Episode Transcript
[00:00:12] Speaker A: Oh, there we go again.
Right, go on then. So, yes, thank you everybody for coming.
This is. I can't get over how cute this is, everyone.
[00:00:20] Speaker B: I gotta get on this side.
[00:00:21] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like setting me back a.
[00:00:22] Speaker B: Little bit while you carry on going.
[00:00:24] Speaker A: Are you gonna do one of those, like, photos?
[00:00:25] Speaker B: No, you keep going, though. Go on.
[00:00:26] Speaker A: Step on stage and.
[00:00:27] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:00:30] Speaker A: So this is very intimate. Thank you. Is that the. Is that the DJI knocking stuff over? Anyway. Right then, Splinter, we take it away with the intro for us.
[00:00:42] Speaker C: First question of the week is who would last longer in a zombie apocalypse?
[00:00:46] Speaker B: Are we going straight in like that? No. Introduce introduction to what's going on here.
[00:00:50] Speaker A: Oh, wow. Bloody hell.
[00:00:51] Speaker B: No, we can do it. We can do that.
[00:00:53] Speaker C: I was not the one to do the intro. There's no.
I just read the questions.
[00:00:58] Speaker B: We're on the clock running back. I thought we were doing a thank you for coming and well. But we'll save it to the end.
[00:01:03] Speaker A: Did anyone else hear me say thank you for coming four times?
[00:01:05] Speaker B: It wasn't enough. We'll save it to the end. Save it to the end. Carry on then. Sorry, Splinter. Go ahead. Go again.
[00:01:10] Speaker C: You want me to repeat the question?
[00:01:11] Speaker B: Repeat, please.
[00:01:12] Speaker C: This is a tough one. Who would last longer in a zombie apocalypse?
[00:01:16] Speaker A: It's a hands down me. Liam's gonna deny that.
[00:01:19] Speaker B: Let's not get silly now. Let's not get silly.
[00:01:20] Speaker A: And just because he's twice the size of me. Don't be fooled.
[00:01:23] Speaker B: That's the exact reason why, though. What are the reasons, Liam?
[00:01:25] Speaker A: I asked you two labels 20 times today and you forgot I had other jobs to do. Do you think you're gonna be like.
[00:01:30] Speaker B: Businesses coming at you, forgetting stuff isn't essential in a Z be apocalypse. I'll be fine.
[00:01:34] Speaker A: Staying alive. Forgetting stuff isn't essential.
[00:01:37] Speaker B: No, it'd be.
[00:01:38] Speaker A: All right, well, this sums it up.
[00:01:39] Speaker B: So he was an easier target and I'm faster. So it would make total.
[00:01:44] Speaker A: The harder they fall.
[00:01:45] Speaker B: Yeah, fair valid. Carry on.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: Yoda's 900 years older.
[00:01:48] Speaker B: You know what we should have done for anything that we say had a mix of cards so we can actually agree or disagree.
[00:01:53] Speaker A: Well, there you go. Go on. Everyone else who's going to survive longer, Liam.
[00:02:00] Speaker B: That'S at least 80% of the room.
[00:02:02] Speaker A: Are you blind?
[00:02:03] Speaker B: Obviously I am. Are you blind?
[00:02:05] Speaker A: I can't like seven people.
Right, good. Me, everyone. Yeah, man.
[00:02:10] Speaker B: He's got two hands up for starters. So. Yeah, I don't know.
[00:02:14] Speaker A: Twice as correct. Well, thanks.
[00:02:16] Speaker B: He would last longer Than both of us.
[00:02:17] Speaker A: He would. Yeah, but that's not the question, is it?
[00:02:19] Speaker B: They're not catching.
[00:02:20] Speaker A: Athletic in every sense. He's got a six pack. I've got no chance compared to manic.
[00:02:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Sorry. Split. Come on.
[00:02:25] Speaker A: Next question.
[00:02:26] Speaker C: What is the most frustrating conspiracy theory you know of God?
[00:02:31] Speaker B: We can't get crazy now.
[00:02:32] Speaker C: Anyway, Size. I just heard to my right, by.
[00:02:34] Speaker B: The way, because they've all heard it too much. Anyway.
Frustrating meaning.
[00:02:39] Speaker A: Yeah. What kind of frustrating?
[00:02:40] Speaker B: I guess, like give me these answers.
[00:02:43] Speaker C: That you want to know the answer that bad. Like it's itching to know what it is.
[00:02:48] Speaker A: Oh, it's got to be aliens on it.
[00:02:50] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's too broad, and we know that already.
[00:02:52] Speaker A: Well, that's true.
[00:02:53] Speaker B: It's the perfect.
[00:02:53] Speaker A: If you've been listening, it's the easy.
[00:02:54] Speaker B: Option, which we've mentioned a few times.
[00:02:56] Speaker A: That's a great show.
[00:02:57] Speaker B: Pyramid of Giza.
[00:02:58] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:02:59] Speaker B: How old it is and how it got there, that has to be the answer.
[00:03:01] Speaker A: Cleopatra was born more closer to the invention of the iPhone than the building of the pyramids.
[00:03:08] Speaker B: Correct.
[00:03:08] Speaker A: She's from ancient Egypt, so that's the one we want. Makes sense.
[00:03:11] Speaker B: Yeah. Send me back. Give me the answer.
[00:03:12] Speaker A: It doesn't make sense.
[00:03:13] Speaker C: It's in a regular episode. I'd fact check that, but we just have to move on to question and believe.
[00:03:17] Speaker B: I mean, if anyone's got. Nobody knows if anyone's got a better answer. I'd love to hear it if someone comes.
[00:03:22] Speaker A: Jesus Christ was born close to the invention of the iPhone and the pyramids as well.
[00:03:26] Speaker B: No, I think you're off on that one.
I don't know, actually.
[00:03:30] Speaker A: Are you joking?
[00:03:31] Speaker B: Let's keep it running.
[00:03:31] Speaker A: Is everyone nearly 10,000 years old? And you know, here it is, Liam. It's 2025.
So Jesus Christ was 20, 25 years ago.
[00:03:40] Speaker B: Right, gotcha.
[00:03:41] Speaker A: There you go.
[00:03:43] Speaker C: If you're on Mastermind, what would your chosen topic be?
[00:03:49] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, don't be doing that.
Easiest one. Do you want to go first? You want me to go first?
[00:03:53] Speaker A: Yeah, you go.
[00:03:54] Speaker B: He's a. Yeah, Someone already said it. It's NBA, which is only 77 years old now.
[00:03:59] Speaker A: Easy enough. Yeah.
[00:04:02] Speaker B: U.S. office. That's a lock for me as well. That's a lock.
[00:04:06] Speaker A: It's too much in the office for me.
