Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
Podcast time.
[00:00:04] Speaker B: Hey, besties. Welcome back.
[00:00:18] Speaker C: Welcome back to the Phil weird podcast. Episode 25, I am told, from Liam we believe, which blew my little box off about two seconds ago. That feels mad, doesn't it?
[00:00:26] Speaker A: It does. Feels like the hottest episode. Episode one. I was frizzing, teeth chattering.
[00:00:32] Speaker C: We started in December, didn't we?
[00:00:33] Speaker A: Started December 23rd. And now we're in 23. Jesus West 25.
[00:00:37] Speaker C: Christ.
[00:00:38] Speaker A: The fact we've only done 25 episodes is disgusting. That is the lowest.
[00:00:41] Speaker C: Well, ironically, I think there's three or four that went down the drain, didn't they as well, so.
[00:00:44] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, there is probably closer to.
[00:00:46] Speaker C: 30 than we thought.
[00:00:46] Speaker A: All right, you know what? You're right.
[00:00:47] Speaker C: Anyway, you're okay.
[00:00:49] Speaker A: Go on.
[00:00:49] Speaker C: So we've got a bit of a shake up today, so we will be planning a proper episode to signify this moment.
But our splinter boys buggered off. Honey.
[00:00:59] Speaker A: He has. He's gone down south.
[00:01:00] Speaker C: He's gone to the. The capital.
[00:01:02] Speaker A: He said he wants to pay more in rent and be around less of his friends. So.
[00:01:06] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:01:06] Speaker A: And you can't be mad at.
[00:01:07] Speaker C: Spoken to like shit every day from any member of the public.
[00:01:10] Speaker A: This has been my experience when down there. Yeah, they're ruthless.
[00:01:13] Speaker C: Yeah. So he's moving to London. He's not fully gone yet. So he's gonna come back and do a goodbye episode.
[00:01:19] Speaker A: Yeah, that's essential.
[00:01:20] Speaker C: But for now, we've had a step up to the plate, haven't we?
[00:01:23] Speaker A: We have a new contender in the arena.
[00:01:25] Speaker C: An important member of the team has changed her role.
[00:01:28] Speaker A: She's been promoted temporarily.
[00:01:29] Speaker C: Introduce yourself.
[00:01:30] Speaker B: Here I am.
[00:01:31] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:01:33] Speaker B: Welcome to the one and only Lily Eve Shelster.
[00:01:39] Speaker A: That was like.
[00:01:40] Speaker C: When the stand up comedians introduced themselves.
[00:01:42] Speaker A: It is.
[00:01:42] Speaker C: I was like, who is this?
[00:01:44] Speaker A: We went to go see Ed Gamble and he did that. And I thought, everyone here knows that's your voice.
[00:01:47] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:01:48] Speaker A: Would it kill you to ask one?
[00:01:49] Speaker C: It's like an unwritten rule in it. I didn't really think about that, but.
[00:01:51] Speaker A: I don't think that's. That's weird. Weird, though. If you introduce yourself at your own.
[00:01:54] Speaker C: Show, everyone go, that is where I feel like it's. This is such a segue why we talk about this, but I feel like it's because it must be some kind of unwritten rule thing, because when they start off, there's obviously like, they're not paying for a comparer, they're not paying for a presenter, so they just do it themselves. And I think it's just maybe Just.
[00:02:12] Speaker A: Started that way and it's carried on that way.
[00:02:14] Speaker C: Anyway, should we keep it going, then? We shall. So I believe you wanted to bring Splinter's Question of the week from last.
[00:02:21] Speaker A: Week forward, so we forgot to do it. We had loads to cover. Last week already.
Already it's happening with these two.
[00:02:27] Speaker C: Right. So just to clarify. Already.
[00:02:34] Speaker B: Put something in the bed.
[00:02:35] Speaker A: I just knew this was going to happen.
[00:02:37] Speaker C: This is. This is why we don't bring the girls to work.
[00:02:39] Speaker A: I knew this was going to happen.
[00:02:40] Speaker B: I'm really sorry. This just.
[00:02:45] Speaker A: Just for context, please, Dan walks a.
[00:02:49] Speaker C: Black in front of the camera. Lilz was pissing herself down the microphone and the dog's just chewing a bone in the background.
[00:02:54] Speaker A: So the thing is, if she didn't dress, we would have carried on. But I'm just looking over the corner of mine, seeing both of them laugh with each other.
[00:03:01] Speaker C: But this is what I mean. Lil's needs to get into the mentality now that everything she does is on microphone now.
[00:03:06] Speaker A: Yeah, sorry.
[00:03:08] Speaker C: Be warned, you're the only one who went to, like, drama school. Every time you touch that mic, it sounds so weird. Be wary.
[00:03:16] Speaker A: What was that called? Exactly.
[00:03:17] Speaker B: That's drama school coming out.
[00:03:19] Speaker A: Anyway.
[00:03:19] Speaker C: Fuck me.
[00:03:20] Speaker A: So keep it moving because, Diego, we've got a lot to go for.
[00:03:22] Speaker C: Yes, we do.
[00:03:22] Speaker A: Question of the week from Splinter last week.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
[00:03:27] Speaker C: Oh, Christ.
[00:03:28] Speaker A: And I've never done a negative one. It's normally a positive one. Usually it's not pet peeve, then, is it? No, I'm saying he normally does a open question.
That's more open. That is a negative. Well, this is the first, like, truly negative. I've got one.
[00:03:41] Speaker C: Can you go, then?
[00:03:42] Speaker A: Give me a sec. Do you want to guess what mine is?
[00:03:43] Speaker C: Yours is going to be like manners or something in it.
[00:03:45] Speaker A: Close.
Really close. Manners is a big one for me. If you're not. Please. Thank you. Yes, sir. No, sir. Free bags.
[00:03:51] Speaker C: Be nice to each other.
[00:03:52] Speaker A: No, because that's a little basic.
[00:03:53] Speaker C: Kill them with kindness.
[00:03:55] Speaker A: Correct. That's not a pet peeve, is it, Dan? What's my biggest pet peeve?
[00:03:59] Speaker B: Sorry, I was stopping the doctor crying. What did you say?
[00:04:01] Speaker A: What's my biggest pet peeve?
And it's not repeating myself.
[00:04:06] Speaker B: So many things.
[00:04:08] Speaker A: This is one of your locks.
Eating with his mouth.
[00:04:11] Speaker C: There we go.
[00:04:11] Speaker A: That's the one. I thought you would scream it, but gross.
[00:04:13] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:04:14] Speaker A: That's my least favorite one of all time. If I'm hearing. If I'm seeing what's going on. Yeah, I'M gonna have to respectfully tell you, I don't, I don't care who it is.
I just can't see and eat this. What's going on? Because it says to me you're actually an animal.
[00:04:27] Speaker C: You know when like you get middle aged people and boomers saying that autism didn't exist when I was a kid.
[00:04:33] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:34] Speaker C: That's something that from the day of time is grated and overstimulated people.
My tolerism for that has had to go up because of your nose problem, Lils, hasn't it?
[00:04:46] Speaker A: Yeah, you got a lot of.
[00:04:47] Speaker C: So.
[00:04:49] Speaker A: I'm a celeb.
[00:04:50] Speaker C: Exactly.
[00:04:51] Speaker B: I don't know why you're trusting me on this microphone. Because you're just gonna hear Darth Vader over your entire podcast.
[00:04:56] Speaker A: Dear God. Tilt your nose away.
[00:04:58] Speaker B: I'm not gonna be like nasal if you wanna.
[00:05:00] Speaker C: Which is the same reason she snores like a walrus.
[00:05:02] Speaker A: Tilt it away. And when you're eating those apples while they're only there chomping down asmr.
[00:05:07] Speaker B: Got it.
[00:05:07] Speaker C: Don't do that.
But yeah. So in our house, we get all the snoring, all the chewing with a mouth.
Yeah. It's like living with the abdominal snowman a little bit. But. But my pet peeve, this is the kind of thing that's gonna. As we always do, I'm gonna think of about 12 when I'm sat in bed tonight. But I mean, the first one is literally manners because it does my absolute fucking heading when people. It's like so easy. That's why when we're talking about Splinter going to London free, it literally costs nothing. It's the easiest thing to do in the world.
[00:05:36] Speaker A: I said, I saw in London last time when getting the tube, people pushing past old people to get onto the tube and the old person doesn't mind because it's so normal.
[00:05:44] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:05:44] Speaker A: Like imagine up here ever if northern rail stops and everyone's lined up.
[00:05:49] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:05:49] Speaker A: It doesn't matter how hot the day is. Everyone waits. And then we, we let. And we wait. We let pensioners go first to grab a seat. And that is just the custom amongst us.
[00:05:57] Speaker C: They're old as fuck. Let him sit down.
[00:05:58] Speaker A: Let him sit down.
Do you know what I mean?
[00:06:02] Speaker C: Yeah. The funny thing is obviously we, me and Loza just got back from Venice. We were on the tram in Venice and even in Italy. Like, what's that supposed to mean? Well, I mean more the sense that Londoners can't do it, but I just mean anywhere else in the like the only other trammer went on in the last month.
Everybody was getting up for old people.
[00:06:22] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:06:22] Speaker C: It's not hard.
[00:06:23] Speaker A: Everyday stuff. You should be doing that.
[00:06:25] Speaker C: You don't. You do not see that on the tube.
[00:06:26] Speaker A: No.
[00:06:27] Speaker C: Not at all.
[00:06:27] Speaker A: Nope. No.
But yeah, just man. As a whole, I think you could lock it off as that because we've got hers as well.
She want to do hers. And we'll come back to. If you get something that's really.
[00:06:36] Speaker C: I. I would like 12 hours.
[00:06:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I bet you would.
[00:06:42] Speaker C: Time to think.
[00:06:42] Speaker A: How about we'll drill for episode 26, we'll re it up and you'll go, I've got a list and it's bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bangs.
[00:06:49] Speaker C: Frustrate me.
[00:06:50] Speaker A: Pet peeves for you. Can I give you one?
[00:06:52] Speaker C: Go on.
[00:06:53] Speaker A: When you're in the middle of a song and you're singing in a gig and someone's going, thank you. Someone's going, hey, hey. And you're going, one minute. And you're singing along, you go, wait.
And you're trying to single player song. And someone's going, can you play Wonder what. Can you do this song? Can you do Jerry Cinnamon? Yeah, that was two songs ago.
[00:07:09] Speaker C: Listen, this is why I love you. Because I. That. You're absolutely right. That is number one. And I can't believe I didn't think of it. Of course it is, because I've already spoke about. I want to do full podcasts on it to get gigging musicians on here. And we just talk about knobheads at.
[00:07:21] Speaker A: Pubs all the time.
[00:07:22] Speaker C: Because, I mean, as of recording, it's Monday. I've obviously had Friday, two Saturday and one Sunday of just twats.
[00:07:29] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:07:30] Speaker C: All the time. And yeah, the worst bit is. I mean, the worst bit. It's annoying when someone asks for a couple, you do them and then they're like six requests later, you're like, you know, I'm. I've actually got stuff to play, like personal jukebox.
I'm not going to be stuck if you don't suggest something. And then also when people suggest stuff and I say no, and then they go.
And I'm like, go away and think and then come back, you know, because, like, there's a bar of 200 people just waiting for me and I'm waiting for you. Yeah, but, yeah, the absolute most one is when they try and talk to you during it. I mean, the absolute worst is when people tap my arm. The arm that's strumming on a guitar or playing on the keyboard while I'm singing as well. Tap me on the shoulder and they're trying to talk to me. I'm like, oh, I'll. I'll close my eyes to pretend to ignore them. And they're like, shout me. And parents who.
[00:08:16] Speaker A: They've got parents who gave them everything. Oh, that's gonna go. Hold on, everyone, one minute. Sorry, everyone.
[00:08:22] Speaker C: Well, go. I've told you. I think I've told you before.
[00:08:25] Speaker A: Mid song, we're changing it.
[00:08:27] Speaker C: A friend of mine, Will Dooley, shout out Will Doly, gave me the most perfect one that he started doing. I started doing it. Now it's really funny and it's when people do that.
[00:08:34] Speaker A: Sorry, I don't have any change.
[00:08:35] Speaker C: No, yeah, no, that was a good one. I stopped playing and I go, go on.
[00:08:40] Speaker A: Yeah, you should.
[00:08:40] Speaker C: And the whole bar boos.
[00:08:42] Speaker A: Yeah, you should.
[00:08:42] Speaker C: I'm like, no, no, no. This guy wants to talk them on the spot. And they always themselves.
[00:08:46] Speaker A: I think you should. I think they need to realize not beds. That was actually really dumb decision.
[00:08:50] Speaker C: Yeah, love it.
[00:08:51] Speaker A: Shs. What have you got for us?
[00:08:52] Speaker C: Your first question of the week.
[00:08:53] Speaker B: A really good question.
[00:08:55] Speaker C: So this is either going to be like, would you rather have.
[00:08:57] Speaker A: The last time was. Would you have jelly legs or striped skin?
[00:09:00] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:09:01] Speaker B: No, Something to do with cows.
[00:09:02] Speaker A: Leopard skin.
[00:09:04] Speaker B: Anyways, this question is an original.
[00:09:06] Speaker C: It's an original, yeah.
[00:09:09] Speaker B: If you could live for. For one year inside the universe of any TV show, movie or music video without changing the storyline, which would you choose and why?
[00:09:20] Speaker A: We actually had this one and we. I don't remember what we said.
[00:09:22] Speaker C: It's a fantastic question.
[00:09:23] Speaker A: It's a great question.
[00:09:24] Speaker C: And it's actually on my notes for today.
[00:09:26] Speaker A: No, it's not.
[00:09:27] Speaker C: It genuinely is. So yours is better, though.
[00:09:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:31] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:09:31] Speaker A: But it was music video.
[00:09:32] Speaker C: No, it was. It was on the live show. Someone asked us. So it was like a quick one. It was like Rick and Morty next.
[00:09:36] Speaker B: Hey, can I give you my answer?
[00:09:39] Speaker A: Go. Give us. That's actually better.
[00:09:40] Speaker C: You use yours first. Sorry, just insult. Did you say like films, music video and what did you say?
[00:09:46] Speaker B: And TV show. The universe.
Which universe?
[00:09:50] Speaker A: Could you.
[00:09:50] Speaker C: Sorry, we've got a loose dog now.
[00:09:52] Speaker B: Which universe would you want to live in out of those.
Oh, my God, she's actually got the Zoomies. Oh, no, she's coming.
[00:10:01] Speaker A: We've got a dog with Zoomies on the set.
I don't know how much you even hear in this. She's just looping around.
Why did we think it was a good idea to possibly bring her, because obviously this is gonna happen.
No, it's fine. Just.
She'll knock herself out in a minute.
[00:10:21] Speaker C: Oh, my God, Lilz, please time stamp this. I want to acknowledge it.
[00:10:25] Speaker A: 10 minutes, 30 seconds.
[00:10:27] Speaker C: Bang on. 10 minutes.
[00:10:28] Speaker A: Do you want to do any more laps, Navi?
[00:10:29] Speaker C: At least come in the camera and do it.
[00:10:31] Speaker B: Oh, is it not capturing any of this?
[00:10:33] Speaker A: No.
[00:10:33] Speaker C: Well, actually.
[00:10:38] Speaker A: This is chaos.
[00:10:38] Speaker C: So your wife's twerking in front of the camera.
[00:10:40] Speaker A: It's utter chaos.
We're 10 minutes in, we've covered zero topics. It's utter chaos. Lils.
[00:10:46] Speaker C: What do you keep writing down, by the way, as well? Nothing's happened yet, and every time I look at you, you look like you're.
[00:10:50] Speaker B: Sam said me at 3.9 million.
[00:10:53] Speaker C: You're not censoring swear words. This is in the BBC.
[00:10:56] Speaker A: No, it's more like if Sam does a racist accent or she's got the heart covered in sand.
[00:11:00] Speaker C: Yeah, you definitely want to get that off.
[00:11:01] Speaker A: Get that one from her, because I.
[00:11:02] Speaker C: Don'T know what's in.
[00:11:03] Speaker A: It's covered in sand anyway.
[00:11:05] Speaker C: Okay, so my answer to it.
[00:11:07] Speaker A: Go.
[00:11:08] Speaker C: I feel like it might have to be a game, you know?
[00:11:11] Speaker B: No, that wasn't the game.
[00:11:12] Speaker A: Wasn't even the option. It was video game or movie.
[00:11:17] Speaker C: You just said it wasn't one, and then you said video game.
