.
I was waiting for you to say, like, screams or something. Yeah. I was saying you were on the right path and then I get what you mean. Do you see what I mean? Because you were right with Kettle. Because I was like, yes, a kettle whistles. But I was something like a. I can't really whistle.
[00:57:43] Speaker A: Oh, my God. I'm going to pick, like, mercury or something.
[00:57:45] Speaker B: Well, I don't pick Mercury. Well, I know. Is it Mercury planets?
[00:57:49] Speaker A: Mercury. Little inside joke when we play 20 questions. Loads growing up. And my answer would always be my Jackson and I used to get vexed for years as a kid because I. Grill. Okay, my turn. My mom got Michael Jackson. How the fuck did you know it was Michael?
[00:58:00] Speaker B: How did you know? How'd you know she go, you do it every time.
[00:58:03] Speaker A: All right. Okay. I want to think of something. Okay, go.
[00:58:06] Speaker B: Lightning.
[00:58:07] Speaker A: No.
[00:58:10] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:58:11] Speaker A: Zero.
House, zero. Person, zero. Dog, zero.
[00:58:17] Speaker B: Cat?
[00:58:17] Speaker A: Zero.
[00:58:18] Speaker B: Leg, zero warm, zero.
You have to think, though.
Poster music, zero. Tree?
[00:58:29] Speaker A: Zero. House, zero tree, house, zero.
[00:58:32] Speaker B: Boat, zero. Boathouse.
[00:58:38] Speaker A: Onion, zero.
[00:58:40] Speaker B: Food, zero.
[00:58:41] Speaker A: Drink, zero.
[00:58:42] Speaker B: Michael Jackson, 100. No.
[00:58:45] Speaker A: Zero.
[00:58:47] Speaker B: I know, he's going to be like ambidextrous or something. No, it's not stupid.
[00:58:50] Speaker A: It's not. Colon is a thing.
[00:58:52] Speaker B: Colon. Colon.
[00:58:54] Speaker A: No, it's not a fucking punctuation mark.
[00:58:57] Speaker B: No. Talk about a colon, like, in your body, like a semicolon tripod. No music. Zero.
None of these have been even close.
[00:59:06] Speaker A: Not even remotely close.
[00:59:08] Speaker B: You tell you what it is.
[00:59:09] Speaker A: Just thought of it then. Sport, zero.
[00:59:12] Speaker B: Weather.
[00:59:16] Speaker A: I'm going to go 40 weather's boy. Hail zero. You're going away.
[00:59:23] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:59:24] Speaker A: Sahara, zero.
[00:59:27] Speaker B: Sun.
[00:59:30] Speaker A: 85.
[00:59:31] Speaker B: Mercury.
[00:59:32] Speaker A: No.
[00:59:33] Speaker B: 85.
[00:59:34] Speaker A: 80 camels.
[00:59:36] Speaker B: What the fuck?
[00:59:37] Speaker A: You just went from sun, Mercury to the camel.
[00:59:40] Speaker B: You were going to go Egypt.
Pyramid. No, go back some.
[00:59:45] Speaker A: Go back. Heat zero.
[00:59:48] Speaker B: Go back. How is sun?
[00:59:49] Speaker A: How is son was 85 and Mercury was 80.
[00:59:53] Speaker B: I know what it is.
[00:59:54] Speaker A: What is it?
[00:59:55] Speaker B: Child like your son. Daughter.
[00:59:59] Speaker A: Zero. Zero minus ten.
Your highest two were 1885. And what were they?
[01:00:07] Speaker B: Weather and sun.
[01:00:08] Speaker A: No.
[01:00:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:00:09] Speaker A: They were sun and Mercury.
[01:00:11] Speaker B: Planet Earth, Jupiter. Black hole, space. Neil degrasse Tyson.
[01:00:19] Speaker A: 20. Oh, you need to get back up there, though.
[01:00:21] Speaker B: Brian Cox.