[00:04:08] Speaker B: The same reason of the Simpsons, even though they're 37 seasons. I feel like I would take a good.
[00:04:13] Speaker A: You're fresh off watching that, though.
[00:04:14] Speaker B: I am. If I'm 30, 37 seasons and James is on my Team. I feel like I'm doing all right.
[00:04:19] Speaker C: Cuz he's a big solo game.
[00:04:20] Speaker A: I was going to say solo game.
[00:04:22] Speaker B: Whatever then. Well, give me those, though. Give me those. Those three or so. And I'm do.
[00:04:26] Speaker C: I'm coming up like a blend of all three. Like either.
[00:04:29] Speaker B: I'll run them one after another. That's fine as well. That's fine.
[00:04:32] Speaker A: Back to back, back to back wins.
[00:04:34] Speaker C: The treble win. That's how it's got to be.
[00:04:36] Speaker A: Man United. Come on.
[00:04:37] Speaker C: Just straight Man United.
[00:04:38] Speaker A: Yeah, I would clean up. Absolutely clean up. But then again, when we were on a quiz team in Cheetah Hume, we won against 15 other teams of Triad just off the music round. So, yeah, it's gonna have to be. I mean, I've got defense from Adie over there from listening to songs. The quiz, I would get them quicker than he was actually cheating under the table. When we did the quiz at cheerleading.
[00:04:58] Speaker B: It was to make sure that you.
[00:04:59] Speaker A: Were getting him right and I was quicker than. Shazam. So I'm gonna say, I love that you said that.
[00:05:02] Speaker C: You've also won, like the game and also cheated in the game.
[00:05:06] Speaker A: We technically won cleanly because I beat the cheat.
[00:05:08] Speaker B: Also. You're being really big balls here. James was on your team and he was also giving answers as well.
[00:05:12] Speaker A: Yeah, of course.
[00:05:13] Speaker B: Let's not. It wasn't just you.
[00:05:14] Speaker A: James ain't fucking sat up here though, is he?
[00:05:16] Speaker B: He's there.
[00:05:17] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:05:18] Speaker B: Carry on.
[00:05:19] Speaker A: He gets credit behind closed doors.
[00:05:20] Speaker B: Yeah, carry on. Carry on.
[00:05:22] Speaker C: The last question of the week I've got for you, similar to the last one, is if you're on a TV game show, which one would you choose to, like, try and win? Like what? Like what do you think?
[00:05:30] Speaker B: I've got two straight away.
[00:05:32] Speaker A: Can we go for ones that are no longer in existence? Because I think the deal and ordeal's a piece of piss.
[00:05:39] Speaker B: You're getting washed on deal. And it's also a bit arbitrary. You might pick up the wrong box. I know, but it's all part of it.
[00:05:45] Speaker A: It's basically. It's like, no, it's not 50.
[00:05:47] Speaker B: It's nothing.
[00:05:47] Speaker A: Like, they'd be losing a lot of.
[00:05:50] Speaker C: Money if it was a 50. 50 game.
[00:05:52] Speaker A: Yeah, but you're going in with nothing, so.
[00:05:54] Speaker B: No, the right answer. Total wipeout. Pre knee. Pre knee injury for you as well. Total wipeout. And Taskmaster, Is that for me? No, for me. I'm saying you do well on that as well. But Taskmaster as well. Oh, 100%. 100% I keep doing that now. Sorry.
[00:06:11] Speaker A: Keep doing that. And then looking at Danielle go, yeah, I'm actually stuck there. I was good. Pointless. I've been doing.
[00:06:19] Speaker C: That was what I was thinking of.
[00:06:20] Speaker A: I've done a lot of tick tock Pointless.
[00:06:22] Speaker B: Which one's Pointless? Ben Shepherd.
I'm dead serious. I don't know which one Pointless is.
[00:06:27] Speaker A: I don't know. You know. Wait, isn't it the tall dude with the glasses.
[00:06:32] Speaker B: Someone I keep hearing?
[00:06:33] Speaker C: Yeah, he's the guy.
[00:06:34] Speaker A: Richard Osman.
[00:06:35] Speaker C: Yeah, Richard Osman is the guy beyond the computer. But the guy.
[00:06:37] Speaker B: Oh, you better get.
[00:06:38] Speaker A: He's like chubby Steven Merchant, isn't he?
[00:06:40] Speaker B: He is just as smart. Oh, you got to get the 1% answer. Is it like, not the most. It's reverse Family Feud. You're getting the least common answer in it. Yeah, okay, calm.
[00:06:51] Speaker C: You've got to answer the question and give an answer that no one else.
[00:06:55] Speaker A: That was my F Pop master. What's that music? Oh, yeah, go on. I'll have that one there. Is that a real thing?
Have I showed my age? There are the three people in the room that get that, like. Oh, yeah, we get Pop Master.
[00:07:09] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know that one either.
Yeah, yeah, it's the time.
[00:07:16] Speaker A: Yeah, Go on and tell us what we're doing then.
[00:07:17] Speaker C: All right, so you've got a game planned, which is technically Mr. And Mrs. All Star.
[00:07:22] Speaker B: Mr. And Mrs. Hence the chocolate, Mr. Blue.
[00:07:24] Speaker C: But it's Mr. Mister, isn't it?
[00:07:25] Speaker B: Right. Should we do blue on right hand, pink on left. So basically the point of the game is that Splinter's gonna read out.
[00:07:32] Speaker A: Just thought that.
[00:07:33] Speaker B: No, we're gonna have to put him down. We're gonna have to put him down. Splinter's gonna read out, go left on pink, and then right on blue. Splinter's gonna read out who's are more this or that. And blue is Sam. So both do blue, it's him blue, and then pink, it's me, even though he's wearing pink.
[00:07:46] Speaker C: So do you know why it's pink for you, Liam?
[00:07:48] Speaker B: Why?
[00:07:49] Speaker A: Oh, please run it back.
[00:07:51] Speaker C: Someone got that?
[00:07:52] Speaker B: Yeah, someone's listening.
[00:07:53] Speaker A: So let's pretend we're not all friends and just pretend that you're just fans. Only fans. And you don't actually know us. Not only fans.
[00:07:58] Speaker B: That's different.
[00:08:00] Speaker A: The same three people didn't get that one. Actually.
[00:08:02] Speaker C: That's not smart.
[00:08:04] Speaker A: So our most famous clip is famous for many reasons, but one of them. So how many comments was it? We did this in the last episode, I think, like it was about 800. No. There was like 000 comments. 800. And we did the stats and well over half of them were calling him a pink beanie. Gay boy.
[00:08:22] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:23] Speaker A: They were not even joking.
[00:08:24] Speaker B: Get rid of that gimp.
[00:08:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it was. Get rid of the gimp. Yeah.