[00:11:19] Speaker A: No, it's not video game. It's a movie. Movie or music? Music video or TV show?
[00:11:24] Speaker C: Okay, TV show or music. I'm so distracted. It's unbelievable.
[00:11:27] Speaker A: I am. And I can't even think. My mind is completely.
[00:11:29] Speaker B: She'll cry if I put her in, and then you'll just hear it constantly.
[00:11:32] Speaker A: It's fine. You just keep it. Keep her gentle and she'll be fine.
Oh, my goodness.
[00:11:39] Speaker B: On the microphone.
[00:11:41] Speaker C: I don't think that's a problem.
[00:11:42] Speaker A: I don't think so.
Unless it's loud, right?
[00:11:46] Speaker C: Unless he's loud.
If she does it quietly, no.
[00:11:50] Speaker A: Anyway, should we keep it going?
[00:11:52] Speaker C: Right, I have to actually answer that, so those will ask me again, please, in full.
[00:11:57] Speaker B: Sorry.
[00:11:57] Speaker C: So do you really need to read it out?
[00:12:00] Speaker B: Yeah. If you could live for one year inside the universe.
[00:12:03] Speaker C: Now, to be fair, it was only a year.
[00:12:06] Speaker B: Movie or music video. Without changing the storyline, which would you choose and why?
[00:12:11] Speaker A: But am I the main character in this, or am I a side character? Do I choose?
Because what stopped me just picking the main guy who everything goes well for, and that's it.
[00:12:21] Speaker C: I didn't want to be boring and put the same thing I picked in the live show. But it's gotta be Rick and Morty on it. You'd want to be Rick.
[00:12:26] Speaker A: Yeah, but you said this. But then.
[00:12:27] Speaker C: But you could do anything.
[00:12:28] Speaker A: You true.
[00:12:29] Speaker C: You could literally do anything.
[00:12:30] Speaker A: You're still getting involved in. In intergalactic.
[00:12:33] Speaker C: He's invincible. Any. So it's fine.
[00:12:35] Speaker A: Yeah. It's a good one though.
[00:12:38] Speaker C: I mean either that or I want to be like a player in FIFA or.
[00:12:43] Speaker B: That's so boring. You have so much because of your pop culture knowledge and you're picking FIFA. You sound like.
[00:12:50] Speaker C: But I don't want to be in a three minute music video for a year, do I? Yeah, you might.
13 minutes in fuck all's happened. Imagine if it was in that loop.
[00:12:59] Speaker B: For a year about scissors video.
Most recent one in the car with Thingy Mabob out of thingy Mabob music videos you picked.
[00:13:07] Speaker C: It's a great music video. But it has literally been still in a car for five minutes.
[00:13:10] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:13:10] Speaker C: Why would I want to do that for you loop?
[00:13:11] Speaker B: Because then you haven't have to pay bills for a year. You could just drive.
[00:13:14] Speaker A: I think you're out with Rick. I think goes Rick for a year.
[00:13:16] Speaker B: And do that Barbie.
Barbie Dreamland.
[00:13:21] Speaker C: You'd want to live in Barbie. Are you suggesting.
[00:13:23] Speaker B: I was just saying it'd be a cool place to live because nothing goes wrong.
[00:13:25] Speaker C: It definitely would be if you were a girl because obviously the girls were all there. Yeah, shout out my girls.
[00:13:28] Speaker B: That'd be such a good place to live.
[00:13:30] Speaker C: LGBTQ, HDMI, PS5, breath.
We're gonna fucking move on though.
[00:13:34] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll go Rick and Morty as well. And I'll be bird person or Mr. Poopy bottom. Come on.
They seem like they're always getting up to a good time.
Right.
Do you want me to go through my bit first and you go through your bits and stuff? Please, because I need to compose myself. Okay. Before we keep going, I wanted to run through a quick rattle of a list of things since the last Frank album. So there's a list of things since last Frank Ocean album. You ready?
[00:14:00] Speaker C: So just to confirm, since Blonde. Blonde. What year?
[00:14:04] Speaker A: 2016, to my knowledge. Jesus, Covid, that was the time for you to have checked that.
[00:14:10] Speaker B: Oh, sorry, what?
[00:14:12] Speaker A: The job that we said at the start checking the stuff.
[00:14:14] Speaker C: Just to clarify, Lil's known for like the last week. Lil's. Do you want to jump on, do Splinter's job, do a bit of fact checking, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I'm dead excited.
She came in today and was like, can't be bothered.
[00:14:25] Speaker B: I never said that.
[00:14:26] Speaker A: On what did you even Type in.
[00:14:29] Speaker B: Blonde 2016, question mark. Frank Ocean.
[00:14:31] Speaker A: That's the craziest way I've ever seen anyone write that. Blonde release date. Bang. That's like saying putting a question in the middle.
[00:14:39] Speaker B: Put my phone on airplane mode like you told me to. So it's disconnected. Hang on. Pause.
[00:14:42] Speaker C: You didn't need your restart thing. This has been painful.
[00:14:46] Speaker A: It's utter chaos, right? It doesn't matter.
[00:14:49] Speaker C: Our tech person doesn't know how to use anything.
[00:14:51] Speaker B: I do. Yeah.
[00:14:52] Speaker C: Put your phone on do not disturb and not airplane mode.
[00:14:54] Speaker B: I know.
[00:14:55] Speaker A: Anyway, it doesn't matter cuz I'm almost certain it's 2016.
[00:14:57] Speaker C: Yeah, you are right. You're absolutely right.
[00:14:59] Speaker A: Things since the last Frank Ocean album. 2016 Blonde. You ready?
Can you became a Christian and a Nazi? 41 Marvel projects, juice World and Pop Smokes entire career. Both of them now Brown Brockhampton dropped their debut, had a career and broke up all in that time.
[00:15:17] Speaker C: That's crazy.
[00:15:18] Speaker A: 14 future albums. Eight drinks.
[00:15:20] Speaker C: 14 future albums.
[00:15:21] Speaker A: Hold on. 14, 14. 41 NBA Young Boy albums.
[00:15:30] Speaker C: No, no, no.
[00:15:31] Speaker A: 41 by NBA YoungBoy. But.
[00:15:33] Speaker C: And I couldn't tell you one song that's any good.
[00:15:35] Speaker A: You would not like any of them.
Drake had a son who dropped music because Adonis had a song and og verdansk twice.
[00:15:44] Speaker C: Oh, Jeeva danced twice.
[00:15:46] Speaker A: Original dance and the Comeback.
[00:15:48] Speaker C: And it was nostalgic and came back.
[00:15:49] Speaker A: And nostalgic had both happened.
[00:15:51] Speaker C: So can I go as far as to say was when was Northwest born?
[00:15:54] Speaker A: Yeah. She's also had a song with him since.
[00:15:55] Speaker C: So she's also born and released music.
[00:15:58] Speaker A: No, that doesn't feel right.
[00:15:59] Speaker C: Again, Last Chance Saloon. That would be where your tech person googles. When was North Westbourne?
[00:16:03] Speaker B: I'm literally doing it.
I'm just lagging.
[00:16:06] Speaker A: She's not nine though. Isn't she like 12 or 13? So she was a baby. She was a toddler.
[00:16:11] Speaker C: It is north the one that's released.
[00:16:12] Speaker A: The music, isn't it 2013? She was young, but okay, so she.
[00:16:16] Speaker C: Learned to talk then.
[00:16:17] Speaker A: She's learned to talk and release a song with her dad in that time.
[00:16:20] Speaker C: Yeah. And Lil's was right at the start of this Covid.
We've had nearly World War three.
[00:16:24] Speaker A: Hey, don't speak to two because he hasn't dropped yet. So.
[00:16:27] Speaker C: That's true.
[00:16:28] Speaker A: That was just a list of things I thought were really interesting since Frank's last album.
[00:16:32] Speaker C: Sickening. And you know what's even worse?
[00:16:33] Speaker B: Theresa May ran Through fields of wheat.
[00:16:35] Speaker C: She did.
[00:16:36] Speaker A: That was before his album, to be fair. But you are, you are right. She did run Quick Fields a week, she said when she was a kid. Which was obviously after 20, I was.
[00:16:44] Speaker C: Thinking when she said it.
[00:16:45] Speaker A: You know what I mean?
[00:16:47] Speaker C: And what's mental as well is to talk about Frank Ocean. The latest Frank Ocean with news we've got. After all that is the channel Origin Violence Channel lot. It's not even his last. It's his second to last album.
[00:16:55] Speaker A: It's a 2012 album finally coming out. It's a 13 year old album over 13 year old album. He went fans, I want some.
[00:17:03] Speaker C: We've had more diamond encrusted dildos and dog jewelry. And dog jewelry from that man than music in the last 10 years.
[00:17:10] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what it is. I don't. I don't know. I've given up. It's okay. I've given up. We'll never see him. And that's all right.
Last time he was here was eight years ago. Park life. It was like eight years last week. Park life 20. Whatever it was.
[00:17:23] Speaker C: I just get super sad whenever we talk about.
[00:17:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. We should keep it moving. And only one person we know has seen him live.
[00:17:29] Speaker C: Yeah, man.
[00:17:30] Speaker A: He was at that. That gig Manual Tywo seeing here.
[00:17:34] Speaker C: Oh my God.
[00:17:35] Speaker B: Kendrick me. I've seen him.
[00:17:37] Speaker A: Firstly. No you haven't. It was your sister.
[00:17:39] Speaker B: And two, I saw him at Reading.
[00:17:41] Speaker A: Did you?
[00:17:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:42] Speaker A: What year?
[00:17:43] Speaker B: 20.
Let me Google.
[00:17:45] Speaker C: I was there.
[00:17:45] Speaker B: Let me do my Google.
[00:17:46] Speaker C: I was at the Leeds one.
[00:17:48] Speaker A: So you saw him? What? Pimp a Butterfly?
[00:17:50] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. That was the time. That was the time I'd heard Mad sitting was like oh, that's cool. And I heard it and then I went and watched Biffy Clara or something.
[00:17:59] Speaker B: Why the.
[00:18:00] Speaker C: That was a it. That was something.
[00:18:02] Speaker B: What the hell? Helly are.
[00:18:03] Speaker C: Yep. Thank you.
[00:18:04] Speaker B: Sorry.
2018.
[00:18:06] Speaker C: You're funny. I'm glad you're here.
[00:18:08] Speaker A: 2018. So dam's been out a year then. That's why he would have done it. Because dan was out 2017.
[00:18:11] Speaker C: Yeah, because actually I think Humble was the big tune.
[00:18:13] Speaker A: So Humble would have been the biggest Humble DNA.
[00:18:16] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:18:16] Speaker A: And what were the singles in that album? Is it just those 2? Element was also big and the one with Rihanna.
[00:18:22] Speaker C: Oh, loyalty, loyalty, loyalty, loyalty.
That's the other thing actually I forgot to write down because I text you about the other day. I found my Leeds Festival 2015 and you'd missed everyone. Oh my God. That was.
[00:18:35] Speaker A: So you went There Blinders on. And looked at the dirt.
[00:18:37] Speaker C: Well, do you know what? It wasn't. It wasn't that at all. It was just because at that point I was 17.
[00:18:42] Speaker A: It was a stacked year, though. It was a stacked year.
[00:18:44] Speaker C: It was a stacked year of things that I liked. But what I didn't realize was it was a stacked statue for things I was going to end up liking. Yeah, I remember watching it. So it was like Chili Peppers, like loads of, like rock bands and indie bands and stuff like that. Like, I saw the 1975. There's loads of cool people there. But yeah, we just. Get it up for me, though. There you go. 2016.
Can you zoom that in for me?
[00:19:06] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:19:09] Speaker C: Anytime now.
[00:19:10] Speaker A: You're doing great.
[00:19:12] Speaker C: Doesn't matter. I'll go for memory.
[00:19:14] Speaker B: No, I got it.
[00:19:14] Speaker C: Do you? Yeah, because it's not there.
[00:19:17] Speaker A: You know what you do going forward? Have a chat. GBT tab. Because I feel like that might be the fastest possibly.
[00:19:22] Speaker C: So, yeah, lineup.
[00:19:23] Speaker A: Do you know what I mean?
[00:19:25] Speaker C: I still can't read that.
[00:19:26] Speaker B: Jamie T. It's got an ad.
[00:19:27] Speaker C: I can't read it, kiddo.
[00:19:29] Speaker A: Mumford and score.
[00:19:29] Speaker C: Massive fucking pop up.
Okay, we can see that. Yeah.
[00:19:33] Speaker A: So Kendrick.
[00:19:34] Speaker C: No, I think it might have been the year before then.
[00:19:36] Speaker B: 2015. I've put in.
[00:19:37] Speaker C: No, I did say 2016.
[00:19:38] Speaker B: No, you said 2015.
[00:19:40] Speaker C: Okay. It doesn't matter. So anyway, it was Chili Peppers. It was like people like. I think Metallica was that one. And it was all these Rockies.
[00:19:46] Speaker A: Skeptical.
[00:19:47] Speaker C: Yeah, there was a lot of. Well, no, this is what I mean. So I just pretend you didn't say that. Right.
[00:19:51] Speaker A: Who was there that you missed?
[00:19:52] Speaker C: Yeah, I know.
[00:19:53] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:19:53] Speaker C: So I found the lanyard with all of the timetable on it the other day in my childhood bedroom and I went through it and was like, you know, let me see if anybody got big that I. I might have seen, mate. Anderson Paak, asap, Rocky, Travis Scott, Skepta, Future Metro, Boomin, Nas, who I think I might have seen one song for. Because I knew that this guy was like a goat, but I just didn't really listen to him.
So I was truly traumatized.
[00:20:22] Speaker A: What a year, though. Are they still doing Redden Leeds? They're not, are they?
[00:20:25] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, they are.
[00:20:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:20:26] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:20:26] Speaker A: Who's there?
[00:20:27] Speaker C: It's just not been that good recently, has it? Well, speaking of which, have you watched any of the Glastonbury stuff then? Because as of recording Glastonbury's, everyone's going to be getting home today, aren't they?
[00:20:34] Speaker A: I've seen clips of it, but the.
[00:20:36] Speaker C: Only full set I've watched is 1975 and it was fantastic.
[00:20:38] Speaker A: Was it. How long did they do?
[00:20:39] Speaker C: It was about an hour. It was 80 summit minutes.
Yeah, yeah. Pyramid Stage, because it was one of them. It was like.
I don't know. You don't really like. Well, you don't really listen to that much tonight, 75, do you?
[00:20:50] Speaker A: I know a good few songs, but not particularly.
[00:20:51] Speaker C: Obviously you're clued into the culture enough to know that it's very hard to tell when Matty Heal is being genuine because that's kind of his character.
[00:20:59] Speaker A: I saw the whole thing they did with the subtitles when it was like just the. Yeah, Phonetically how it sounds.
[00:21:07] Speaker C: Chocolate.
[00:21:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:09] Speaker C: That was really funny. The stage design was utterly fantastic.
[00:21:11] Speaker A: Well, I've seen it when he's talking and he puts, like.
What's it called? What's that game called? Subway Surf is not.
[00:21:17] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:21:17] Speaker A: On the side while he's talking.
[00:21:19] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
[00:21:19] Speaker A: Like I said, they're very tapped into.
[00:21:21] Speaker C: It's so clever because obviously they blew up for like emo Tumblr kids, didn't they?
[00:21:25] Speaker A: Sure.
[00:21:25] Speaker C: So, like, I guess the whole tick.
[00:21:28] Speaker A: Tock thing, the very memed way of doing stuff is very.
[00:21:31] Speaker C: I mean, do you remember when. I can't remember which album. It was lilz. But you're the perfect one for this because you're a huge fan. What was the album that they did where they did that? Like, do you remember they had like a virtual waiting room you could go in.
[00:21:41] Speaker B: I was only just thinking about it.
[00:21:42] Speaker C: No, it's on a conditional form.
[00:21:44] Speaker B: I'm going to. I know, I'm a huge fan, but I'm gonna just double check.
[00:21:48] Speaker C: It's the one with like.
[00:21:50] Speaker B: It's the party. Birthday party album.
[00:21:53] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:21:54] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:21:55] Speaker C: Did you see that?
[00:21:56] Speaker A: No.
[00:21:56] Speaker C: It was like an AI video and you could go in to literally like a virtual waiting room and there'd be like demos that you could listen to. The Warton released and like loads of content, basically.
[00:22:07] Speaker A: On YouTube.
[00:22:08] Speaker C: No, it was like its own website. It was really cruise. But they were. I want me. They're always kind of clued into what the kids are. Technology kind of thing.