[01:00:23] Speaker A: Zero.
[01:00:24] Speaker B: Interstellar.
[01:00:25] Speaker A: The film.
She's as subtle as a brick. Thanks for the times.
[01:00:31] Speaker B: Thank you.
[01:00:32] Speaker A: Thanks, Lil.
[01:00:32] Speaker B: As soon as we've done this one, we're moving on.
I'm really struggling to.
It's not heat yellow.
[01:00:43] Speaker A: I mean, I'm thriving in your struggle right now. I love it, but. No, but it's not even close. You got so much further away. Again, your highest one was sun and Mercury. And what are they?
[01:00:55] Speaker B: Gas giants. Planets, heat stars.
[01:01:00] Speaker A: Well, fair point. Fair point. One's a star and one's a planet, but like that solar system, 78.
[01:01:08] Speaker B: Oh, so we're less than same. Jupiter, Uranus, Earth, Mercury, Mars. The moon.
[01:01:15] Speaker A: Hundred moon. Yeah.
[01:01:18] Speaker B: That was really hard. Oh, my gosh, I said. I said cheese then you would have said like 90 and then I would never have got it.
[01:01:24] Speaker A: That would have been how we got.
[01:01:25] Speaker B: I would have been naming loads of cheeses and would have gone, never.
[01:01:27] Speaker A: Kettle to sport. Race whistle. Would have been cheese to moon. Wallace and Grommet.
The Moon. Brilliant.
[01:01:35] Speaker B: And then I would have gone down like animation. You were like, zero, you go in the wrong way.
[01:01:38] Speaker A: Zero. The moon. That was greatly both entertaining and painful.
[01:01:44] Speaker B: That's a good game, though, isn't it?
[01:01:45] Speaker A: Yeah. So that'll be an interesting one. We've been going for a little while, haven't we, today?
[01:01:50] Speaker B: Yeah. I think you just do the outro, I think.
[01:01:52] Speaker A: Call it a day, to be fair. Today, I know we've been doing our list and stuff, but this is just a nice little catch up of pop.
[01:01:57] Speaker B: Yeah, it's been a nice little catch up. We got some things we want to talk about anyway.
[01:01:59] Speaker A: Yeah. And we've got loads to pepper out for you. Let us know in. Well, let us know what you want to hear from us. I mean, we've got. People have been peppering for lists and stuff like that.
[01:02:11] Speaker B: Can you put comments on a Spotify? No, only reviews.
[01:02:14] Speaker A: Have you ever been on Spotify?
[01:02:16] Speaker B: But if not, go to TikTok or YouTube, then leave a comment and say what you want to hear, what you want to see.
[01:02:21] Speaker A: You can find us on all of the social media places. Feel weird sessions, at feelword sessions. Go and follow the studio at Feelwid studios because that's like an overall hub. We're going to be putting stuff on YouTube now. We're going to be putting.
Actually, this could be one of the first on YouTube. Oh, my God. Stop trying to talk to me. He's doing from behind the camera.
[01:02:43] Speaker B: He's literally.
[01:02:44] Speaker A: Just say it now. What are we saying?
[01:02:46] Speaker B: Give me a little follow.
[01:02:47] Speaker A: Oh, get a fuck. Oh, my God.
[01:02:50] Speaker B: This woman.
[01:02:51] Speaker A: Right, thanks for pausing my outro for.
[01:02:53] Speaker B: That carry on with.
[01:02:54] Speaker A: What are you going to say?
[01:02:55] Speaker B: No, I'm not adding to it.
[01:02:57] Speaker A: Anyway, as they all say, like and follow and subscribe. This has been me, Mr. Sam Capper, this is Mr. Liam Maloney.
[01:03:05] Speaker B: See you for a week.
[01:03:06] Speaker A: I'll see you through the moon.
[01:03:08] Speaker B: See you through the moon.
[01:03:09] Speaker A: Whatever that means. Okay. Thank you. Good night.