Yeah. Honest to God. It was just atrocious. He was taking a battering.
[00:08:32] Speaker C: It was. Yeah.
[00:08:32] Speaker B: Not want it since.
[00:08:33] Speaker A: Yeah. And the other 20 were calling me a liar. So, you know, I got a bit of flack as well.
[00:08:37] Speaker B: Hate us because he ate us.
[00:08:38] Speaker A: Yeah. That's why he's pink.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: Let's do it. So do you want to start them off? So we're gonna go eyes closed for as well because we don't want to see what the other person's putting up. And then Splinter's gonna give a little ding or a little buzzer, which might honestly pierce everyone's ears in the back there because that's where it's coming from. Do you want to give us a little test?
[00:08:56] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:08:56] Speaker A: So what's the correct answer?
[00:08:58] Speaker B: Because you might have to turn this down.
[00:09:00] Speaker C: Oh, it's not going through.
[00:09:03] Speaker B: Stop doing that here.
[00:09:07] Speaker C: Really loud. Really?
[00:09:09] Speaker B: I don't want to hear the buzzer.
[00:09:10] Speaker A: Okay. Oh, yeah.
[00:09:10] Speaker C: The buzzer's a lot louder, isn't it?
[00:09:12] Speaker B: All right, well, let's just hopefully get a lot of them right then.
[00:09:16] Speaker A: So. Wait. Oh, God. I thought we got off then. So.
[00:09:19] Speaker B: Oh, that's not too bad. Not for me. Over here.
[00:09:22] Speaker C: A lot worse earlier, wasn't it?
[00:09:23] Speaker B: It was a lot worse. Right.
[00:09:25] Speaker A: Silent. And then.
[00:09:26] Speaker B: So put the mics down when we need a scrap. Or scrap. Because inevitably it's going to happen.
[00:09:30] Speaker A: Just pick one up at a time. You've got two hands.
[00:09:32] Speaker B: No, no, it's not how it works. You're going to hold one in one.
[00:09:35] Speaker C: Hand when you have two, one on each leg.
[00:09:39] Speaker A: I think it's just me. Are you making this hard?
How else are you going to talk?
[00:09:43] Speaker B: How are you going to do it with your eyes closed then, you muppet?
[00:09:45] Speaker A: What do you mean?
[00:09:46] Speaker B: How are you going to do it with your eyes? Because the point is you're going to hold up one. That's why we've got two.
[00:09:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Then I'll go like that.
[00:09:51] Speaker B: But you won't know because your eyes will be closed.
[00:09:53] Speaker A: Why are my eyes closed?
[00:09:54] Speaker C: Do that. Because you're not supposed to. Then just flip it.
[00:09:57] Speaker A: Why are my eyes close?
[00:09:58] Speaker B: Because that's the point of the game. You're not supposed to. Right. Allow it. Then we'll do that.
[00:10:02] Speaker A: Then we don't do. We don't do logistics.
[00:10:04] Speaker C: It takes me three minutes. I'm a face this way then.
[00:10:07] Speaker A: So that's facing you guys, then.
[00:10:09] Speaker B: Go on, then.
[00:10:10] Speaker C: Okay, I'll get who is the biggest yapper.
[00:10:14] Speaker A: Come on. I'll be honest.
[00:10:17] Speaker B: I actually picked up the wrong one. I meant to pick him. I already picked up the wrong one. It was the ping that threw me.
[00:10:22] Speaker A: Some time we did something like this.
[00:10:24] Speaker B: I know. I remember now. Go on.
[00:10:26] Speaker A: Just changes the rules.
[00:10:27] Speaker B: I forgot the colors. Carry on.
[00:10:29] Speaker A: What was his favorite takeaway? And I was like, kfc. And he went, oh, nah, chicken.
[00:10:32] Speaker B: Yeah, but I forgot that's how we were doing it.
[00:10:34] Speaker A: The same thing.
[00:10:35] Speaker B: I didn't. We were doing food group. I didn't know what we were doing.
[00:10:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I didn't get the point for that, by the way.
[00:10:39] Speaker B: Yeah, of course you did. Right. Go on. Sorry.
[00:10:40] Speaker A: So did he mean to save me?
[00:10:42] Speaker B: I meant to say, I believe so.
[00:10:43] Speaker C: You want me to give you a ding? Because you technically got run back the ding. Thank you.
[00:10:47] Speaker A: As long as you don't get a point for it.
[00:10:49] Speaker B: We're not doing points.
[00:10:50] Speaker C: Okay, so competitive something.
[00:10:52] Speaker B: All right, go on.
[00:10:54] Speaker C: Who is the latest to things?
[00:10:57] Speaker B: I'm on my own.
[00:10:59] Speaker C: You're late to things.
[00:11:00] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:11:01] Speaker C: Oh, did I say that?
[00:11:02] Speaker A: See, that's tough because we both have partners that are late.
[00:11:04] Speaker B: On our own then. On our own.
[00:11:06] Speaker C: If it's just us, you're both meeting me somewhere.
[00:11:10] Speaker B: Okay, fine.
[00:11:11] Speaker C: Let's do it, though.
[00:11:12] Speaker B: Who's later?
[00:11:13] Speaker C: Who's later?
[00:11:14] Speaker B: All right.
[00:11:14] Speaker C: Okay, fine.
[00:11:14] Speaker B: Let's go.
[00:11:15] Speaker A: It's just us too. Okay.
I respect you because it's definitely me.
[00:11:25] Speaker C: Sticking to your guns, though.
Who is easier to piss off?
That was quite easy.
[00:11:35] Speaker B: Yeah, that was not a hard one.
[00:11:37] Speaker C: This one might be easy. Who's a keyboard warrior?
[00:11:47] Speaker A: Oh, come on.
[00:11:48] Speaker B: Are you. Are you trying to be joke?
[00:11:50] Speaker A: Are you trying to combat the pink gimp thing for the.
[00:11:53] Speaker B: That's for my honor. I had to do that. You're different. That's different.
Everyone here that knows you knows that you're lying. Now, if you're doing that.
[00:12:01] Speaker A: I am a keyboard warrior, but you are more. That's the point in it.
[00:12:04] Speaker B: Oh, you're a little twerk you. Right?
[00:12:06] Speaker C: Go on if you don't know. Sam and Liam got really close by playing War Zone, so this question is for that. Who's better at code?
[00:12:13] Speaker A: In our prime.
[00:12:15] Speaker C: No, in our prime.
[00:12:17] Speaker A: Now we're both going to knee injury.
[00:12:18] Speaker B: Now he's washed.
[00:12:19] Speaker C: I'll set the scene. Right.
[00:12:20] Speaker A: I Am washed. I know I am washed now.