[00:22:14] Speaker A: Very original ideas that aren't, like, copied from someone else.
[00:22:17] Speaker C: And I'll put my hands up. I'm a big.
[00:22:18] Speaker B: No, it's on a conditional form.
[00:22:19] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:22:20] Speaker A: Cool.
[00:22:20] Speaker C: So.
[00:22:21] Speaker A: Love it.
[00:22:22] Speaker C: That's nice that I am the first to admit I'm a huge 1975 fan, but I was a recent convert thanks to my Darling Lily over here. Because I always liked them. Right?
[00:22:31] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:22:31] Speaker C: But, you know, there's certain bands that just, like, the fans piss you off.
[00:22:35] Speaker A: Yeah, of course.
[00:22:35] Speaker C: Like, do you remember. Well, for more our year, I guess, our generation.
I loved the Arctic Monkeys growing up.
[00:22:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:22:42] Speaker C: Huge Arctic Monkeys fan. And then when everybody started banging on about Arctic Monkeys, I just. I didn't ever admit it to anyone because I was like, hate Arctic Monkeys fans. The night 70 fans, five fans were like that for me. They just do my head in everything. They're just banging on about them all the time and all this blah, blah, blah. And then. Then I got with Lilies and I started listening to him properly, religiously.
[00:23:01] Speaker A: Like, you know what?
[00:23:02] Speaker C: These boys are unbelievably good.
So good. But anyway, Glassary was mad and we won't talk about it too much because we'll get nerfed again. But you see, that Bob villain guy's just been.
[00:23:11] Speaker A: I did remember.
[00:23:12] Speaker C: Well, I won't repeat what he said because we'll get nerfed as well.
[00:23:14] Speaker A: Yeah, don't even bother.
[00:23:15] Speaker C: Even though I agree with it, but he's had his US visa revoked today.
He's been dropped by his label and his talent agency.
[00:23:24] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely bonkers.
[00:23:25] Speaker C: They've got the power men tall.
[00:23:27] Speaker A: I knew they were heavily nerfing what people stage Y presence were.
[00:23:33] Speaker C: Which is funny that the crazy, like I kneecap, for example. I mean, you're the Irish blood in here. I'm sure you'll be a. Yeah, I was well aware. Now, funny enough, I'm so. I'm saying this before Glastonbury. I actually finally listened to him.
It's mate, have you heard it? It's really not good, man. And I've got to say, hands down, I love the guys because everything they.
[00:23:52] Speaker A: Ever say, it's more the political ideologies and statements.
[00:23:55] Speaker C: Absolutely love them. What they stand for. They seem like sick guys. Their merch is awesome. Like, they've got a lot of clothing stuff, collabs with like. Yeah, yeah, but they've got a load of. They're selling a lot of, like, retro Irish football shirts. Love it with kneecap on it. It's all sick. But I really tried with the music and it was garbage.
[00:24:10] Speaker A: That's okay. Sometimes you can like the artist and not the.
[00:24:12] Speaker C: The person for the reason.
[00:24:13] Speaker A: Another way around.
[00:24:14] Speaker C: Yeah. Normally it's because, like, someone's a nonce and we.
[00:24:17] Speaker A: Yeah, well, you go, God, I love Tom Cruise movies.
[00:24:20] Speaker C: But, yeah, just really funny. That's such a random segue because I Was going to talk more about Glastonbury, but speaking of separating the artist from the art, the art from the artist goes. And speaking of just abusers, can you believe people are still watching Chris Brown?
[00:24:34] Speaker A: So funny. Me and Dan were talking about this last night.
[00:24:36] Speaker C: I had a chat with Danielle about.
[00:24:37] Speaker A: It as well because I said I saw a meme that said Jeffrey Epstein would release. Could release good music and white women would go see him.
[00:24:43] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Yeah.
[00:24:44] Speaker A: Because he'd be like, you know what, yes, he's bad, but does he release bangers?
[00:24:47] Speaker C: But do you know what I said?
[00:24:49] Speaker A: She said, it's pretty privileged to the max, big time. Because he's very good looking, he's a wicked dancer and he has got a lot of music I really like. But imagine some of the women outside when they were videoing them, they were.
[00:24:59] Speaker C: Like, yeah, they're all begging to get on stage and do the. Do the weird dance thing that he gets.
But what I can never get my head around is I said this to Danielle as well. Like, if you look at the history of musicians that have been cancelled that people will still listen to, right? You look at Kanye west, he's having a mental breakdown every 10 minutes. Yeah, right. Michael Jackson, obviously, me and you publicly and think he's innocent.
[00:25:22] Speaker A: But he is innocent.
[00:25:23] Speaker C: But he is innocent. But what, what he gets, like.
[00:25:26] Speaker A: Sure.
[00:25:26] Speaker C: Accused of doing. Yeah, he's the goat.
[00:25:29] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:25:29] Speaker C: Why are you bending your morals for Chris Brown?
[00:25:32] Speaker A: It's a real.
[00:25:32] Speaker C: That's what I can't get my head around.
[00:25:33] Speaker A: It's a real reach. Yeah.
[00:25:35] Speaker C: Of course. I liked a couple of Chris Brown songs when I was a kid. Do you think I paid 130 quid now to go and watch a abuser slut drop on.
[00:25:41] Speaker A: On like members of the public for 130 quid? You would have found a bargain. They were outside video been people asking how much. Some of them were like, I paid 400 quid.
That's a holiday average place.
[00:25:52] Speaker C: I know fantastic members of society, right, that are allies on every front of every willing cause.
[00:25:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:25:59] Speaker C: That went and watched Chris Brown, your granddad.
Yeah, obviously, yeah. I just, I. I can't get my head around it. But that was something I genuinely want to touch on because, like, that's fine. I've never seen the Internet so split on something that is really, in my eyes, undebatable.
[00:26:14] Speaker A: Read that out to me, Lilz. From here.
[00:26:16] Speaker B: Chris Brown concert ticket prices vary depending on the venue and seating, but genuinely range from 76 pound 50 to 498.
[00:26:25] Speaker C: Pound 40498 to go and watch.
[00:26:27] Speaker A: Five bills to go watch. Chris Brown is crazy.
[00:26:30] Speaker C: Our rent plus 50 quid to go and watch an.
[00:26:34] Speaker B: Manchester tickets start at 203 pound. That's the cheapest.
[00:26:38] Speaker C: Literally arrested within the last few weeks in the uk.
[00:26:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:26:42] Speaker C: And he's still somehow not only allowed to play, but everyone's begging for it.
[00:26:46] Speaker A: Somebody he was in, he was due in court then the day after his. His appearance in one of his concerts. So it's mad that he's like cheering up. He's like, thanks, everyone. And he has to go bed early because he's up at HMP.
What a mental. Did you see?
[00:27:00] Speaker C: I think it's joe.co.uk, the ones that always go interview people. They were asking people outside and I have never been so absolutely astounded by what people were saying. You had like, just like. And the reason I'm saying, like under 30 women. Because women are like clued into. It's not like 55 year olds that support Trump. You know what I mean? Like people that know what's going on.
[00:27:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:27:18] Speaker C: And this girl was like, look, I know people don't like him and everything, but he's not killing anyone, has he? I'm like, what? What? What?
[00:27:24] Speaker A: As if that's the. That's the line.
[00:27:26] Speaker B: It's done.
[00:27:29] Speaker C: Can you get up a list of everything he's done?
[00:27:30] Speaker A: Yeah, get up.
[00:27:31] Speaker C: Absolutely. I don't like the guy.
[00:27:32] Speaker A: Get up.
[00:27:33] Speaker C: His crimes hate Chris Brown.
[00:27:35] Speaker A: Yeah. It's very crazy to me that. I mean, to pay. Even if they were like, do you want to go on the freebie? You go, no, no, Because.
[00:27:41] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:27:41] Speaker A: I'm sure his set's great. I'm sure his show looks great.
[00:27:44] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:27:44] Speaker A: Because I do. I honestly do think he's a fantastic dancer.
[00:27:48] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:27:49] Speaker C: No one's questioning that.
[00:27:49] Speaker A: It's difficult.
You abuse it. But absolutely. I think it's different from when people say about other artists that are cancelable. Thank you. Yeah. Getting up chatgpt.
[00:27:59] Speaker C: That's exactly it.
[00:27:59] Speaker A: Because.
[00:28:00] Speaker C: And especially because a lot of other ones are accusations.
[00:28:03] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:28:03] Speaker C: And obviously Chris Brown's been actually done for things.
[00:28:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:28:07] Speaker C: But then also one of the most public ones is another fucking superstar like Rihanna.
[00:28:11] Speaker A: It's not like.
[00:28:11] Speaker C: It's not like it's some member of the public that no one knows.
[00:28:14] Speaker A: No.
[00:28:14] Speaker C: That. That you could maybe think as doing it as. Yeah. Because you shouldn't think that anyway. But my point being is it was a fucking superstar. It was like a massive deal that happened and so many people have just like moved on.
Can you read some of them out first, kiddo?
[00:28:29] Speaker B: Okay, so thanks for pulling him up, Dan. In 2009, he assaulted Rihanna.
[00:28:33] Speaker C: In 2006 and people very famous.
[00:28:37] Speaker B: He had a fight with Frank Ocean in 2013.
[00:28:39] Speaker C: Right. Well, I didn't know.
[00:28:40] Speaker A: What a random.
[00:28:40] Speaker C: I've just tripled my hate on him.
[00:28:41] Speaker B: In 2013, there was an assault case about him in Washington D.C. he was arrested for punching a man, charged with misdemeanor assault beworth.
It's just, it goes on and on.
2016, he had a standoff with the police.
There was allegations of violence. In 2022, he had a rape allegation, which was a woman filed a 20 million lawsuit accusing him of drugging and raping her. Brown denied the claim and provided evidence suggesting the encounter was consensual. The suit was later dropped.
[00:29:17] Speaker C: Imagine being so untouchable. It's disgusting, of course, because if you've.
[00:29:21] Speaker A: Got people such on your shows, it's the port. It's always a court of public opinion.
[00:29:25] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:29:25] Speaker A: If the public deems that you've done, you are done. Because labels will go, oh, we all hate Kid Blue. Come he's done. Yeah, but if they go, people still gonna shop to Kid Blue shows. Well, then why would we stop putting them in shows?
[00:29:37] Speaker C: Gonna make some money, isn't it?
[00:29:37] Speaker A: We're still gonna make money.
[00:29:38] Speaker C: So I remember when we said to her public opinion, our bestie Hannah, and when she was like, oh, nothing. That everything they're saying about Drake can't be true because he's too famous. We'd know about it.
[00:29:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:29:47] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, because famous people don't do anything wrong.
[00:29:49] Speaker A: No, he bought his abs. That last picture you posted recently, I've never seen such.
[00:29:56] Speaker B: This goes on and on. There's more than that.
[00:29:59] Speaker C: I can absolutely believe it because he's.
[00:30:00] Speaker B: Just claimed that he didn't do his community service.
There's controversy about that.
[00:30:05] Speaker C: That's the other thing that always confuses me as a someone from the UK as well, because the American legal system is obviously just such an insane thing in its own vein. But like it is, it feels like this man gets locked up for the most serious cases.
[00:30:17] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:30:17] Speaker C: And then next minute he's on stage.
[00:30:19] Speaker A: Every 10 minutes they'll go, Listen, it's prison. Pays 50 bags and you're done. They'll go, okay, yeah, well, they go, pays 50k, 200. Community service. And he goes, can I pick it? And he goes, yeah. And he goes, cool, I'm gonna go play ball at My house with some community kids and they can just come and poop.
[00:30:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:30:34] Speaker A: And they'll go, okay.
[00:30:36] Speaker C: But like, didn't he pay like 5,6 million quid bail in you in the UK when he got locked up in the week?
[00:30:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:30:41] Speaker C: Didn't know he could do that.
[00:30:42] Speaker A: No.
[00:30:43] Speaker C: Is that cuz he's a US citizen, I'm assuming.
[00:30:44] Speaker A: Maybe. But even still, the fact that you can always just buy yourself out of it, it's kind of mental. Is it?
[00:30:50] Speaker C: You know what?
[00:30:51] Speaker A: Bananas. But let's keep it moving.
[00:30:52] Speaker C: I was going to say cuz I can talk about my hat for a while. So just some quick music news. You haven't listened to New Lor K.
[00:30:57] Speaker A: I've heard clips on Tik Tok. I've not given it a listen yet. It should do.
[00:31:00] Speaker C: Fantastic.
[00:31:01] Speaker A: What's the album called?
[00:31:02] Speaker C: It's called Hope.
[00:31:04] Speaker B: Hopefully.
[00:31:04] Speaker C: Hopefully that's the one.
[00:31:05] Speaker A: Hopefully what?
[00:31:06] Speaker C: Well, hopefully what?
I don't know.
[00:31:09] Speaker A: It's about his dad.
[00:31:10] Speaker C: It's always. I think it's a lot about his kid this time.
[00:31:12] Speaker A: Oh yeah. How was his kid?
[00:31:14] Speaker C: I'm not too sure. I think it's been private about it.
[00:31:17] Speaker B: Hopefully.
[00:31:19] Speaker C: Was that a little pun there, Lil? I'll get it up for you now. Hopefully.
But actually, do you know what what I'm going to do instead? Because I was going to say that's a perfect segue for me.
[00:31:28] Speaker A: Oh, go on. We had a fantastic sliding in these segues.
[00:31:31] Speaker C: We had a fantastic suggestion from our good friend Febre, Phoebe Rowe.
[00:31:35] Speaker A: Go on.
[00:31:35] Speaker C: Because me and you are obsessed with Letterbox at the moment, aren't we?
[00:31:37] Speaker A: Big time. I've scored everything this year. Do you know how many movies I watched this year?
[00:31:41] Speaker C: No.
[00:31:41] Speaker A: 52, I checked.
[00:31:43] Speaker C: 52. That's one away from 53. Thank you, Lilz.
So there's one for albums that we've missed.
[00:31:50] Speaker A: Apparently so.
[00:31:50] Speaker C: And it's called Music Board.
And what we want to try and do now is want to initiate a segment at the start of every podcast because obviously we used to do that song of the week and stuff, didn't we? And now I'm actually just saying this as it's coming to my head because I can't believe we didn't discuss this before, but maybe we should do it for letterboxd as well.
Just very briefly, maybe what you watched.
[00:32:08] Speaker A: Because I'm really getting a lot of movies now.
[00:32:09] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:32:10] Speaker A: Even though we both watch more TV than movies.
[00:32:12] Speaker C: Yeah, absolutely. Oh, absolutely. I have been at the moment anyway, so I'm going to give you. Because what we want to do every week. Actually, sorry, I forgot to say an album that I have rated this week. So obviously because I only got it this week, I plastered all my favourites out. So there's five stars everywhere. But it has been lower corners. Hopefully four and a half stars subject to possibly raise because I've only listened to it top to bottom once.
Well, I think these four or five songs that came out of it prior, every one of them has been on absolute repeat for me. It's fantastic. So Lor Khan is. I can't never remember with you. Are you much of a big lord? Yeah, because, like, not waving but drowning. Like, that's one of my next tattoos. It's like one of the albums that shaped me. I absolutely love the guy. But this album, his sounds changed a lot. Like, I've seen a lot of interviews with him talking about. It was even on Chicken Shop Day talking about how he's like. Do you remember how we saw on Tiny Desk with Tyler Crater? And he was talking about, like, rappers that sing and they know they can't sing. Yeah, but there's something really nice about it. Yeah, it's really raw. Like, Lower Khan has been singing on this new album and obviously, because he's got that kind of like.
[00:33:14] Speaker A: But is this is his very Southern accent is what really just so I.
[00:33:19] Speaker C: Was gonna perfectly like, for someone who isn't really a big Cockney fan.
[00:33:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, his voice perfectly suits his music.
[00:33:25] Speaker C: And as a proud man, I hate Mancunian rappers.
[00:33:28] Speaker A: Right. But it's not the nicest.
[00:33:30] Speaker C: No, it's harsh on the air.
[00:33:32] Speaker A: It is harsh in the air, but.
[00:33:33] Speaker C: Like, it flips for me a little bit with how I. Like I said, I normally love the manky accent, hate the Cockney accent. Then musically it's the other way around. But yeah, he sings and it's kind of like a talking singing.
[00:33:42] Speaker A: Same with Thomas.