[00:12:22] Speaker C: 1V1, Russ.
[00:12:23] Speaker A: 1V1. I won every time.
[00:12:25] Speaker B: He's just not listening to the game, is he? Are you holding up one?
[00:12:29] Speaker C: Yeah, he is holding them up.
[00:12:31] Speaker A: Well, I knew he was never going to admit that, was he?
[00:12:33] Speaker B: Of course not. Let's not. Come on, let's not get silly now.
[00:12:35] Speaker C: That's the next live event. A 1v1, I think.
[00:12:37] Speaker B: Let's not be silly now.
[00:12:38] Speaker A: The stats don't lie.
[00:12:39] Speaker B: Let's not be silly now.
[00:12:41] Speaker A: There's a list on his note somewhere of the. Of the 1v1s. Because he's like that and I wasn't. I was in the lead, so.
[00:12:47] Speaker B: But the thing is.
[00:12:48] Speaker C: Bring up the receipts.
[00:12:49] Speaker B: I'm running heartbeat sensors, so I can't take you seriously.
[00:12:51] Speaker C: So who has the better fashion sense?
It's not nice, this one. I'm very sorry.
[00:13:04] Speaker B: Are you up or something?
[00:13:07] Speaker C: I mean, I haven't got a boy.
[00:13:10] Speaker B: What did you put?
[00:13:11] Speaker A: I put me.
[00:13:12] Speaker B: You. I put us both.
[00:13:14] Speaker C: I haven't got a buzzer for when they do that.
[00:13:17] Speaker A: Don't R him. He's changing the rules. This is the.
[00:13:19] Speaker B: But that was literally what we're talking about. That was an opportunity to actually show some love. And you just.
[00:13:23] Speaker A: Oh, thank you. But you know.
[00:13:24] Speaker B: You know what? I'm cheating. So we'll see how the rest of the game goes then. Go on.
[00:13:28] Speaker C: Who has the best shoe collection?
[00:13:30] Speaker A: Oh, that's. Oh, I don't know. You know. No, this was an obvious one, but I think I might have overtaken him.
[00:13:38] Speaker C: I think you've given away your answer, though.
[00:13:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm gonna. No, I'm gonna be fair.
[00:13:43] Speaker B: Okay. You got one up.
[00:13:44] Speaker A: Yeah.
That's only fair. He's been in the game because you've.
[00:13:48] Speaker B: Got more variety, but I've got stuff that I know that you don't have as well.
[00:13:52] Speaker A: Totally.
[00:13:53] Speaker B: So it's valid. But okay. Thank you for that.
[00:13:55] Speaker A: Been running this shit for longer than.
[00:13:56] Speaker B: You know. What? I know it really annoyed her. I just clocked out. Sorry to bang that. I just clocked. This is episode 23 and I'm not wearing Jordans. That's an assassination on my own character. What a muppet.
[00:14:06] Speaker C: I realized that we didn't even do the.
[00:14:07] Speaker B: I know. I deserved that picture of it.
[00:14:10] Speaker A: Also, basically go and explain the next one.
[00:14:11] Speaker C: Who would survive longer on a strand stranded on an island.
It's different to zombies as well, so.
[00:14:18] Speaker A: I've got a good answer for it, though.
[00:14:23] Speaker C: I've already got the sound loaded up.
[00:14:25] Speaker A: Is he still.
Now, the only reason I'm saying this, I'm half your size, mate. That means half the calories.
[00:14:31] Speaker B: So I actually did consider that. I thought that to be the case.
[00:14:33] Speaker A: I can eat mussels off the rocks, like on Bear Grylls, the island, for weeks before you do.
[00:14:38] Speaker B: Yeah, you know what? You might be right, then, but you're a picky. Are you, though? You're one of them guys.
I'll be all right. No, that's what I'm saying.
[00:14:49] Speaker A: He takes tomatoes off his burger and you think he's gonna eat snails.
[00:14:52] Speaker B: Who wants that on their burgers, though?
[00:14:54] Speaker A: Come on.
[00:14:54] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's what I mean. Yeah.
We didn't go to Greece, Spain.
[00:15:04] Speaker A: I didn't eat. I don't remember eating chicken nuggets once.
[00:15:06] Speaker B: No, but you didn't. You didn't exercise your power.
[00:15:08] Speaker A: I didn't eat fish. Fish is grim. I'll have nothing said otherwise.
[00:15:12] Speaker B: Thank you.
[00:15:12] Speaker A: That was it. I didn't get. I didn't eat fish and I got assaulted for it for a week.
[00:15:18] Speaker B: Go on, Splinter, keep it going.
[00:15:19] Speaker C: Who spends the most money?
[00:15:22] Speaker A: Look around the room.
[00:15:23] Speaker B: Yeah, let's not be selling alcohol. It has to be. It has to be.
[00:15:27] Speaker A: It's fair.
[00:15:28] Speaker C: Who's more likely to be arrested.
[00:15:34] Speaker B: By accident? But it's by accident. It was by accident. You're in the kind of places where you're bound to get arrested, though, because you're out gigging and stuff, innit?
[00:15:42] Speaker A: I got arrested in the street for a scooter.
[00:15:45] Speaker B: Yeah, that was crazy.
That's the whole point, not having a driving license. Scooter snatched by the police.
[00:15:51] Speaker A: Does anyone not know this story?
[00:15:53] Speaker B: Jesus.
[00:15:53] Speaker A: Money's unfriendly, Dicker.
[00:15:55] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:15:56] Speaker A: I will do it very, very quickly because we did cover on the podcast. I had an electric scooter, just a little runner out ones. And I got pulled over by some undercover cops. Yeah, man. In broad daylight. And they like. And I ignored him at first because. Thought, he's not talking to me, is it? And then he pulls me over and he goes, you got your driver's license and registration? I went, for what?
[00:16:16] Speaker B: Yeah, you thought he was joking. You thought he was having you on. You good joke. Off as a cinema.
[00:16:21] Speaker A: I genuinely laughed. And they looked at each other and laughed. And that. That was the. Looking back. That was the moment. They went, we've got this guy. We've got him. We've got him. He's a mug. We've got him. And they were like, yeah, we're on some. We're on some basic operation for the next three days trying to catch people on scooters without licenses.
[00:16:36] Speaker C: They got you.
[00:16:37] Speaker A: I was like, what?
[00:16:38] Speaker B: I don't think so.
[00:16:39] Speaker A: It wasn't actually the law yet, but they were trying to wrap it up quickly.
[00:16:42] Speaker B: Did you see a badge?
[00:16:43] Speaker A: Yeah, they were coughing.
[00:16:44] Speaker B: Okay, can I get some insult for the faith?
[00:16:46] Speaker A: My friends have him.
[00:16:47] Speaker B: That's the first thing.