[00:33:43] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly like that. So it's very jazzy and sultry and really nice. But you can tell he's been listening to a lot of McGee and a lot of Bon Iver. It's very like guitar driven, but everything's very, very instrument heavy. Do you know what I mean? Like, not very, very like live recorded instruments and not much production stuff and just top tier, man. Lots of. I was showing you a new tune I wrote the other day. Weren't. And it's like, I'm really loving that, like distorted, like tape recorded break beats, you know, like really up recordings of break beats. Loads of that on this album. So big, big fan Alexa, that four and a half star is going to possibly rise more.
[00:34:20] Speaker A: I listen to it. Is this his best though? Further. What's the one with the.
It was like night time in the car and he's like reversing like he's looking back.
[00:34:27] Speaker C: That's his last one, which I can never remember what it's called, but we.
[00:34:29] Speaker A: Saw him do that one a couple years ago.
[00:34:31] Speaker C: It was only. I think it was only a year.
[00:34:32] Speaker A: Or two ago when I was in Oxbow. It was when I was in a place.
[00:34:35] Speaker C: We saw it, we saw it.
James and Terry's place. So I think it was only two years ago. But that one's great. That one had plastic on it and blood on my Nikes.
[00:34:44] Speaker A: Loads of great tunes.
[00:34:46] Speaker C: That one was the one that had the fantastic poetry. Hugo. Of course it was because I've got the. The unreal hoodie. Hugo Hoodie.
[00:34:54] Speaker A: Yeah, you do. I. I've seen that.
[00:34:56] Speaker C: All the merch was brilliant on that because it all. It was all collaborated with. What's that brand that's got like the A and it looks very tribal.
Do you know what I'm talking about? It's like the. @ symbol.
[00:35:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:35:08] Speaker C: Scribbly lines around it anyway, but that's top tier, my favorite. Yeah. He's not waving but drowning. There's a poster over there in the live room. Yeah, yeah, but Big Lord kind of fan. So give me very quickly then, which album have you rated on Music Board?
[00:35:23] Speaker A: On Music Board I rated one album but then before we started I rated a second one. Yeah, but because I wanted to do like you. My last album entry I put in was a 13 year old Frank album because it was just.
[00:35:33] Speaker C: Oh yeah, because when, you know, when.
[00:35:34] Speaker A: You put in your.
[00:35:35] Speaker C: Your favorite genre just to get the algorithm okay.
[00:35:38] Speaker A: Hip hop, rap, funk, jazz, soul, like a little bit of all the different things that I quite like. And then it was like here, all the best albums, like all these are all my favorites. And I know because you know what I'm like with my lists.
I will call in sick from work and spend eight hours just drilling reviews of whatever because I've done it for every film this year.
[00:35:57] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:35:58] Speaker A: I actually put in something that I've heard a lot in the house recently because Dan's been playing it and it's a soundtrack to the movie Watch K Pop Demon Hunters.
[00:36:10] Speaker C: I was more surprised because you were like, it's an album that came out in the last week. So I thought I was going to.
[00:36:14] Speaker A: Know it, but only because I went through my Own repeat and there was a lot of different stuff but nothing that was like uber recent.
[00:36:19] Speaker C: Right.
[00:36:20] Speaker A: So I just went on the film we watched which has a lot of songs in it.
[00:36:23] Speaker C: What's it called again? Sorry?
[00:36:24] Speaker A: K Pop Demon Hunters. The soundtrack.
[00:36:26] Speaker B: So good.
[00:36:27] Speaker C: I'm not doubting that he's just laughed through every time he said it.
[00:36:29] Speaker A: It's just funny because of the. The context of it. And a lot of the songs are very catchy.
[00:36:34] Speaker C: Is it like a compilation then or is it one artist?
[00:36:36] Speaker A: Dan? Have to correct me, there is twice. Who are obviously a massive group.
[00:36:40] Speaker C: Oh I know that one.
[00:36:41] Speaker A: Yeah. They did how many songs?
[00:36:43] Speaker B: Just the one Takedown.
[00:36:45] Speaker A: They did one song Takedown.
[00:36:46] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:36:47] Speaker A: And then I think they've just got like session artists and others for different songs in it.
[00:36:51] Speaker C: So there's lots of features on it and stuff.
[00:36:52] Speaker A: Loads of each. But all of them are really quite good songs.
[00:36:56] Speaker C: Is it a bit of a like K pop moment where all of the. The biggest artists are on it?
[00:37:00] Speaker A: Not all the biggest. No, not particular.
This is Sony animation and you've seen animation. It's unreal. So it is. I remember unbelievably expensive to make a movie.
[00:37:10] Speaker C: People who made spider verse.
[00:37:11] Speaker A: People made spider verse. Is the people who made this so visually sick?
[00:37:14] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:37:15] Speaker A: I think if you're not into K pop you'll still like the movie. But it's one where the songs fit. What's going on in the character's time. Oh that's cool.
[00:37:23] Speaker C: So there's a bit like how the Black Panther soundtrack was a bit like exactly that.
[00:37:25] Speaker A: So there's a build up song when there's a fight and then there's a sad time when there's going through some outside and then there's a big finale song and whatever. So they are. I've been hearing them a lot because Dan's been tidying around the house whatever this week singing him and you're a big fan, aren't you? She loves it now obviously sleep no one say her name or do anything loud or surprising.
[00:37:44] Speaker C: Well that was a very good rogue one. I'm gonna.
[00:37:46] Speaker A: That was a rogue.
[00:37:46] Speaker C: We've also got. By the time we next record hopefully we've got a new clips album finally Push tease back. So brother.
[00:37:52] Speaker A: Of course, yeah.
[00:37:53] Speaker C: Have you heard this?
[00:37:54] Speaker A: I've heard this song that's part before.
[00:37:56] Speaker C: It's not my favorite but there was one that they released a music video.
[00:37:59] Speaker A: For the one of the black and white. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:38:02] Speaker C: And it was in a mansion that like someone else has Done something really big. I feel like it was Bad Blood by Taylor Swift or something like that.
[00:38:09] Speaker A: Could be.
[00:38:09] Speaker C: But anyway, I'm looking forward to that.
[00:38:11] Speaker A: They look very similar.
[00:38:12] Speaker C: Yeah. And. And Kevin Abstract just released his new album and basically all half the album is with Dominic Fike, so.
[00:38:19] Speaker A: Oh, your boy.
[00:38:20] Speaker C: Yeah. So literally, like, my bollocks fell out of my shoes and I booted him down the street, like crying with happiness before.
[00:38:25] Speaker A: That is not a phrase. My bollocks fell out of my.
My what?
[00:38:29] Speaker C: My shoes, mate. Because obviously I stole my bollocks. My shoes.
[00:38:32] Speaker A: Gotcha.
[00:38:33] Speaker C: Yeah, it's called Bleach, I think it doesn't even matter.
[00:38:37] Speaker B: Geezer.
[00:38:38] Speaker C: No, that's the song. Oh, that was a. So that's. That is a tune.
Because that's another one that's got the big break. Beyond spoilers. That was the song that I based my new song off.
[00:38:47] Speaker A: Oh, I can listen to it a few of your places. And the last thing, Bleach 1 in A. In comparison to the animal Brockhampton.
[00:38:56] Speaker C: There was a Bleach Brockhampton thing there.
[00:38:57] Speaker A: There is, but I don't know if there's an anime very popular called Bleach.
[00:39:02] Speaker C: My expertise there, my friend.
[00:39:03] Speaker A: Never mind, carry on.
[00:39:05] Speaker C: And the last thing I wanted to say is, have you seen the news about the Smiths?
[00:39:08] Speaker A: Yes, I did, because Anthony Thingy from Chili Peppers is now performing, which is a weird. I know that I always get mixed up. Not Brandon Ory, the other guy, who looks a lot like him, has sang in for. With Johnny Marr doing Smith songs at one of their shows years ago.
[00:39:25] Speaker C: So just to say Anthony Kiedis.
[00:39:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:39:29] Speaker C: Is joining the Smiths for a reunion tour. Which the reason why I also think this is mad is so the stick to football that I'm always telling you to watch.
[00:39:38] Speaker A: I've watched clips of his. Yeah.
[00:39:39] Speaker C: Because obviously it's hilarious for non football fans anyway, but Gary Neville, Ian Wright, Jill Scott, Jamie Carragher, Roy Keane, it's hilarious for non football fans. And the whole point of it's called Stick to Football is because there's all sorts of people on there. Anyway, their most recent guest was Johnny Mar. Saw it and that was only a. Less than a fortnight ago.
[00:39:58] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:39:58] Speaker C: And they were talking about the Oasis reunion and he was like, oh, yeah, we've been offered a few times and the money's not good enough. And well, right. I think Roy Keane made the joke saying, money's not good enough. So then what I found funny was he was like, oh, no, it's not gonna Happen about two days later, it was the Smiths are back Red Hot Chili Pepper single.
Now how do you think that's gonna go down? Because. And I don't mean go down like publicly. I mean like, do you think it's gonna be any good? Because I can't remember how you feel about this, but the Chili Peppers were like one of my favorite.
[00:40:25] Speaker A: No, I know. You're a die hard Chili Pepper.
[00:40:26] Speaker C: I love the Chili Peppers.
[00:40:28] Speaker A: That's fine.
[00:40:28] Speaker C: I feel like it's that rogue. It's gonna either be. It's Marmite, it's gonna be incredible. Or really bad. Because the Chili Peppers have been a pretty live the last few years. When we were talking about Ready and leaves before I saw them.
And they were. They were late on stage.
Just found somewhere from about 2 minutes ago on Google. Thanks.
Yeah, when I saw them at Reading in Leeds, they were about 45 minutes late on stage. All of that like lighting stuff was like bust. And Anthony Kiedis was a miserable con all gig. And everyone was like, really not.
[00:41:01] Speaker A: You can feel that energy when they are.
[00:41:02] Speaker C: And I thought, oh, it sounds like a one off. And then whenever I hear about the Chili Peppers now, it's Anthony Kiedis is basically off his note and just crap. So I don't know whether that's going.
[00:41:09] Speaker A: To be very fun fact before I answer your question. You know, I've seen Johnny my life.
[00:41:12] Speaker C: I have as well.
[00:41:13] Speaker A: Yeah. When did you see him?
[00:41:15] Speaker C: I've seen him at either way. And. And he jumped on stage. No, Gallagher at Heaton Park.
[00:41:19] Speaker A: That's when I saw Fly High flying birds.
[00:41:21] Speaker C: Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah.
He and Park.
[00:41:24] Speaker A: No Etihad. No me N. But it was the. When it was the ao.
[00:41:28] Speaker C: I was going to say. Is that another gig we didn't realize we were both at?
[00:41:30] Speaker A: He brought him out. And then there's one way he always.
[00:41:32] Speaker C: Jumps out when old.
[00:41:33] Speaker A: He stops one of the songs midway to ask in the crowd if anyone knew the City score and City were winning. And he went, right, let's carry on then.
[00:41:40] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:41:40] Speaker A: Which is class. But I don't think it'll be great. Only because it's. The accent is so much of the part.
[00:41:47] Speaker C: Of course it is.
[00:41:47] Speaker A: And it's not even though Morrissey has the least Mancunian accent ever.
[00:41:51] Speaker C: But he's got like the most recognizable.
[00:41:53] Speaker A: Voice because it's such a nasally voice to me. Because he sings like up here.
[00:41:58] Speaker C: Totally. But you're right. And now I'm thinking about it, it's not really a man cat But Morris's accent himself, it's very specific, super distinct.
[00:42:05] Speaker A: In it and it's different from. Voice is totally different.
[00:42:07] Speaker C: But I wonder whether it's going to be like Lils, what's the guy that sings with Queen now? Adam Lamb.
[00:42:11] Speaker A: Lambert.
[00:42:12] Speaker C: Adam Lambert.
[00:42:12] Speaker A: He's class, though.
[00:42:13] Speaker C: Yeah. This what I mean, I wonder whether it's kind of like he just does his own thing. Yeah, we don't want a Morrissey. We want someone who's completely their own guy. And to be fair, he's completely his own guy.
[00:42:22] Speaker A: He is. And he does a wicked job. But.
[00:42:23] Speaker C: But Anthony Kis is more like serving serious face.
[00:42:26] Speaker A: Adam Lambert.
[00:42:27] Speaker C: Yes. Look at him there. Yeah, but Anthony Kiedis is a bit more like. Almost like that Limp Bizkit. A vibe of singy shouting. Yeah, Morris is very poetic.
[00:42:37] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a good point.
[00:42:37] Speaker C: So I don't know, but I'm excited to see it. And I've got to be honest as well, we probably should have triple checked, but I saw it everywhere. But it sounds like the kind of thing that could also be a load of bollocks. That was fake news.
[00:42:47] Speaker A: You know what I think a lot of the times they do this.
[00:42:49] Speaker C: I just did an Australian Donald Trump. Don't. I did that fag news.
[00:42:52] Speaker A: Fake news.
I think often they did. What was the point in that?
Google images of fake news.
You know, you did say whatever I ask. You need to be ready with the Google to check. So she's doing it.
You cannot be mad at her.
[00:43:07] Speaker C: I'm loving this.
[00:43:08] Speaker A: No, I'm loving it.
[00:43:09] Speaker C: You know what the funniest bit is? We need to put like a. Like a CCTV footage on her third camera. Because the funniest bit of this is Lil's laughing at herself.
[00:43:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, always.
[00:43:17] Speaker C: That's always been one of our favorite things about. Lil's always laughing at her own joke. She, like you said, she just googled fake news just for. Just for bands and just sat there howling, laughing on her own.
[00:43:26] Speaker A: Why are you doing fake news? Would you have a little check? These are still going.
[00:43:29] Speaker C: Yeah. What time we on as well, Lil?
Thank you. Jesus Christ. So let's move on quickly then. We've got some movie news I wanted to ask you because you're the person.
[00:43:42] Speaker A: Don't know what you're going to say.
[00:43:43] Speaker C: You're the perfect person to ask. And we are literally a few weeks away from this becoming. Both of them being released. Who do you think is going?
[00:43:52] Speaker A: Fantastic Four.
[00:43:52] Speaker C: Yeah. What films do you think going to perform better? Superman or Fantastic Four.
[00:43:55] Speaker A: No, I think.
[00:43:57] Speaker C: I want box office and I want actual quality of the film as well. Critics, reception.
[00:44:03] Speaker A: I actually think Superman's gonna make more. I don't know why I think it's gonna make more. I think it's got. I'll have a bigger draw. Even though they've not really said the projections yet. I think Superman will perform better and I think it. That Fantastic Four will be better rated, like critically and commercially. Yeah, I think Superman will do good, but it's too new. Everyone's fresh, everyone's new.
There's nothing to establish it. And for the most part, unless you're really about that act of life such as I, you'll know a good few of them and go, I know he's from.
Was that Navi or Lilz?
Right in the middle of my tape.
[00:44:40] Speaker C: So that one person sat by a microphone is just farted. While Liam's giving a take, he's just.
[00:44:45] Speaker A: Whizzing up a fart.
[00:44:46] Speaker C: Do you know what's funny as well? That was forced. You could hear it.
[00:44:50] Speaker A: That wasn't.
[00:44:50] Speaker B: I was gonna.
[00:44:51] Speaker A: I could hear your ABS contract.
[00:44:52] Speaker C: That could have just fell out and that would have been a quiet one.
[00:44:55] Speaker A: I can't believe I was ready to blame my own dog. That's crazy.
I've lost what I was even saying.
[00:45:01] Speaker C: Oh, you were talking. No, you were talking about if you're a fan of.
[00:45:03] Speaker A: Sorry. If you're a fan of it.
[00:45:04] Speaker C: Is that for the Fantastic Four?
[00:45:05] Speaker A: No. So for Superman, I don't think it's stacked with a ton of well known actors for people because I don't think.
[00:45:11] Speaker C: The main actor, ironically Superman himself isn't. Is.
[00:45:13] Speaker A: He isn't a very big actor.
[00:45:15] Speaker C: Nick what's his face is Lex Luthor inny.
[00:45:18] Speaker A: Okay. Nickel. Nicholas hall is the biggest actor in it. Lois Lane has been in one thing I know. I don't know who.
Jimmy, what's my guy from big mouth.
[00:45:28] Speaker C: Nathan Fillion.
[00:45:30] Speaker A: Nathan Fillion, of course, with his bowl cup with his bowl cut. And obviously Beck Bennett from SNL and the kid from Santa Clarita Diet. It's a very who's who. Whereas Fantastic Four is. You've got the main guy in. In the bear. Cousin Richie, obviously Pedro, obviously Vanessa Kirby, who's been in a million massive things like Mission Impossible, the Crown and whatever. Joseph Quinn, who's come off massive success. John Malkovich.