[00:16:49] Speaker A: When I told them, I was like, hang on, I'm going to be late because. Because I've just nearly been arrested. She went, are they actually police?
[00:16:54] Speaker B: Valid question.
[00:16:55] Speaker A: So the two people that know my best question, like, fool enough to just get robbed in the middle of the street. You what?
[00:17:02] Speaker B: You're an over exaggerator.
[00:17:04] Speaker A: All right, I got robbed. The story's alike. It was coppers, man.
[00:17:07] Speaker B: Right? Should we keep it going on? Let's keep it going.
[00:17:09] Speaker C: Who can handle their booze better?
[00:17:14] Speaker B: All right.
[00:17:15] Speaker A: I do think he drinks less, though, to be fair.
[00:17:19] Speaker C: Who's the. Who is the stingiest?
[00:17:21] Speaker A: Oh, come on.
[00:17:25] Speaker B: Yeah, I knew it wasn't going to.
[00:17:26] Speaker C: Be who's the better cook?
[00:17:30] Speaker B: Don't even. Let's not be silly now. Yeah, let go.
It's not a conversation. You know what?
[00:17:36] Speaker A: Right? Do you know what?
[00:17:37] Speaker B: Yeah, you catch up.
[00:17:39] Speaker A: You do the pots or you cook? And according to her, I do neither. So one of them's a lie. Neither one of them's a lie.
[00:17:47] Speaker C: Who has a better music taste?
[00:17:49] Speaker A: Better music taste?
[00:17:50] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:17:50] Speaker A: Oh, well, that's not fair, is it? Because.
No, I don't mean it like that. I mean, he's gonna say himself. He's gonna say himself.
[00:17:57] Speaker B: Listen, your thing is. Now listen, listen. I totally respect. Because you're a musician, you're short. I respect it. That's the right answer. And I would also back myself, but your. Your things a little more.
It's not as. It's not as diverse. You know what I mean? Your playlist is not as diverse. You listen to more music than me, no question. And more varieties within that, but genre wise, you're not listening to you.
[00:18:18] Speaker A: I'm not like busting Time to say Goodbye by Andre Boccicelli, am I?
[00:18:22] Speaker B: I don't even know what that is.
[00:18:23] Speaker A: Do you know what I mean? I'm gonna play what I think you would like.
[00:18:26] Speaker B: I. No, but I just know your flavors. And I just know you're not moving like me.
[00:18:29] Speaker A: You don't know what I listen to. When I'm on my own and I'm crying and Andre Boccicelli's hugging me and.
[00:18:35] Speaker B: Blind eyes Like I'm just believing it.
[00:18:37] Speaker C: Would you like to move on?
[00:18:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:18:39] Speaker C: Who is more organized?
[00:18:42] Speaker A: Oh, see, this isn't fair because he's got lists for everything.
[00:18:44] Speaker B: Yeah, I do.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: But he's super unorganized. Whereas I don't have lists for everything and I'm still super unorganized.
[00:18:50] Speaker B: Do you want to play this game properly? But look at like this. People have got to check into work on Monday and they're all going to be late because of your answers.
Are you actually holding up blue? You're a little liar.
[00:19:04] Speaker A: Fuck off, Liam.
[00:19:08] Speaker C: Who is quicker?
[00:19:10] Speaker A: Reese, come on.
[00:19:11] Speaker B: I'll race him right now.
[00:19:12] Speaker A: I've got one leg and I'm quicker. Okay, we'll do the Gary Neville. Jamie Carragher in the car park right now.
[00:19:19] Speaker C: Who relies on chat GBT the most.
[00:19:21] Speaker A: He was on it way before me, but I. We are both terrible for it.
[00:19:25] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[00:19:27] Speaker C: Who has the best Desert island discs?
[00:19:30] Speaker B: Oh, I don't know if we went through our specifics, did we?
[00:19:34] Speaker A: It was a while ago.
[00:19:35] Speaker B: It was a while ago. We had very. You know what the thing is though? All of his discs I would happily.
[00:19:40] Speaker A: Take as mine and Vice B size.
[00:19:41] Speaker B: And you would do the same for me.
[00:19:43] Speaker A: So mine are stuck together now.
[00:19:45] Speaker B: Yeah. I was trying to be nice.
[00:19:47] Speaker A: What? What? He's lagging Stevie Wonder off.
[00:19:49] Speaker B: He's in his 70s. Respect. Respect yourself.
Stevie Wonder catching heat.
[00:19:55] Speaker A: He's lagging off. A blind man being ableist.
[00:19:59] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:20:00] Speaker A: Good luck, mate.
[00:20:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
Conspiracy is not actually blind.
He's catching a frustration.
[00:20:09] Speaker C: One that you'll never.
[00:20:09] Speaker B: He's catching falling bikes on the eighth.
[00:20:11] Speaker A: Mic stand that he caught in public. I thought, this guy's having his on.
[00:20:14] Speaker B: Do you know? Do you know? Listen to the story. Anthony Anderson said he went to his house, they played ball. Stevie won. Stevie Wonder's hooping. He's blind and he hasn't got a sense of taste as well. And he's somehow.
[00:20:25] Speaker A: What I got to do with his eyes.
[00:20:26] Speaker B: I don't know. It's just throwing that in there. I just thought it'd be relevant. It's a fun fact about Stevie Wonder.
[00:20:31] Speaker C: Leave the old man alone.
[00:20:32] Speaker A: I did say both, by the way.
[00:20:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I would back both as well. I think you're right.
[00:20:35] Speaker A: Your massive, like. Whatever this is. He's doing my nothing.
[00:20:39] Speaker B: Move it then.
[00:20:40] Speaker A: Sorry.
[00:20:42] Speaker B: Question. Yeah, go on.
[00:20:44] Speaker A: Wasn't blind.
[00:20:45] Speaker C: Would it still be called Stevie Wonder?
[00:20:47] Speaker A: Oh, oh. Would it be Stevie knows or like.
[00:20:49] Speaker B: Stevie knows Stevie size.
Stevie sees.
[00:20:54] Speaker A: Stevie doesn't wonder because he can surely he knows what's going on.
[00:20:58] Speaker B: Yeah. The wonder adds to it. The blindness adds to it. That's what makes him good. Like Ray Charles.
[00:21:03] Speaker C: The last one I've got is who has the best taste in TV shows.
[00:21:07] Speaker A: TV shows.
[00:21:08] Speaker C: Slash films, like we're talking about.
[00:21:09] Speaker A: See, Right, I'm not allowed to talk now because he just wants me to be quick, don't he?
[00:21:15] Speaker B: No, no, you can go.
[00:21:16] Speaker C: You can shop down to Wild Tour and then I'll give the buzzer when it's the right time.