[00:45:54] Speaker C: I've got to say Julia Garner. I've got to say on exactly that note, because I was going to say about Julia Garner.
I have gone from being. I was always hyped for this film. Right. But that first trailer I tried to defend. I think we did it on here. I tried to defend the Silver Surfer.
[00:46:10] Speaker A: Yeah, you like.
[00:46:11] Speaker C: They know what the one thing I hate was. The voice.
[00:46:13] Speaker A: Yeah. And they've changed it.
[00:46:14] Speaker C: And they changed it. And it sounds great. It sounds so good, man.
[00:46:17] Speaker A: I've noticed, though, how. In some trailer. Because I'm getting a trailer every 10 seconds. Like, my God, they've spent a lot on them.
[00:46:23] Speaker C: You can tell they're worried about Superman, can't you?
[00:46:24] Speaker A: Definitely. 100. They are.
[00:46:25] Speaker C: Yeah. But also, we never get three full trailers.
[00:46:28] Speaker A: No. Some trailers I'm getting have got the old voice and some have got the new. Oh, and I keep getting this because I'm watching whatever on Disney plus I herald his return. Not bad, because there's a bit of a robotic.
[00:46:39] Speaker C: Yeah. They've put some phase on it, which is really nice.
[00:46:42] Speaker A: So I think they'll both be great. I love them both.
[00:46:44] Speaker C: I think she looks like a fantastic now as well.
[00:46:47] Speaker A: I think if you're not about that, if you're not a big fan of Superman, the ip, the actor won't bring you in. You know, we'd all go to film to watch a Leo movie.
[00:46:54] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:46:54] Speaker A: Even if you don't know who Paul Thomas Anderson is in his new film. And you go, I don't know who that is. Don't care for this film. But it's Leo.
[00:47:01] Speaker C: You're right. The opposite, isn't it? It's the idea.
[00:47:03] Speaker A: The opposite. Where you're there for the ip.
[00:47:05] Speaker C: I actually do think he looks like a fantastic super.
[00:47:07] Speaker A: He's put on 35 pounds of muscle and he really seems to be a friend to humanity, which is what Henry Cavills was never about. He was always meant to be an outsider.
[00:47:16] Speaker C: It's part of that darker era of superhero films as well, so. But I will say I think the other reason why it's a bit of a closer comparison is.
[00:47:23] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:47:23] Speaker C: James Gunn. And is it James Watt? Who's the guy that's done Fantastic Four? It's the one who did WandaVision in it.
Lilz, can you look at Fantastic Four for me, please?
[00:47:32] Speaker A: Oh, no, it's.
[00:47:33] Speaker C: I can't remember his name. He only directed a few episodes, but the Most. The best WandaVision episodes.
[00:47:40] Speaker A: He's the one who let. John Watts, I want to say. But he's the one who left it.
[00:47:44] Speaker C: No, he.
No, he did Spider man, didn't he? John Watts.
[00:47:48] Speaker A: Yeah. But he. He was initially on Fantastic Four. And then now he's not.
[00:47:52] Speaker C: Well, anyway, they've both gone retro, aren't they? And obviously James Gunn goes for the colorful very much. And just at the moment in pop culture, everything's back on retro and colorful. You know, it's colors back.
[00:48:01] Speaker A: Wolverine yellow.
[00:48:02] Speaker C: Yeah. Bright yellow. No one wants to see that in a blood red suit. Like so I do think it's a little bit. They. They're kind of similar is films. What's he. I can't read that for me. Matt. Can you say it?
[00:48:12] Speaker B: Shackman.
[00:48:13] Speaker C: That's not at all who I thought it was. But anyway, I personally feel like Fantastic Four is going to be a better film. But I do, through gritty teeth, agree that Superman's going to make more money. In fact, no, I tell a lie. I think it's going to sell more. But the gr. It's.
[00:48:28] Speaker A: It's. Oh, the total gross, like global.
[00:48:30] Speaker C: It's cost a lot more to make Superman on it.
[00:48:33] Speaker A: I would. I would definitely assume so. There's a. Remember every single.
[00:48:36] Speaker C: It's an insane budget, isn't it? I'm sure it was 3, 4 plus 100 mil.
[00:48:40] Speaker A: It will be. And also you always have to make sure the rule is to double for marketing.
[00:48:45] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:48:45] Speaker A: Is a typical.
[00:48:46] Speaker C: So if it's free, Superman's got to make a bill.
[00:48:48] Speaker A: If. Yeah. If it's 300 mil, it might be 600 total.
[00:48:51] Speaker C: It's more than capable of making a bill, by the way, as well.
[00:48:53] Speaker A: You're gonna have to zoom it every time because it's so 225.
[00:48:55] Speaker C: 225.
[00:48:56] Speaker A: So 225 double it. I read More than half a billion. Yeah, I would say so as well. I'd say it's more. But they're really pushing the market on this. Like their tick Tock is active, so.
[00:49:07] Speaker C: But the only reason I'm.
[00:49:08] Speaker A: But they need this to be a big. Because it's the first DC film they need this to bang.
[00:49:13] Speaker C: There's so much in the graphs as well in it. In the balance. Sorry. Like you seen, Matt Reeves has finally finished the Batman 2.
[00:49:19] Speaker A: Just gonna mention years.
[00:49:20] Speaker C: But like, I'm pretty sure that they've basically said that they're gonna keep that under wraps until they work out whether Superman's successful or not.
[00:49:27] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:49:28] Speaker C: Also whether we're even gonna get a new Batman. I mean, Barry Keon was the joker for 12 seconds in a cameo in the last film. And what's going on with the Joker now? I know you know all that kind of. But what I will say is I think Fantastic Four is here to resurrect the mcu. So I'm super, super hopeful about that. And the last thing I wanted to touch on, the Superman and Fantastic Four, I saw someone saying the other day, because James Gunn spoke about it, the massive comic book moment of a DC Marvel crossover has finally been not necessarily discussed. Someone asked James Gunn, didn't they?
[00:50:03] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:50:03] Speaker C: And he obviously was talking about the. The fact that it's impossibly hard to put together. But now he's in charge of dc.
[00:50:10] Speaker A: He'S cool with Kevin Feige.
[00:50:12] Speaker C: It's probably the closest we're ever going to get to them being friendly enough.
[00:50:15] Speaker A: But I think it'd just be more difficult with Warner Brothers and Disney as two competing studios. How on earth do you divide up.
[00:50:23] Speaker C: Yeah, costs. I mean, Sony and Disney aren't even mates and they're making money off the same person.
[00:50:28] Speaker A: And how on earth do you get these to go? Well, you're not featuring our carrots enough. Well, our character is too much of a villain. Well, ours. Not this. Well, you get too much of this, it's impossible financially, let alone story. Story is also hard. And it'd be the most these comic.
[00:50:42] Speaker C: Books about it, obviously. But it's more the fact that like, I mean, less so for DC because they're starting again and obviously it's kind of gone tits up for him when they've tried to do.
[00:50:49] Speaker A: Do. Yeah.
[00:50:50] Speaker C: Justice League run ups and then the big film. But for Marvel, they plan like 10 years in advance. They ain't gonna just like.
[00:50:55] Speaker A: No, they're throwing out anything.
[00:50:56] Speaker C: They ain't gonna tie all of their other films into just this, are they?
[00:50:59] Speaker A: No, no.
[00:50:59] Speaker C: But what my question was, if it happens, do you think it'd be the biggest film of all time?
[00:51:04] Speaker A: If they mark it properly? Yeah, I think it would be.
[00:51:06] Speaker C: It has to be really.
[00:51:07] Speaker A: I think it would be.
[00:51:08] Speaker C: That's another one. It's a bit like, well, Secret wars and. And Doomsday. It's gonna be like it needs to cross.
[00:51:14] Speaker A: I think you should go straight out of a comic. Don't try anything silly. Just do what people know.
[00:51:18] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:51:18] Speaker A: And Tried and Tested Stories, Dark side v Thanos, whatever. Do the mashups that work for the copies because they're all duplicates of each other. Yeah, we'll do like that. And it could work.
[00:51:29] Speaker C: And the last one.
[00:51:31] Speaker A: Go.
[00:51:32] Speaker C: We finally got a new Bond director, haven't we?
[00:51:34] Speaker A: We have Denis Villeneuve, which I think is a fantastic show. That'd be a stylish, stylish beautiful one.
[00:51:40] Speaker C: I've gone in just the space of a short few days of them announcing it, from being very excited to very concerned. Oh, I think it's the absolute best shout in the world. Giving it him.
[00:51:51] Speaker A: I think you said the wrong thing. Then you said, oh, go.
[00:51:54] Speaker C: He's not getting the final cut on it.
[00:51:56] Speaker A: That is concerning.
[00:51:57] Speaker C: Yeah, that is concerning Amazon and the. All the powers that be that have wrapped it all up.
[00:52:02] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:52:03] Speaker C: I'm basically saying he's not allowed the final edit on it. What's the point in giving it to Neville?
[00:52:07] Speaker A: I don't know why you would ever even let a studio head who doesn't know anything about movies, basically from the studio, go give it to Seth Rogen's character and go, here's your visionary director and go give it to him. And he can go, chop that, move that, keep that. Because what the hell does he know?
[00:52:24] Speaker C: Imagine nerfing one of the best directors and filmmakers that's ever lived.
[00:52:27] Speaker A: No, it's very, very. Certainly in modern times. So I don't understand it.
[00:52:30] Speaker C: I'm fucking well fuming at that, me.
[00:52:31] Speaker A: Yeah, it's very dumb. And it might cost him his. Maybe that's why Nolan didn't go for it. Because Nolan was heavily. Yes. Rumoured that he was into Nolan.
[00:52:38] Speaker C: Don't fuck with.
[00:52:39] Speaker A: No, he would never let him do that.
[00:52:40] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:52:41] Speaker A: And it's hence why every movie he gets his final cut because they go.
[00:52:44] Speaker C: I'm not doing it.
[00:52:45] Speaker A: He got seven out of 13 Oscars.
[00:52:47] Speaker C: Last for Oppenheimer, for arguably not even one of his top three films.
[00:52:50] Speaker A: Nope. I wouldn't say it is either. And they're just throwing him at him. So.
[00:52:54] Speaker C: So I really don't get it. But on that note as well, apparently his choice for Bond is Tom Holland.
[00:52:58] Speaker A: I did see that. I don't love that.
[00:52:59] Speaker C: I don't love that. I love Tom Holland.
[00:53:01] Speaker A: Same.
[00:53:02] Speaker C: Not for Bond.
[00:53:03] Speaker A: If your Bond isn't.
[00:53:04] Speaker C: Did you see the one where it was like, you'd be the first Bond for the girl to walk in and be like, oh, she's cool.
[00:53:09] Speaker A: That's not what we want. No, he's supposed to be confident.
[00:53:11] Speaker C: I love Tom Holland, but he's not that guy. I actually think. And that's why I wanted to ask you as well.
[00:53:16] Speaker A: Go on.
[00:53:17] Speaker C: I saw them talk about Jacob Elordi as well.
[00:53:19] Speaker A: Don't love it either.
[00:53:20] Speaker C: No, I don't love it either because he's a bit too much of a pretty boy.
[00:53:23] Speaker A: Not even that. It's espionage. You know, tall Jacob Lord he is.
[00:53:26] Speaker C: He's like 6:5.
[00:53:27] Speaker A: He's 6:5. How on earth is he even playing John Leonard?
[00:53:30] Speaker C: Walking through looking as beautiful as a unicorn. He's not getting away with anything.
[00:53:33] Speaker A: That's not espionage.
[00:53:34] Speaker C: Exactly. But that's why Daniel Craig was always my favorite. Because Daniel Craig was a good looking man. But he looked rough as.
[00:53:40] Speaker A: This is the thing that I saw.
[00:53:41] Speaker C: Someone say, you know, ugly but cool.
[00:53:43] Speaker A: This is something I said, someone said about it where they said Pierce Bronson, the one that most people, I say most people of our generation.
He was very good looking, very suave, but you couldn't believe he could fight.
[00:53:56] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:53:57] Speaker A: Because he was too good looking. Where Craig, he's basically cabbage ears. Yeah.
[00:54:01] Speaker C: Do you know what I mean? But he looks like an MMA fighter.
[00:54:03] Speaker A: Bond shouldn't have a Krispy Kreme hairline. It should be a bit like Craig's where it's a little thin, it's a little pushback because it's functional.
[00:54:10] Speaker C: Yeah. It's not about a real man.
[00:54:12] Speaker A: He's not putting moose in his.
[00:54:13] Speaker C: The average Joe.
[00:54:14] Speaker A: Do you know what I mean?
[00:54:15] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:54:15] Speaker A: I saw someone that said, obviously Aaron Taylor Johnson's the obvious pick. Obviously. Because he's the right build, stature, age. He shouldn't be young. Bond should be a seasoned veteran.
[00:54:24] Speaker C: I disagree.
[00:54:25] Speaker A: You're silly then.
[00:54:27] Speaker C: But not wholly. Because I actually think that Aaron Taylor Johnson's a great shout. And that was my number two until I thought of number one.
[00:54:34] Speaker A: Who's your number one?
[00:54:35] Speaker C: Daniel Kalua.
[00:54:36] Speaker A: No, Daniel Kalu is not here either.
[00:54:38] Speaker C: Really?
[00:54:38] Speaker A: No. He's also too short. He's too small.
[00:54:41] Speaker C: Daniel Craig's not a tall guy though.
[00:54:43] Speaker A: Daniel Craig's at least 6 foot, but I don't think.
[00:54:45] Speaker C: It's not like Superman. That feels his height isn't as important. I don't think it's not.
[00:54:48] Speaker A: But I just don't think he carries an intimidating presence.
[00:54:51] Speaker C: But I think he's acting. Chops is incredible. And his eyes alone, I've never seen an actor portray.
[00:54:57] Speaker A: Yeah, no.
[00:54:57] Speaker C: He's so much fear and intensity with just his eyes.
[00:55:00] Speaker A: Well worth it.
[00:55:01] Speaker C: Yeah. But even in like nope.
Like nope is like somebody put him on the map. Yeah.
[00:55:06] Speaker A: Significantly.
[00:55:07] Speaker C: No, no, no.
You're thinking of. You're thinking of. Get out.
[00:55:11] Speaker A: What did you say?
[00:55:12] Speaker C: Said nope.
[00:55:12] Speaker A: I thought, I was thinking nope's the.
[00:55:14] Speaker C: Third Jordan Peele one in it.
[00:55:15] Speaker A: Second.
[00:55:16] Speaker C: No, third.
[00:55:17] Speaker A: Sorry.
[00:55:17] Speaker C: But my point being, I love nope. But it's not. It's the third out of the three, isn't it? But even in that one, he's like. His face is just like monotone the whole way and his eyes perform the whole thing. I just think he's super intense.
[00:55:30] Speaker A: You know who I got for you though?
[00:55:31] Speaker C: Go on.
[00:55:32] Speaker A: For a Bond.
[00:55:33] Speaker C: Hit me.
[00:55:34] Speaker A: Will Poulter.
[00:55:36] Speaker C: That's a fantastic shout, isn't it?
[00:55:39] Speaker A: Now that he's got normal eyebrows. He's big. He's a tall. I don't know how. Google, please, Will.
[00:55:43] Speaker C: Pull my guy's blossom, doesn't he?
[00:55:45] Speaker A: He's at least my height, but he might be taller.
[00:55:47] Speaker C: He had the MCU effect.
[00:55:48] Speaker A: He had the mcu.
[00:55:49] Speaker C: A couple of nutritionists came in, put a bit of muscle on him.
[00:55:52] Speaker A: Oh my gosh. Pulled up Will Porter. A rugby union player.
[00:55:55] Speaker C: Yeah, the fucking linebacker for the jersey jockers or whatever.
[00:55:59] Speaker A: Pull to heights, please.
[00:56:00] Speaker C: Can you imagine watching Narnia 15 years ago and thinking that's gonna be bombed.
[00:56:04] Speaker A: Oh yeah, he's a Narnia. He's in the late ones, 188.
[00:56:07] Speaker C: He's a good looking man now as well.
[00:56:08] Speaker A: I'm 187, so he's taller than me.
[00:56:10] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:56:11] Speaker A: And he's broad. He's big, but he could play Bonds.
[00:56:16] Speaker C: He does look a bit, a little bit of like. He's got a youthful look, but I.