[00:21:20] Speaker A: I would back my own taste, but just because of one particular show he put me on. He'll always get. He'll always get the props for this.
[00:21:27] Speaker B: So you hear that? That's a collection of people who are. Also.
[00:21:30] Speaker A: Half the room has been put on severance because of this guy, so it's only fair.
[00:21:33] Speaker B: And also there's others, though, as well.
[00:21:35] Speaker A: There is, yeah.
[00:21:35] Speaker B: But severance is a highlight. Yeah, it's the highlight for it.
[00:21:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, Big time.
[00:21:39] Speaker C: It's five to nine. Did you want to do.
[00:21:42] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll do the question. Yeah, we'll do the questions.
[00:21:45] Speaker C: So we've got some questions that were sent in from you lovely people and other people online. So I'm gonna just kind of dash them out and you can go from there. I'll start with.
We'll go with question from Will. Would you rather shit yourself every time you fart or puke every time you burp?
[00:22:02] Speaker A: Did you pick that to start on purpose?
[00:22:04] Speaker C: I just thought I'd, you know, wait.
[00:22:06] Speaker A: Sorry.
[00:22:07] Speaker C: Right, you want me to repeat the question?
[00:22:08] Speaker A: You know, sometimes I think we're respectable podcast, and then other times it's like.
[00:22:12] Speaker B: That's a very. That's a Lily question as well. That. That's a very close question. I would have thought she'd put that in.
[00:22:17] Speaker A: Well, their questions have been taken. Right. One more time for many reasons.
[00:22:21] Speaker B: One more time, please.
[00:22:22] Speaker C: Would you rather yourself every time you fart or puke every time you burp?
[00:22:27] Speaker A: Right.
[00:22:27] Speaker B: Look, you gotta go with the puke, though, innit?
[00:22:29] Speaker A: Thank you.
[00:22:30] Speaker B: A polite puke. Because also you're farting in your sleep.
[00:22:32] Speaker A: I don't have to get changed every time I puke.
[00:22:34] Speaker B: Yes, valid. But have a lot of polite, like pew into a bin or something. Or talk.
[00:22:39] Speaker A: I mean, I know you. There's nothing polite about how me and you.
[00:22:42] Speaker B: No, but also for the same reason. Both me and Sam were the heaviest sleepers ever. We're not knowing about.
[00:22:47] Speaker A: I was until I snap SN to Buffalo for the last three years.
So that's. Yeah.
[00:22:54] Speaker B: Not an exaggeration.
[00:22:54] Speaker A: No longer.
[00:22:55] Speaker B: No. But I think it's bur. It's burp, though. 100%.
[00:22:58] Speaker A: Totally. Like I say, if every time you shit yourself, I'm taking five pairs of trousers to around my day. Might as well just throw up in the street. You get used to it. You stop being embarrassed at one point, wouldn't you? Yeah.
[00:23:07] Speaker B: 100%. Surely the room's agreeing on that.
[00:23:10] Speaker C: Yeah, that's fair.
[00:23:11] Speaker B: There's someone who's silent who doesn't want.
[00:23:13] Speaker A: To admit not somebody loves themselves.
[00:23:16] Speaker B: Somebody just going for that side. But. Yeah, go on.
[00:23:20] Speaker C: Question from Dan. Yeah. You only get one more night out in Manchester. Ever. Where are you both going? And where are you getting food from afterwards?
[00:23:27] Speaker B: Here. Question. Pinder. Dan Pinder. This one. All right. I'm going. Can I change the year though? Can we take.
[00:23:33] Speaker A: I was going to say the same thing.
[00:23:35] Speaker C: No, now.
[00:23:36] Speaker B: Today.
[00:23:36] Speaker A: I think we should.
[00:23:37] Speaker C: In this climate right now.
[00:23:40] Speaker A: I don't go out. I don't know. I don't know anyway.
[00:23:42] Speaker B: Because I would have said 2015 Fifth Ave.
[00:23:45] Speaker A: Thank you.
[00:23:46] Speaker B: Or club Live. Because they all play better music.
Boy. It depends on what side of town I'm on.
[00:23:51] Speaker A: I can't agree on that one.
[00:23:53] Speaker B: They play Frank Ocean last time I was in there. Okay.
[00:23:57] Speaker A: It's gotta be Fifth. Although.
[00:23:59] Speaker B: Although Fifth Avenue.
[00:24:00] Speaker A: Although my left tooth is still on the floor in there somewhere.
[00:24:02] Speaker B: Yeah. You got banged. I would still.
[00:24:04] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, I'm glad it's short because I don't want to ever hear it again. But if I could clip my fingers and be in my prime. I'm there.
[00:24:10] Speaker B: And then food afterwards. Babylon Oxford Road because it's around the corner.
[00:24:14] Speaker A: You know what's funny? We lived completely different lives when we were.
[00:24:17] Speaker B: Didn't even know him in uni students.
[00:24:19] Speaker A: And that is exactly what I would say.
[00:24:20] Speaker B: It's an institution. It's been there that long because of it.
[00:24:22] Speaker A: You should have a blue plaque on the outside.
[00:24:24] Speaker B: Exactly so.
[00:24:25] Speaker A: But also.
[00:24:26] Speaker B: Great question.
[00:24:26] Speaker A: Dare touch it sober.
[00:24:28] Speaker B: No, of course. I've never been in there before 1am Bro. I've never been in chicken's gray.
[00:24:33] Speaker A: And it's just. Oh, yeah.
[00:24:35] Speaker B: Good question though. Thank you, Brenda.
[00:24:37] Speaker C: Question from Will. Most embarrassing moment in your life.
Please share with the room full of people.
[00:24:44] Speaker A: Embarrassing moment.
[00:24:46] Speaker B: What a fun question this is. Thanks for sending this one in.
[00:24:50] Speaker A: Can you go first?
[00:24:52] Speaker B: I'll have to. Then when I first moved to North Chart after Trinity, my other high school. And then one of the first things I did when I found a group of Friends went to, you know, like you get traveling carnivals that come to cities. Went to one that was in Olden that came to it. And you know those. I don't know what they're called. The one where you lie in against the wall and then the thing spins.
[00:25:16] Speaker A: NASA training.
[00:25:17] Speaker B: Must be so much pressure on my chest. Could not breathe. And then threw up on myself right down my own shirt.
[00:25:23] Speaker C: Did you throw up on yourself in the. Like in the run?
[00:25:26] Speaker B: Yeah, but because you go out, it just goes then back on you all down yourself. And the mad thing is it was like the first 25 minutes as well. It's not even like on the end.
[00:25:34] Speaker A: Of the 25 minutes. How long's the ride?
[00:25:36] Speaker B: I think I've been there 25 minutes. You know what it felt like it.