[00:56:19] Speaker A: Think if he dyed his hair darkers. He's got a lovely hemsworth thing going on right now.
[00:56:22] Speaker C: That's the one.
[00:56:23] Speaker A: Pause. But I think if he dyed his hair brown and you could have let him do a better roughed up. Do you know what I mean?
[00:56:31] Speaker C: Yeah, kind of. Well, I saw someone saying the other day and I'm gonna immediately get it wrong, but someone's talking about there's like three types of good looking guy. There's like one that's like. Looks like a bear.
[00:56:38] Speaker A: It's bear.
[00:56:39] Speaker C: Do you remember him then?
[00:56:39] Speaker A: Dog, Lizard.
Oh, Daniel. Who's the fourth one?
Rat. Thank you.
[00:56:49] Speaker C: Because ironically, like Daniel Craig. Hello, darling. Daniel Craig being it. What's your opinion?
[00:56:55] Speaker A: Who's you think? Nabi?
Will Poulter. Taylor Johnson, Daniel Kaluuya.
[00:57:02] Speaker C: Bark on your favorite Bond?
[00:57:04] Speaker A: Edward Elordi.
[00:57:06] Speaker C: Edward Elordi.
[00:57:07] Speaker A: Who's Edward A. Lordy.
[00:57:08] Speaker C: Jacob Elordi.
[00:57:08] Speaker A: Jacob Elordi.
Yeah.
[00:57:10] Speaker C: Because aren't they somewhat along the lines of like there's like rough looks like a lumberjack. That's the bear one. And then he's like, you know, clean cut and all that, blah, blah, blah. But I think willpower's got a bit of everything on it.
[00:57:20] Speaker A: Eagle again though. It's not right. It's eagle.
[00:57:22] Speaker C: Eagle, yeah. Because it was like the bold American blonde.
[00:57:25] Speaker A: Like that's what it is. It's like Gosling's an eagle lizard is ch.
[00:57:29] Speaker C: That was it. Yes.
[00:57:30] Speaker A: There is Jason Momoa.
[00:57:32] Speaker C: Oh, God. We've seen the same thing.
[00:57:33] Speaker A: And then dog is Heath Ledger.
[00:57:34] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:57:35] Speaker A: And they were like.
[00:57:36] Speaker C: Exactly.
[00:57:36] Speaker A: Others like, what's he called? Andrew Garfield. Fits in. Dog.
[00:57:41] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:57:41] Speaker A: Henry Cavill. Eagle.
[00:57:43] Speaker C: But he could be a bear as well.
[00:57:44] Speaker A: He could also definitely be bear.
[00:57:46] Speaker C: Speaking of which, we rewatched where I wasn't going to talk about Mission Impossible.
[00:57:50] Speaker A: All right, go on.
[00:57:51] Speaker C: Because we've still not watched the new one yet. But Lilz is caught up milkshakes in it. He is, yeah.
[00:57:56] Speaker A: Is he?
[00:57:56] Speaker C: He is, yeah. We've. We've not watched a new one yet, but I was going to say was we rewatched Fallout with Henry Cavill. Oh my God. Do you not think it's criminal he didn't get bond like five, 10 years ago?
Which is a tough thing to say because I'm glad we got more Daniel Craig. But like, did you know was born.
[00:58:11] Speaker A: Did you remember to notice when he's in the bathroom?
[00:58:13] Speaker C: Oh, it's two things in it. It's two shots.
[00:58:16] Speaker A: He reloads, his fist pocket disappears and his beard is a little bit shorter.
[00:58:19] Speaker C: But do you know why?
[00:58:21] Speaker A: Because two shots.
[00:58:22] Speaker C: Yeah, but he shrugs right in one shot and left in the other. And he passed it in there. Mad.
[00:58:26] Speaker A: Insane.
[00:58:27] Speaker C: And again with the segues talking about the shots. Have you finished the studio yet?
[00:58:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I finished it time ago. We finished it last two months.
[00:58:36] Speaker C: It's unbelievably good. Really sparse, unbelievably good. But the reason I wanted to talk about it, because we haven't talked about it on here.
I am very mucho confused because I've watched many an interview of Seth Rogen talking about the Wanna episode two, which was the fantastic one shot.
[00:58:51] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:58:51] Speaker C: In that sun kissed hour.
[00:58:53] Speaker A: Which wasn't a one shot.
[00:58:54] Speaker C: So this is what I was gonna say. So he says on. I think it's Zane Lowen at Apple. He was like, yeah. I'm gonna basically admit now. Well, they asked him, to be fair. He wasn't being coy about it. And he was like, no, it's actually four shots.
[00:59:05] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:59:06] Speaker C: Which to be fair is obviously still majorly impressive.
[00:59:09] Speaker A: I noticed two, so I could not catch the other two. They were invisible.
[00:59:13] Speaker C: It was. I only spotted two as well. I think one of them was when he fell over. You know, when he finds himself up the Obvious reason why they couldn't do four. Besides every other reason that it's impossible to pull together. He was obviously saying the fact that it's a half an hour episode to get like eight minutes of sunlight. It'd be impossible of it being the perfect sunset. But the other thing that confused me is, you know, do you remember Dak Shepard?
[00:59:33] Speaker A: Of course.
[00:59:33] Speaker C: So have you. Have you watched any of his podcasts?
[00:59:35] Speaker A: I've seen clips of it. Yeah.
[00:59:36] Speaker C: So that's pretty cool. But he was on there and he said no, it was a wanna.
[00:59:39] Speaker A: No.
[00:59:40] Speaker C: I was like, hang on a minute.
[00:59:41] Speaker A: I think you're just saying that.
[00:59:42] Speaker C: You're just saying that because Dax is dapping you up for being a one shot. No, it definitely sounds very mutual confused there.
[00:59:47] Speaker A: No, it definitely isn't. But it's quite the bit that I thought the first.
[00:59:50] Speaker C: Can't have half an hour of sunset.
[00:59:51] Speaker A: The face. The first time we watched it and they cut to the back when they cut went to the bathroom and there was a wash of wood.
[00:59:57] Speaker C: I thought that's from the door, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:00:00] Speaker A: And the only other one was when he says, let's do a zip cut and we can match it together. No one can tell and everyone.
[01:00:06] Speaker C: No, it's got to be a true one.
[01:00:07] Speaker A: And it does a zip cut from the director to him. And I feel like it was almost we need to do it and they actually do it to justify it and it fits perfectly.
[01:00:17] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:00:17] Speaker A: Do you mean.
[01:00:17] Speaker C: I do genuinely think it's been one of my favorite standalone episodes of TV that I've seen for a long time.
[01:00:21] Speaker A: Yeah, it's wicked. All of it though. I think it was this shot really, really well.
[01:00:25] Speaker C: Yeah, totally.
The other thing I wanted to ask.
[01:00:28] Speaker A: Go on.
[01:00:28] Speaker C: I saw this on Tips of the other day and I love this concept. Which Alien invasion from a movie.
[01:00:34] Speaker A: You've had the maddest jumps.
[01:00:36] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:00:37] Speaker A: This is just your brain just firing out.
[01:00:39] Speaker C: It totally is. But I thought this is the perfect clip.
[01:00:41] Speaker A: Sorry, carry on.
[01:00:41] Speaker C: Which alien invasion from a film is most realistic?
I think I'll take.
[01:00:51] Speaker A: I'll take ideas from the crowd.
[01:00:52] Speaker C: M. Night Shyamalan signs.
[01:00:54] Speaker A: I watched that in high school.
[01:00:55] Speaker C: And the other one maybe is War of the Worlds.
[01:00:59] Speaker A: No.
[01:00:59] Speaker C: And only one element from War of the Worlds, actually.
And it's how the aliens come everyone up for a week and then they get ill.
[01:01:06] Speaker A: Okay. Makes sense.
[01:01:07] Speaker C: Bacteria that they've not. Because we've like got millions of years.
[01:01:09] Speaker A: Of evolution, you know.
[01:01:10] Speaker C: I think it's gonna be something really Dumb like that, you know, I'd say.
[01:01:13] Speaker A: It'D be go on Independence Day, no warning. They come up and they just drill them.
[01:01:18] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:01:19] Speaker A: What's it called? It could be et, sure.
[01:01:21] Speaker C: But they won't be Google et. Yeah.
[01:01:29] Speaker A: Scary Movie where they piss out the fingers. If you see. It's Scary Movie three when they're doing a joke one on signs.
[01:01:34] Speaker C: That's why she needs a mic. What? That was.
[01:01:36] Speaker A: Oh, no. Because they do that in the mouths and like, that's how we say hello. And then, like, they kick them. They're like. That's how we say goodbye. They're so dumb. But, God, I love those.
[01:01:44] Speaker C: Rogue One, do you not think Signs, though, maybe? Signs, yeah, because it was like a.
[01:01:49] Speaker A: Little knife under the door to check.
[01:01:51] Speaker C: But there's one reason to tickle your. Your alien, fellow alien conspiracy heads.
[01:01:55] Speaker A: Go. Let me hear it.
[01:01:56] Speaker C: They do the little tic tac lights, don't they? They just appear over cities and everyone was like, yo, what's this?
[01:02:00] Speaker A: True. It's not about Charter.
[01:02:02] Speaker C: And then they, like, disappeared and they're all in everyone's fields.
[01:02:06] Speaker A: That's.
[01:02:07] Speaker C: Thank God that is on camera. Liam's just eating his dog's mouth.
[01:02:10] Speaker A: I tried to put it in my face. What do you think, Nabi?
[01:02:15] Speaker C: It's a roll take from Nabi. That.
[01:02:17] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know if I'm believing that. Go get some water. You're breathing heavy.
[01:02:19] Speaker C: I guess we'll move on.
[01:02:21] Speaker A: Should we get on to the. Our last one?
[01:02:23] Speaker C: One more I wanted to ask.
[01:02:25] Speaker A: Go.
As long as these are still going.
[01:02:29] Speaker C: They all going? Yeah, we're all good.
What should Star wars do next to resurrect the franchise? Oh, I saw a lot of people talking about it and I thought, I've got very mixed feelings.
[01:02:39] Speaker A: That's so funny. You say that and I can't. I've only just remembered a dream from last night. You know that.
Hold on. You know when someone reminds you of a dream? You know how Gosling is starring in, like, a starfighter pilot? I had a dream about watching the trailer for it.
No trailers dropped for that. Has it? I don't think it's even started filming.
[01:02:54] Speaker C: No, no, no.
[01:02:55] Speaker A: I think forget the whole Skywalker saga move.
They've said so many times, the stuff I film is a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
[01:03:04] Speaker C: Yep.
[01:03:04] Speaker A: Go. A long, long, long time ago in a galaxy further away. Give us someone else. Start brand new and afresh. You could not have a more rich tapestry of information.
[01:03:16] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:03:16] Speaker A: The only big One is Tolkien, where you could go. Yeah, it was just annoying that I was on the edge where you could start and just go afresh with brand new characters and it'd be the easiest job.
[01:03:25] Speaker C: It's typical. I mean, go elsewhere. You've absolutely hit the nail on the head. Because what's frustrating as well is you've.
[01:03:29] Speaker A: Rinsed it too much.
[01:03:30] Speaker C: That's kind of the reason how I asked again as well, because they already said, that's it for Skywalkers after Rise of Skywalker. That's it for Skywalker.
[01:03:37] Speaker A: And they went, raise back.
[01:03:38] Speaker C: Two minutes later, raise back. She's got her own trilogy.
[01:03:41] Speaker A: No one has for that.
[01:03:42] Speaker C: No one gives a.
It's so irritating. But the other reason I was asking is because obviously we're about to.
Maybe from time of recording, by the time the next film, we might have a Mandalorian and Grogu trailer, likely because I think it's coming out in D23 in it.
[01:03:55] Speaker A: But, yeah, it could be.
[01:03:56] Speaker C: I actually don't know if that's going to be any good or not because I love the Mandalorian same. But the biggest problem with the Mandalorian is that there were six episodes that could have been two.
[01:04:07] Speaker A: Yeah. And it's always a.
[01:04:08] Speaker C: He's gone to pick some milk up.
[01:04:10] Speaker A: We need to help. And they go, cool, you need to go help my bro out. This chap. And he goes and helps him and he goes, there you go. Here's that thing you wanted.
[01:04:17] Speaker C: What are they gonna do for an hour and a half, two hours?
[01:04:19] Speaker A: I really don't know because there's a lot.
[01:04:20] Speaker C: I just worry it's gonna be a lot of space filling.
[01:04:22] Speaker A: It's already like a movie in itself. Each episode is like its own movie because it's so big and so well done.
[01:04:28] Speaker C: Exactly. So to actually conclude, I completely agree with you. Why is there not more Old Republics? Do you remember the Old Republic game?
[01:04:34] Speaker A: No.
[01:04:34] Speaker C: I do trailers or I want like a Count Dooku prequel.
[01:04:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:04:40] Speaker C: Or a Yoda prequel. If you're gonna do the characters we already know.
[01:04:44] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[01:04:44] Speaker C: Do the ones that we. That have never been told before.
[01:04:46] Speaker A: They do that ages ago, animated ones, and deliver great stories. You go do that.
[01:04:51] Speaker C: Was it. Wasn't it like a bit of a what if stuff?
[01:04:53] Speaker A: Essentially, it was not Star Wars Visions. That's the anime one. It was Star Wars.
[01:04:58] Speaker C: I know what you mean, though. There was. Each episode was.
[01:05:00] Speaker A: I can't remember, but it was one with.
Oh, I've got to really scratch my knowledge base. It. What's the one called Nabi that they talk about in. In episode two when he goes and visits the Camino army and he says, oh, this was ordered by.
[01:05:14] Speaker C: Oh, what's his name?
[01:05:15] Speaker A: And he was the one who was seeing visions and going mentally.
[01:05:17] Speaker C: I know you mean. I know you mean. Look, I don't even bless her. Not even gonna know what to Google there.
[01:05:22] Speaker A: I can't think of what his name is.
Got it.
[01:05:26] Speaker C: Well done. Well done. He's not the tall head dude, is he?
[01:05:28] Speaker A: No, he's not. He was the one who Jedi was seeing visions of. Of. Of the stuff. And then he was with Dooku and he tried warning Yoda. Yoda was like, it's chill. It's fine. There's not even any stiff here. And obviously very much was, yeah, do that.
[01:05:39] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, do that. Do you not think the acolyte was so close to that?
I thought the acolyte was a bit disappointed.
I.
[01:05:48] Speaker A: If. There's no way.
[01:05:48] Speaker C: This is what I mean.
[01:05:49] Speaker A: It did have the best fight scenes.
[01:05:51] Speaker C: It did. That was what I was gonna say. Some of the best fight scenes. I've literally watched from modern day Star wars, and I thought, what's her face from Matrix? I forgot a name.
[01:06:01] Speaker A: Trinity.
[01:06:02] Speaker C: Trinity.
[01:06:02] Speaker A: Whatever name is in this.
[01:06:03] Speaker C: Do you not think it was the most disappointing thing in the world? Oh, the biggest polarizing scene.
Because the first 10 minutes, the first episode was like, oh, my God, we're getting like, Matrix, Star Wars.
[01:06:12] Speaker A: She's touching blades.
[01:06:13] Speaker C: So sick.
Gets murked immediately. Yeah.
[01:06:15] Speaker A: Yeah, she does. Go drink water then if you're tired.
[01:06:19] Speaker C: He's talking to the dog, by the way. For our audio listeners.
[01:06:22] Speaker A: Yeah, sorry. This for the audio listeners. This has been.
[01:06:25] Speaker C: This has been chaos.
[01:06:27] Speaker A: Watch this on YouTube.
[01:06:28] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:06:28] Speaker A: We should have warned you at the start. Go to YouTube, because you're gonna have to.
[01:06:31] Speaker C: To watch the dog roll around. So we'll watch Danielle twerk in front of the camera.
[01:06:36] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:06:36] Speaker C: You might even see Lil's.
[01:06:38] Speaker A: Just.
[01:06:38] Speaker C: Why are you doing asmr? Lil's is just as I'm talking, trying to eat and drink down a microphone.
[01:06:43] Speaker A: She's.
[01:06:44] Speaker C: What she doesn't realize is she's failed the audition to replace Splinter. Today.
[01:06:48] Speaker B: I bring the comedy.
[01:06:49] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:06:49] Speaker C: Dad gets a girl.
[01:06:52] Speaker A: Because we've got. Still.
[01:06:53] Speaker C: We had other things, but we held up.
[01:06:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:06:55] Speaker C: Would you like to introduce it? You said, yes, I will.