[00:25:40] Speaker C: No wonder you throw. You get stuck in for 25 minutes after 25 minutes.
[00:25:44] Speaker B: But yeah, that's a. I think you.
[00:25:45] Speaker A: Did well to make it 25 minutes.
[00:25:47] Speaker B: That's a pretty. That's not a good one.
[00:25:48] Speaker C: Respectable.
[00:25:49] Speaker A: Yeah, that's way more entertaining than me.
[00:25:51] Speaker B: I mean, you're just getting your tooth banged out.
[00:25:53] Speaker A: He's gone. Well, I don't think it was getting banged out because I was sucker punched, so I can't be ashamed of that. But ironically, when I did smash my teeth on Duke of Edinburgh Award, that was on a metal bottle.
That was just me tripping on a rock and it just flew up and hit me.
[00:26:06] Speaker B: And this guy said he's surviving a zombie apocalypse. He's tripping on rocks and bottles.
[00:26:10] Speaker A: I can survive without teeth.
[00:26:11] Speaker B: Hanging his tooth.
[00:26:12] Speaker A: Yeah, that was another life. That was 10 years ago.
[00:26:15] Speaker B: Yeah, my change, man. Go on. Next one with less teeth.
[00:26:18] Speaker C: Question from Jody. Who would be your dream podcast guest and why?
[00:26:23] Speaker B: How many other people put this in? Because I feel like that's. That's be the first thing I would think of. Friends.
Not to devalue your. Not to devalue your question, Jody, because it's a great one. One.
[00:26:32] Speaker A: You go first, mate.
There's only one answer for me and it's. It's for all the right and wrong reasons.
[00:26:38] Speaker B: No, that wasn't fair enough. Then Virgil before he died. That'd be an interesting one. Virgil Ablo. Just to hear someone's creative process like that and somebody to be a big fan of his work and two people started a brand. Exactly. I think Virgil Abloh would have been a really good one, to be honest. So I guess the step to that is Pharrell, which would also be a really good one because he's had a Louisville.
[00:26:59] Speaker A: Not with Pharrell, because he's on a couple of dodgy lists.
[00:27:01] Speaker B: Nah. But I gotta separate the. Listen, are we both still not big Kanye fans?
[00:27:06] Speaker A: Well, there you go.
[00:27:07] Speaker B: You gotta separate the man from the art.
[00:27:08] Speaker A: The artist formerly known as Kanye West. Mr. Yeah, we couldn't.
[00:27:11] Speaker B: For all of the robins, whatever he said on the episode, we wouldn't be.
[00:27:14] Speaker A: Able to put out. Yeah, definitely. But can I go back, like, at least five, six years and I've Kanye then.
[00:27:19] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[00:27:19] Speaker A: When he was Kanye.
[00:27:21] Speaker C: Can't hear it now.
[00:27:22] Speaker B: Anyway.
[00:27:22] Speaker A: No. I mean, I don't know if anyone's heard some of the stuff he's saying recently. It's got. It's that bad. It's h. It really is.
[00:27:28] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:27:29] Speaker C: Terry asked who would win in a mud fight. Sam, a mud fight?
[00:27:33] Speaker B: A mud fight. What A specific question. I'd say Sam is surprisingly strong for his stature, but he's obviously getting dashed. Let's not be, you know what he's getting.
[00:27:44] Speaker A: I really thought that was going to go.
[00:27:45] Speaker B: And I gave you your props, though, innit?
[00:27:47] Speaker A: It's fair. It's fair. But no, you won't be able to grab me in a mud fight slip.
[00:27:51] Speaker B: I guess. So.
[00:27:52] Speaker A: Have you ever seen Yoda in Count Dooku? Yeah, And I'd be Count Dooku.
[00:27:59] Speaker C: Ask a question specifically for you, son.
[00:28:01] Speaker A: Sorry, first of all.
[00:28:02] Speaker B: Yeah, put some.
[00:28:04] Speaker A: So Hannah is like one of our biggest fans based in la and she actually bought flights and tickets to come over and.
[00:28:12] Speaker B: Yeah, she would have cleaned out that whole stand.
[00:28:14] Speaker A: Yeah, you're all lucky.
[00:28:15] Speaker B: Yeah. So it's good she didn't come, then.
[00:28:17] Speaker A: She couldn't make it.
[00:28:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Please write a question.
[00:28:19] Speaker C: Oh, she's asked, when is the album coming? Sam.
[00:28:27] Speaker B: You'Ll have Kanye on this podcast before the album comes out.
[00:28:30] Speaker A: At this rate. Yeah, at this rate, we'll get the second volume to my EP by September.
[00:28:37] Speaker B: When did the first volume come out?
[00:28:39] Speaker A: 20. 23.
[00:28:41] Speaker B: I don't think it was 23, but look around.
[00:28:43] Speaker A: This has been my venture. Can't do it all.
[00:28:45] Speaker B: Yeah, fair. You've been busy.
[00:28:46] Speaker A: You'll hear about any music later. Tell you that.
[00:28:49] Speaker C: Solid.
[00:28:50] Speaker A: Did I get away with it?
There's no album coming.
[00:28:53] Speaker C: By the way, Pheeves has asked if you switched bodies for a date, what would you do?
Look at where both of their brains went. By the way, that silence spoke volumes.
[00:29:06] Speaker A: I made a decision that when I knew my future father in law, my granddad and my mum were in the room, that I would pretend they're not. But I'm not going to answer this question honestly.
[00:29:17] Speaker B: You wouldn't just chill with my dog all day. Yeah, you have to make it crazy. There you go.
[00:29:21] Speaker A: I'd stroke his dog all day.
Just be. Just be there with Nabi, having fun, being completely innocent. That's it. I'm backing out.
[00:29:29] Speaker B: I'd say first thing I do, measure myself head to toe because you're a little arbitrary on your height and I don't actually know.
[00:29:36] Speaker A: You can't do that.
[00:29:37] Speaker B: Yeah, I know, but I don't know what the number is when I've asked. You given me different numbers before.
[00:29:41] Speaker A: I don't know. I'm the age of 16. I refuse. I refuse.
[00:29:44] Speaker B: That's the thing. I've got to just go.
[00:29:46] Speaker A: Look, if you really want to know, I'll let you do it.
[00:29:48] Speaker B: We'll do it after it. We'll race after this and then we'll measure you. We'll see how we see how we go on.
[00:29:54] Speaker C: James has asked if you could eat. Eat only one country's cuisine for the rest of your life.
[00:29:59] Speaker B: What a top tier question.
[00:30:00] Speaker C: But, oh, that country then gets wiped from existence.
[00:30:04] Speaker A: America, America. I don't even care about the food.
I'll tell you what, I won't eat the food. Still get rid of America.