[01:06:57] Speaker A: So Sam came to me with an idea that I thought was great. It is.
[01:07:00] Speaker C: We haven't. It wasn't our idea.
[01:07:02] Speaker A: It wasn't our idea. He stole it.
[01:07:04] Speaker C: But we Want to put our spin on it?
[01:07:05] Speaker A: Podcast does best. We go.
[01:07:06] Speaker C: Absolutely.
[01:07:06] Speaker A: We like that. We're of it. It was seven Wonders of the World UK edition. And we're not talking places, we're talking.
[01:07:13] Speaker C: Quintessential staples, of course.
[01:07:15] Speaker A: British things. But I've. I said I've gone down nostalgia lane for mine. Okay, we'll go one after another. You're my first one. You ready?
Dressing like a Tudor on a primary school trip.
What more British is there than that?
[01:07:28] Speaker C: That's fantastic.
[01:07:29] Speaker A: Every British school did it. It doesn't matter where you were schooled. In Aberdeen.
[01:07:33] Speaker C: Did you ever go to, like, just some local.
[01:07:35] Speaker A: Yeah, of course.
Of course I did.
[01:07:37] Speaker B: Were you made to come into school as a.
What you call that.
[01:07:43] Speaker C: Did you plan this sentence before you started?
[01:07:44] Speaker B: No, sorry, I started and I couldn't finish.
[01:07:46] Speaker C: Well, you came from the Forest of Dean, didn't you, so.
[01:07:48] Speaker B: But everyone was already dressed as what you called them.
Oh, what's the word? With a little suitcase in the brown box.
[01:07:55] Speaker C: Oh, Children of war.
[01:07:56] Speaker B: Yeah.
And they used to change all of our names. My teacher changed everybody's name to be a. A name of the time. And because she didn't like me, she called everybody else names that were relevant to the their name. So if their name was Charlie, she'd call them Charlotte. If their name was, you know, Eden, she'd call them Edith. She decided.
She decided that Lily had no Victorian name, not like Lily in war name. So she named me Patience because she had no patience for me.
[01:08:26] Speaker C: Classic Victorian name.
[01:08:27] Speaker A: Yeah, classic Victorian name.
[01:08:29] Speaker C: If the Victorians were in West Africa.
[01:08:31] Speaker A: I'll tell you, I went to school with six black people called Patience.
[01:08:34] Speaker C: Exactly.
[01:08:34] Speaker B: So she changed my name to Patience because she had no patience for me.
[01:08:36] Speaker A: So that is crazy. But no, I do remember that, though.
[01:08:38] Speaker C: That is such a good one. Very good.
[01:08:40] Speaker A: Go. What's yours?
[01:08:41] Speaker C: I put platform 13 on Piccadilly station that said.
[01:08:44] Speaker A: That's not British though. That's just Mancunian.
[01:08:47] Speaker C: Yeah. What? Where's Manchester, Liam?
[01:08:49] Speaker A: I mean, probably we used to be the thingy. All right, fair. No, I can't do that.
[01:08:52] Speaker C: That's a pretty staple. Anyone who's from at least the north.
[01:08:56] Speaker A: Not even just missed their train because they've got. Where am I? I've got two minutes. That's fine. Thirteen I've missed.
[01:09:01] Speaker C: Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Cross post codes on the other side of the train station.
[01:09:04] Speaker A: That's fair. That's a good one.
Next one year, six benches.
[01:09:08] Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
[01:09:09] Speaker A: I told you all mine are not nostalgia. League.
[01:09:11] Speaker C: So he specifically.
[01:09:13] Speaker A: There you go, you made it out. Year five. You've been sat on your ass for.
[01:09:17] Speaker C: Your knees for four years in key.
[01:09:18] Speaker A: Stage one and two.
[01:09:19] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:09:20] Speaker A: Year six, you're the big dogs now.
[01:09:21] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
[01:09:22] Speaker A: You look down upon them.
[01:09:23] Speaker C: Yeah. Spitting on the year Fives.
[01:09:24] Speaker A: The darkness in your heart first arose because you went, fantastic. I'm better than everyone else.
[01:09:29] Speaker C: That's where a couple of Tories were born in it.
[01:09:31] Speaker A: It has to be, because you're like, they're on the floor.
[01:09:34] Speaker C: I'm not gonna lose it.
[01:09:35] Speaker A: No. Until you go to high school, I.
[01:09:37] Speaker C: Don'T care that you don't have it.
[01:09:38] Speaker A: At the bottom of the food chain.
[01:09:39] Speaker C: Totally great point, Danielle, if you didn't hear it said. It's funny how you think Tories were in public.
[01:09:46] Speaker A: It's a very good point. She's. She worked in my primary school.
[01:09:49] Speaker C: While you were there. Yeah. Pause, pause, pause.
[01:09:52] Speaker A: Not while I was there.
[01:09:55] Speaker C: And I realize you might be the one person who's not going to get this because you don't drive. Obviously I don't drive, but, like, you don't really, like, go on long distance journeys in the car much.
What did you say?
[01:10:06] Speaker B: He's essentially saying you don't go out.
[01:10:08] Speaker C: No, I'm not. I mean, just. Even though I don't drive with gigs and stuff.
[01:10:11] Speaker A: Go on.
[01:10:11] Speaker C: It's the house in the middle of the M62.
[01:10:13] Speaker A: Oh, I know what that is.
[01:10:14] Speaker C: Yeah, I thought you would.
[01:10:14] Speaker A: I know exactly what that is. Yeah.
[01:10:16] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:10:16] Speaker A: That farmer who was like, oh, man, Opa's house.
[01:10:19] Speaker B: And it's a good northern relevance, though.
[01:10:25] Speaker C: I've got 21 on my list.
[01:10:27] Speaker A: We will. Give me a break. Next one.
Earning your pen license in primary school. Mine are also such throwback.
[01:10:35] Speaker C: Can I piggyback on that? Swapping pens.
[01:10:37] Speaker A: No, no.
[01:10:38] Speaker C: Swap pens.
[01:10:38] Speaker A: No, you can hold on with this one because. No, when you were the pencils and you had to do your. Obviously your handwriting. And then when you've done it, you'd.
[01:10:45] Speaker C: Go, handwriting, red pen with the blue on the end.
[01:10:47] Speaker A: Yeah. You'd earn. You've got your license.
[01:10:50] Speaker C: That felt like gold in your head.
[01:10:51] Speaker A: That was good. You're in Year six, you're on the benches and you got a red pen.
[01:10:54] Speaker C: Your bollocks are swinging low.
[01:10:56] Speaker A: Life is good.
[01:10:57] Speaker C: They haven't dropped yet, technically, but they're swinging. Sweet low. Sweet chariot.
[01:11:01] Speaker A: That's my next one. Go. Off you go.
[01:11:02] Speaker C: My next one's British. Bul.
[01:11:04] Speaker A: We've got the first British thing in there. That isn't just super specific to you. British bulldog. Yeah, of course.
[01:11:10] Speaker C: Do you not remember playing British Bulldog?
[01:11:11] Speaker A: Of course I do.
[01:11:12] Speaker C: Do you remember? And every school ended up banning it because someone definitely broke their arm like falling over or scrapping on the playground like that.
[01:11:19] Speaker A: That's a good one.
Next one. Nativity performance. Tea towel on head.
Thank you. Everyone has been in nativity performance and at some point has not played one of the. The three quintessential characters.
[01:11:35] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:11:36] Speaker A: I guess one of wise men, Mary, Joseph and everyone else is just a tree or a shrub.
[01:11:41] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:11:41] Speaker A: Or like you're a stone.
[01:11:42] Speaker C: Well, I was gonna say. Yeah, piggybacking on that.
Characters that don't exist.
[01:11:46] Speaker A: Nothing says year old Jerusalem like tea tower on head.
[01:11:50] Speaker C: There's a unicorn in the corner because.
[01:11:52] Speaker A: Hold on, pause.
[01:11:53] Speaker C: Go on.
[01:11:54] Speaker A: Did you say I played a bourbon once.
[01:11:55] Speaker B: A bauble in the nativity.
A Christmas pudding.
I was a star David.
[01:12:02] Speaker A: See that's a real job. Star of David.
[01:12:04] Speaker C: And at least it was involved.
[01:12:05] Speaker A: I'm confused. While you're playing a Christmas bauble before.
[01:12:07] Speaker B: Christmas I had a sick up for my mum. Made it out of card.
[01:12:11] Speaker A: Your teacher called you Patience and was.
[01:12:13] Speaker B: Yeah, I think I probably.
[01:12:14] Speaker A: You can really tell who went to.
[01:12:15] Speaker C: The school in the middle of nowhere.
[01:12:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Because our experiences in school seem somewhat normal and together.
[01:12:21] Speaker C: Got a mate who's playing a pigeon in the nativity or some shit like that.
[01:12:23] Speaker B: That was a Christmas pudding.
[01:12:26] Speaker A: That is so. Yeah, I played a course. Like.
[01:12:30] Speaker B: 12 people in your school?
No, 30 per class.
[01:12:33] Speaker C: How?
[01:12:34] Speaker A: Yeah, how?
[01:12:35] Speaker C: In such a small area. Really.
[01:12:36] Speaker A: Oh good.
[01:12:37] Speaker C: How many was in your year?
[01:12:38] Speaker A: Six.
Less than that.
[01:12:41] Speaker C: 15, 20, I reckon.
[01:12:42] Speaker A: I would say so.
[01:12:42] Speaker C: But you went to primary school. Where did you. Obviously you were always moving. But where was your primary school? Or did you go to more than.
[01:12:48] Speaker A: One Russian like city center.
[01:12:49] Speaker C: So there must have been loads.
[01:12:51] Speaker A: But it's also saturated. There's bear primary schools, of course. Like James's primary school is less than half a mile from my primary school.
[01:12:57] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:12:58] Speaker A: And he lived there so he would have come to my.
[01:13:00] Speaker C: Yeah, that's nuts.
[01:13:00] Speaker A: His was mega though. 600 kids, two tiers.
Massive primary school.
Crazy. Anyway, I love. She pulled a picture of the tea towels.
[01:13:10] Speaker B: Up yours. Didn't even have 30 per class.
[01:13:13] Speaker A: No, ours was a pretty low key school. Low key budget and that.
[01:13:16] Speaker C: Fantastic.
[01:13:17] Speaker A: Go on, what's your next?
[01:13:17] Speaker C: It's my turn then.
[01:13:18] Speaker A: Yeah, go on.
[01:13:20] Speaker C: Selecting your Christmas presents from the Argos catalog.
[01:13:22] Speaker A: That's a banger. And I'm so annoyed. I Didn't get it. What?
That's a great one.
[01:13:27] Speaker C: I. I wish I could do that.
[01:13:29] Speaker A: We've spoken. Me and Dan has spoken about this. That is the joyous millennial memory.
[01:13:33] Speaker C: They're missing out, aren't they?
[01:13:34] Speaker A: And you would circle with a colored pen.
[01:13:37] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:13:37] Speaker A: And you will know green is Sam, Lily is red. Whatever. And you would go this and this. And I would write down a sheet, the code number and page number.
[01:13:44] Speaker C: I want to be 86 for Christmas.
[01:13:47] Speaker A: Robot dog, remote control car, whatever.
[01:13:49] Speaker C: Yeah. It sees 364 where you go and get it me.
[01:13:52] Speaker A: I'm so mad I didn't get that one. Cuz that's a class one.
Next one playing Club Penguin or Habbo Hotel on the family computer.
[01:14:00] Speaker C: Is it your sister that still plays that?
[01:14:02] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:14:04] Speaker A: That is mental.
[01:14:04] Speaker B: Do you ever play Bin Weevils?
[01:14:06] Speaker A: I know of the name, but I didn't play that.
[01:14:08] Speaker C: I'm so sad you said yes then. Cuz that I. I've heard the. Was that.
[01:14:12] Speaker B: Recognize it when I.
[01:14:15] Speaker C: The rodent weevils.
[01:14:16] Speaker B: Do you remember this guy? Bin Weevils.
[01:14:18] Speaker A: No, I've heard it.
[01:14:18] Speaker B: I never played little things that lived in bins.
[01:14:22] Speaker C: Harry the hamster.
[01:14:25] Speaker A: Harry the Hamster. I do know as well. But you forget we're a little older than you are. But it's playing games like that on the family computer because you never had your own.
[01:14:33] Speaker C: Yes, of course. Oh my God.
[01:14:34] Speaker A: Yeah, it was in your dining room. In it.
[01:14:37] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
[01:14:37] Speaker A: It was next to your table because that was just a normal place in the living room because that's where you put that giant like beige box that was there.
[01:14:44] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:14:45] Speaker A: Slow as hell.
Don't use the phone while I'm on that computer because I'm playing Habbo Hotel.
[01:14:50] Speaker C: Yeah, don't use me Internet speed.
[01:14:52] Speaker A: That's what I mean.
[01:14:54] Speaker C: Doggy, come watch your next. What I was also gonna say, do you remember in Four Lions when the are communicating via Club Penguin.
[01:15:03] Speaker A: Oh, I've not seen that film in so long.
[01:15:06] Speaker C: I was watching it the other month and that's literally how they talk about their nominated role.
[01:15:09] Speaker A: Riz Ahmed is.
[01:15:10] Speaker C: Yeah, and he's brilliant in it. Squat jogging.
[01:15:12] Speaker A: Not chickens, brother.
[01:15:14] Speaker C: They're not rabbits, but they're chickens.
[01:15:15] Speaker A: And also Nandor the Relentless.
[01:15:17] Speaker C: Relentless. Yeah, yeah. I still see him as Bone Jacket.
[01:15:20] Speaker A: And yeah, I know he's great Face Jacket.
[01:15:22] Speaker C: What was that massive BBC drama that was recently he did?
[01:15:25] Speaker A: The Phone Shop is what you're thinking of. He's in Phone Shop as one of the like rival Phone stores.
[01:15:29] Speaker C: He's like a salesman but no the one. Where is it Fez? The guy who dies running through the field with a sheep and blows up a load of sheep? Yeah, yeah Is that. That's Fez.
[01:15:38] Speaker A: Yeah he's in loads of BBC.
[01:15:39] Speaker C: Michelle Keegan. That one. That was where. Oh I don't even mind.
[01:15:43] Speaker A: No, no. Yes.
[01:15:43] Speaker B: Our girl.
[01:15:44] Speaker C: Yeah. Was it?
[01:15:44] Speaker A: It is. It is. No, no, it's one where her husband. She sees in the camera.
[01:15:48] Speaker B: Yeah, she.
[01:15:49] Speaker C: It turns out she shot her husband, didn't it? Spoilers.
[01:15:54] Speaker A: Anyway, next one. Is it mine or yours?
[01:15:57] Speaker C: Can't remember yours I think I said.
[01:15:58] Speaker A: Argos catalog playing bogeys.
[01:16:00] Speaker B: Fool me once. Sorry.
[01:16:03] Speaker C: For me once. Thanks though.
[01:16:04] Speaker B: No worries.
[01:16:05] Speaker C: Go again.
[01:16:05] Speaker A: Playing bogeys. Bogies.
[01:16:08] Speaker C: It's on that Dick and Dom.
[01:16:09] Speaker A: Dick and Dom.
[01:16:11] Speaker C: That bogeys.
[01:16:11] Speaker A: That's the only reason me and my brothers were ever wake. She wrote touching bogeys.
It's the only reason we would ever wake up in an early Saturday morning. Cuz I remember it's only like 10am.
[01:16:22] Speaker C: Or something to watch in the.
[01:16:23] Speaker B: In the bungalow on the BBC like something like that.
[01:16:28] Speaker C: Don't remember him saying on the BBC.
[01:16:29] Speaker B: Yeah, that's how it went at the start of the show.
[01:16:30] Speaker A: Don't do the theme tune. It was close to that.
[01:16:32] Speaker C: Can you do it near the mic? Oh it even matter.
[01:16:35] Speaker A: She don't remember it either. But that was a. And I was so mad that it got cancelled. I remember watching the last ever episode cuz they cancelled it right as I turned old enough to go on the show. Why have you typed in Arthur?
[01:16:46] Speaker B: It's also a great show.
[01:16:47] Speaker A: It's also a great show.
I've been sure that's quintessentially British as well.
[01:16:53] Speaker B: Sorry.
[01:16:54] Speaker C: Quintessentially British. Big Tesco trip post 10pm oh that's an interesting one. Feels like you're going to Alton Towers and you're basically going to buy a chocolate bar.
[01:17:05] Speaker A: Yeah, and it's quiet.
[01:17:07] Speaker C: Dave used to do that pretty much every night as students.
[01:17:10] Speaker A: It's a good one.
[01:17:11] Speaker C: Yeah, even.
[01:17:11] Speaker A: Even in Big Tesco Shout. That's a good one.
[01:17:14] Speaker C: Oh my God. What? We're segwaying today. Shouting bogeys in the big tesco post 10pm Love it. You could do that right now and it'd be fun.
[01:17:22] Speaker A: My last one and it's a get all minor down nostalgia lane. I love that we haven't had any of the similar ones go into the year six disco. Two juice tokens and a flame shirt.
[01:17:32] Speaker C: We're singing the cha cha slide Lambo number five.
[01:17:35] Speaker A: What that's your first night out as a youngster?
[01:17:38] Speaker C: Heartbroken.
[01:17:40] Speaker A: That was out of town. Yeah.
[01:17:41] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:17:41] Speaker A: Flame shirt Guy Fieri. Spiky.
[01:17:45] Speaker C: You've probably got dip dyed.
[01:17:46] Speaker A: You've probably. That kid.
[01:17:47] Speaker C: Unfortunately that was actually on my list.
[01:17:48] Speaker A: Temporary spray.
[01:17:49] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:17:50] Speaker A: And then your two juice tokens and I don't remember what the deal was with sweets. If you. It was like financial.
[01:17:55] Speaker C: You're not allowed much of them though. Because it's more because they don't want 12 year olds with E numbers running around.
[01:17:59] Speaker A: Makes sense.
[01:18:00] Speaker C: Punching each other.
[01:18:01] Speaker A: So knee sliding.
[01:18:02] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:18:02] Speaker A: In your new flame shirt.
[01:18:03] Speaker C: It's genuinely. That is on there somewhere. That one kid whose mum dip dyed his hair. That was on there because that was me because my mum did it. It looked cool. Tried to do it again. Got worse.
[01:18:11] Speaker A: Mom always sprayed so like do my hair and I would say like get me a green or red and just spray it so I look like Justin Timberlake. And it was.
That's my list.
[01:18:20] Speaker C: I've got a couple of school ones then having to wear piss stain pants. If you forgot your PE kit.
[01:18:25] Speaker A: Oh that is rough. I would. I don't think I ever turned up.
[01:18:28] Speaker C: Looking like some kind of.
Did you know when. If you ever forgot your PE kit and you just have to go into the. The drawer.
[01:18:34] Speaker A: I don't think I ever.
[01:18:35] Speaker C: You just have to go into the drawer and it'd just be like my favorite. You'd look like a cross dressing guinea pig or something.
[01:18:40] Speaker A: I don't think I ever forgot it for that reason. I knew underwear was. Yeah, they did that. My school.
[01:18:44] Speaker B: School.
[01:18:45] Speaker C: Sorry.
My school's crazy for making.
[01:18:49] Speaker B: Sorry. Where's the best in the blooming child line?
[01:18:55] Speaker C: Yeah. Was the teacher.
[01:18:57] Speaker A: Listen, you're younger than us. That's. Yeah, this is true.
[01:18:59] Speaker C: Listen. I remember being pantless but like.
[01:19:02] Speaker A: No she's right.
[01:19:03] Speaker C: Not past reception.
[01:19:04] Speaker A: Under.
[01:19:05] Speaker C: Not past reception.
[01:19:06] Speaker A: Yeah, she's right.
[01:19:07] Speaker B: If you got. You forgot your PE kit.
[01:19:09] Speaker A: Oh yeah. Did you have gymnastics in the hall in your vest and underpants and. And it would be normal. There's a teacher who's a grown grown adult just watching you and your vest and underpants. Crazy times.
[01:19:20] Speaker B: Kind of weird.
[01:19:21] Speaker A: In my.
[01:19:21] Speaker B: The P kit in year seven in my high school for the girls only was a leotard that like fully like went up up your bottom and you weren't allowed to wear shorts with them. Just have to wear like this like.
[01:19:34] Speaker A: What age is this?
[01:19:35] Speaker B: Year seven. So 11 and 12.
[01:19:37] Speaker A: Do you want to repeat that? Just because I don't know if that.
[01:19:39] Speaker C: Can you repeat it?
[01:19:40] Speaker A: I don't want to repeat it. In Daniel's school in Year 7, aged 11, leotards, like swimsuit. Leotard style. You were doing it as a full class. That was your P for gymnastics.
[01:19:55] Speaker C: Weren't allowed to wear shorts.
[01:19:56] Speaker A: Not allowed to wear shorts is insane.
[01:19:58] Speaker C: Check the teacher's hard drive. That is messed. That is, man.
[01:20:01] Speaker A: I hate to sound like the old guy here, but that's just growing up in the 2000s in school.
[01:20:06] Speaker C: Game's gone. That's what your game is.
[01:20:07] Speaker A: Gone.
Woke agenda. Now everyone's wearing long pants.
Oh, I was going to.
[01:20:13] Speaker C: Well, on the same vein, rolling the TV on a trolley.
[01:20:16] Speaker A: I was going to put that on there. I was going to put the rolling.
[01:20:19] Speaker C: Usually like the last week of term when no one gives.
[01:20:21] Speaker A: That was a real special this week. Then going forward, you'd worked hard with your handwriting pens and you've gone, you've done your homework because, my God, you were watching a VHS movie of Casper on a Friday afternoon.
[01:20:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:20:34] Speaker A: All Roots, like Roots on an afternoon. But yeah, holes. I remember it well.
[01:20:40] Speaker C: I've also got Gemma Collins smashing the face on Dieting on Ice.
[01:20:43] Speaker A: I don't feel like it's quintessentially British.
[01:20:45] Speaker C: I wanted to put a moment of live TV in there that went Gino.
[01:20:50] Speaker A: Saying that his grandma would have been a bike if she had wheels.
[01:20:54] Speaker B: No, I'm not going to the accident.
[01:20:55] Speaker A: Don't do the accent because it will be really racist.
[01:20:57] Speaker C: It kind of saved me because I did it.
[01:20:59] Speaker A: No, but yours would have been accurate, which means it would have been fine.
[01:21:01] Speaker C: All right. Yeah.
[01:21:02] Speaker A: Hers would have been a different country, which is what would have been.
[01:21:04] Speaker C: Yeah. If Gino was from Pakistan, because you're awful. Like, that was the other one. Oh, yeah. Guy at the corner. Corner shop calling you boss.
[01:21:14] Speaker A: No, because you call him boss. You don't call you boss.
[01:21:16] Speaker C: No. Do you not remember growing up the first time the guy at the corner shop called your boss or big man or something like that and you walked out with the biggest hard on.
First of all, I saw so many tick tock comments saying that.
That's quite a male thing, I guess.
[01:21:29] Speaker A: Calling me big man. That's crazy. But two now I don't ever remember that. Maybe it's because my. My memories.
[01:21:35] Speaker B: I just got called Big Baps every time I went in there by the news agents.
[01:21:42] Speaker A: All right, Bips there for you, Lucas. Go on. Yeah, crazy. No.
[01:21:46] Speaker C: Well, that's because you Were dressed as a Christmas bauble.
[01:21:50] Speaker A: Patience name tag on you. Yeah.
[01:21:51] Speaker C: L. You'll like this one. I put Gloucester service station.
[01:21:54] Speaker B: Gloucester as an actual location.
[01:21:56] Speaker A: Service stations as a whole I think is a great one.
[01:21:58] Speaker C: Have you heard of that one? The one that's like within.
It's like within a hill, isn't it?
[01:22:02] Speaker B: Underneath semi underground. This is a great one.
[01:22:05] Speaker C: People drive from all over the country to go and see it. It's got like proper restaurants in there and stuff. I've only ever been there on the way on gigs and tours.
[01:22:11] Speaker A: All of that is nice.
[01:22:13] Speaker C: Unbelievable. Eco friendly.
[01:22:15] Speaker A: I've never seen that.
[01:22:16] Speaker B: Yeah, come down. Come down. My parents and we'll go down there.
[01:22:20] Speaker A: Would have been nice now if you did that 50 minutes ago.
[01:22:23] Speaker C: Yeah. With literally minutes left of the podcast now. Be sat.
[01:22:27] Speaker A: And what else you got?
[01:22:28] Speaker C: I had a couple of ones like links Africa in school.
[01:22:31] Speaker A: No, I think that's fine.
[01:22:32] Speaker C: I think that's a lot and more. And. And as an extension of that it being in your like stocking for Christmas always. I still. My auntie Joe still buys me a link and she knows I don't like it.
[01:22:41] Speaker A: But buy me like.
[01:22:43] Speaker C: And it's funny.
[01:22:44] Speaker A: Haven't seen me in years. And they have no obligation to do that. And yet they get. I get one kind enough so I never have to buy spray because I've got enough over Christmas to last me throughout most of the year. Yeah. Crazy.
[01:22:55] Speaker C: And my last one is Poundland not being a quid anymore.
[01:22:58] Speaker A: That's a brilliant one.
[01:23:00] Speaker C: And same with pound Bakery.
[01:23:01] Speaker A: I think it's disgusting that it's up. What are you doing?
[01:23:03] Speaker C: That's. The game's gone. That game's gone.
[01:23:06] Speaker A: What do you mean? You're selling paint for four quid. You should be selling stuff.
[01:23:09] Speaker C: Do you remember you used to walk around £ I got how much is this? And they look at you like knob ed. How much you think it is?
[01:23:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:23:13] Speaker C: Now it's worth asking.
[01:23:14] Speaker A: Yeah, it is.
[01:23:14] Speaker C: What about when you're going, you're going pound Bakery used to be like two state bakes for ATP. I said now it's like two for two quid.
[01:23:21] Speaker A: It was one for ATP, two for a pound. Which.
[01:23:22] Speaker C: Come again?
[01:23:23] Speaker A: It makes sense.
[01:23:24] Speaker C: We'll have a look. Of course we'll have a look.
[01:23:25] Speaker A: Of course we'll have a look.
[01:23:26] Speaker C: You're telling me it's more than a quid? You should be called 1 pound 80 bakery.
[01:23:29] Speaker A: Ridiculous absurd behavior.
[01:23:33] Speaker C: I think it was. Yeah.
[01:23:35] Speaker A: Cool.
[01:23:35] Speaker C: I did just put weather spoons in.
[01:23:36] Speaker A: General as well, Nabi's front and center on the main shot.
[01:23:41] Speaker C: Nabi's like eyeing the camera down.
I also had Raven for like a kid's show.
[01:23:46] Speaker A: I love that. Not that. So Raven. Sorry, Raven is in the salt course. One with. Yeah. Have you seen him recently? The guy aged fantastically.
[01:23:54] Speaker C: Yeah, we re watched that in first year of university.
[01:23:59] Speaker A: We should do it like a classic 2000s TV program shows.
Is he the. You've done a horrible job.
[01:24:08] Speaker C: An actual Raven.
[01:24:10] Speaker A: Everything I've asked, she's. She's managed to get the wrong version.
[01:24:13] Speaker C: He looks like Rylan Clark there.
[01:24:15] Speaker A: He does look a bit like.
[01:24:17] Speaker C: That was another one I would suggest someone I saw on someone's comments. It was when Ryland Clark was crying in.
[01:24:21] Speaker A: I watched that year. No, you joking? You joking?
[01:24:25] Speaker C: Screaming his face down. Thank you.
[01:24:27] Speaker A: That's good. He's ginger in real life, you know.
[01:24:30] Speaker C: Is he.
[01:24:30] Speaker A: Do you think his hair's jet black?
[01:24:31] Speaker C: Well, I obviously didn't think it was jet black, but he's not giving ginger, is he?
I just turned to Rylan Clark screaming on the inside.
[01:24:39] Speaker A: Crazy.
[01:24:39] Speaker C: That is fantastic. Right, should we get that to seven?
[01:24:43] Speaker A: No way. Because they're all. Not one should be caught. Not one of those could be caught. They're all.
[01:24:48] Speaker C: Yeah, I think so. I did that. Yeah, we got Dick and Dom in there as well. I did put flyaway footballs at break times. Remember the ones that were just like.
[01:24:54] Speaker A: Made of paper or the sponge ones where they'd soak up water, they'd be rock hard and if you licked one you thought would be soaked and then someone gets hit.
[01:25:02] Speaker C: You've been waterboarded by last lesson. Someone's got Sandiko on the forehead.
[01:25:05] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[01:25:06] Speaker C: Imprinted.
[01:25:07] Speaker A: Because it's a great one.
[01:25:08] Speaker C: Absolutely blasted. Yeah, I'm happy with that.
[01:25:12] Speaker A: Great. Close it out.
[01:25:13] Speaker C: So who said British culture is dead?
[01:25:15] Speaker A: Who said British culture is dead when we've got.
[01:25:19] Speaker C: The parachute?
[01:25:19] Speaker A: Well said, Daniel.
[01:25:21] Speaker C: Do you know why that's even better as well?
[01:25:23] Speaker A: Because what a treat.
[01:25:24] Speaker C: Did you ever come when our good friend Dan Pinder did the burial in picture games?
[01:25:28] Speaker A: I was never there for.
[01:25:29] Speaker C: Were you never there for the parachute one?
[01:25:31] Speaker A: Never. I missed four.
[01:25:33] Speaker C: Managed to source one from school. Had a huge one up in the garden. And it was just the best feeling.
[01:25:37] Speaker A: In the world doing that and then doing it and then going inside and.
[01:25:39] Speaker C: We had actual drinking games for it.
[01:25:41] Speaker A: That is class.
[01:25:41] Speaker C: Oh, game's gone, man.
[01:25:43] Speaker A: Game is gone.
[01:25:44] Speaker C: Game is absolutely gone.
[01:25:45] Speaker A: Bill's got introduced game.
What the hell is Shaws.
[01:25:49] Speaker C: Lil's is just googling shorts is like shark horses and stuff.
[01:25:54] Speaker B: I think Splinter would be proud of my efforts.
[01:25:56] Speaker A: He's gonna watch this episode. I'm gonna make him listen to it.
[01:26:00] Speaker C: I'm genuinely gonna not cut anything, Nabi, because people need to know how hard work this was.
[01:26:05] Speaker A: It really was.
[01:26:07] Speaker C: Why are you calling the dog now?
[01:26:09] Speaker B: Because I'm closing now.
[01:26:09] Speaker A: I'm closing it out with Navi. Okay, thank you all for listening and tuning in.
[01:26:13] Speaker C: Absolutely.
[01:26:13] Speaker A: We said we're gonna do a partner's episode, so they're on this side of the camera.
[01:26:17] Speaker C: Lil, stop talking. We're trying to sign out and you're rapping down the mic.
[01:26:20] Speaker A: Stop and don't do it in the mic.
[01:26:21] Speaker C: Fucking LL Cool J's rapping down the mic while Liam's trying to sign out.
It's fine, it's fine. Liam, please.
[01:26:28] Speaker A: We're gonna have a partners episode where you bring them both on. Wherever you're watching this, please leave a comment on ideas of.
[01:26:33] Speaker C: We want to do more silly stuff, don't we?
[01:26:35] Speaker A: We do want to get into our silly bag because we serious sometimes.
[01:26:38] Speaker C: Yeah. As we've said, we've got some. As we said, we've got some cool guests lined up, but we want to keep going with us just being daft and having full. Yeah, big bark, big girl.
[01:26:48] Speaker A: Right?
[01:26:49] Speaker C: Get the women on. Get more friends on. Let's be daft.
[01:26:52] Speaker A: Let's be daft. Sam, where can they find you?
[01:26:54] Speaker C: They can find us on TikTok, on Instagram, on Spotify, on all your streaming services.
This one's going back on YouTube again. Nabi, you've been quiet all day. Shut your fucking mouth.
Okay, this is going to be either a really fun one or a really terrible one.
[01:27:12] Speaker A: Yeah, 100%.
[01:27:14] Speaker C: That's up to you. Let us know.
[01:27:15] Speaker A: I'm looking at whatever she's posting.
[01:27:16] Speaker C: What are you fucking googling now?
I can't even.
[01:27:19] Speaker A: She's just put six bumble eggs just for the meme, right?
[01:27:25] Speaker C: The way she's laughing about 12 foot away from the microphone.
[01:27:27] Speaker A: This is the longest intro.
I hate it.
[01:27:31] Speaker C: Thanks for listening to the Feel Weird podcast. I've been Kid Blue artist. That's Meloni png. Thank you. Good night.
[01:27:37] Speaker A: Thank.
[01:27:43] Speaker B: Had a great time.
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