[00:30:11] Speaker B: That's a bit of a crazy twist. You couldn't have had the first bit in. You had to just dash in that. They get wiped. Cuz India's got to go.
India's got to go.
India's got to go.
Riz, you're here though. You're here.
[00:30:30] Speaker A: Yeah. You're safe.
[00:30:31] Speaker B: Fine. I'm sorry about your family. Bring them over. Before I make the choice. They've got to go.
And China's made like 90% of the things in this room.
[00:30:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:30:42] Speaker B: So I can't let them go.
[00:30:43] Speaker A: No China, no. No nothing.
[00:30:44] Speaker B: No Feel Weird studios. So India's gotta be gone.
[00:30:47] Speaker A: I prefer Italian food, but like, I don't rate Americans, so. Bye bye.
[00:30:53] Speaker C: Solid Dave has asked, would you rather have Kendrick on the podcast one time or have him dripped in fieldwork merch for all of his future gigs?
[00:31:01] Speaker B: Ooh, that's a really good question.
[00:31:03] Speaker A: That's sick.
[00:31:05] Speaker B: I think that's an easy one though.
[00:31:06] Speaker A: That's sick and awful because one of them I'm whatever I know say no to is going to really upset me.
[00:31:11] Speaker B: But then also he's gonna catch fleck though, when everything he's wearing, just our stuff. It's gonna be like, switch it up. And what about he's got brand endorsements, though. He's just gotta never take adults.
Get him on the podge. I liked it though, David, a lot. I don't know where you are.
[00:31:24] Speaker A: Look how.
Look how.
[00:31:26] Speaker B: Look.
[00:31:26] Speaker A: Kendrick is the top of the game. He'll seals for an hour and then he'll never think about us again. If he's in our garms for the rest of his life, we're on his mind all the time.
[00:31:34] Speaker B: I'd rather him on that.
[00:31:35] Speaker A: He's putting his Phil weird socks on and he's like, oh, I like those lads.
[00:31:38] Speaker B: Yeah, good point.
[00:31:39] Speaker A: I mean, because that's what we do and put socks on, innit?
[00:31:41] Speaker B: You know, after every episode we take a picture.
[00:31:42] Speaker A: I love Primark.
[00:31:45] Speaker B: You know, we take a picture with our guest after every episode we have to do. Both of you two, like, stood on this table just to get an even, even photo of us.
[00:31:53] Speaker A: Finally. You look like the freak.
[00:31:54] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:31:55] Speaker A: Yeah. Probably shorter than me.
[00:31:58] Speaker B: I think he is. He's short someone. I heard it.
He's close, though.
[00:32:05] Speaker A: I'm swear he's under five five, and I think I'm five, five, five, six.
[00:32:08] Speaker B: This is what I'm talking about. You're not pushing five, six.
[00:32:12] Speaker C: Well, when you switch bodies for a day, you can find out.
[00:32:14] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. I've got a measure and text my own phone and say 54 on the dot. Do you know what I mean?
Let's go. Keep it going.
[00:32:25] Speaker C: Josh has asked, which pop pop culture character would you want to be a co host on the pod? And why a co host?
[00:32:32] Speaker A: Oh, that's a good one. That's a really good pop culture character.
So I know this sounds daft, but just not a real person.
[00:32:41] Speaker B: No, pop culture is popular culture.
[00:32:43] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm just thinking.
[00:32:44] Speaker C: I don't know why I thought immediately someone's.
[00:32:47] Speaker B: That is the dead. What? That's the worst game.
[00:32:49] Speaker A: I'm just. That came to mind. All right, that's tough. That.
[00:32:54] Speaker B: The problem with these good questions when you don't know what's coming is I know that 20 minutes after this, I'm gonna have a really good answer.
[00:32:59] Speaker A: Five amazing answers. Because now I can't get Peter Griffin out my head.
[00:33:04] Speaker B: Peter Griffin. You know what? Give me.
Give me Dwight Schrute from the Office. I feel that'd be an interesting one to have on because you just. That's an interesting guy. Do you know what I mean?
[00:33:16] Speaker A: Mac? No. Charlie from Always Sunny.
[00:33:18] Speaker B: Charlie from Always. Your answer.
[00:33:19] Speaker A: Charlie from Always Sunny. We'd never.
[00:33:22] Speaker B: He's like Huffington painting that while he's on.
[00:33:24] Speaker A: He just have like great paint around his nose.
[00:33:26] Speaker B: Yeah. Charlie Kelly's a great one.
[00:33:27] Speaker A: Tweaking out one hour.
[00:33:30] Speaker C: James has asked if you were to search each other's names on Google, what would be the top three search results?
[00:33:36] Speaker B: Well, what if I just type just Sam or like, no offense, but like Sam Capper.
[00:33:42] Speaker C: Either.
[00:33:42] Speaker A: Or maybe Kid Blue one. Come on.
[00:33:45] Speaker B: Well, I'm just gonna get a link to his. His link tree.
[00:33:47] Speaker A: Damn right. And then you're gonna go and stream it.
[00:33:50] Speaker B: I've streamed it enough. Run me back another album. But I don't know. You know, I would just get his.
[00:33:55] Speaker A: I've been this in 10 years when we're both super famous because the podcast.
[00:33:58] Speaker B: Ask me this in 10 years when I've released.
[00:34:00] Speaker A: I know it's gonna be three things that I make sure you see. So that's not really exciting, is it?
[00:34:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, we got. What's the next.
[00:34:06] Speaker C: Josh also asked, what's your favorite moment from the podcast in the last year?
[00:34:10] Speaker B: So we did this a little bit on our last episode or our favorite episodes and month from last year. There's some good ones. The basketball v. Football one, which we're.
[00:34:20] Speaker A: Not going to get into, which people still like. If anyone ever talks to me, that's.
[00:34:24] Speaker B: Where they found you.
[00:34:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I was playing a bar in Wigan the other day and a guy brought me a rum and Coke because I said rum and coke was my favorite drink on the show. So that was pretty cool. But anyway, he said that's. That's still the thing that pops up on his phone. And that was over a year ago now.
[00:34:38] Speaker B: What did he say? Did he say your mate was deaf or right or your. You were right. What did he say?
[00:34:42] Speaker A: He said, my mate's a bit of a monk, to be honest.
[00:34:45] Speaker B: Fair.
[00:34:46] Speaker A: Well, he was a big football fan. That's why.
[00:34:47] Speaker B: Well, obviously he was like, your mate.
[00:34:48] Speaker A: Don'T know anything about football. I was like, well, you know, he's a. He's a basketball.
[00:34:51] Speaker B: Yeah. But we had Kingston on at that time when we gave that question.
[00:34:54] Speaker A: Oh, he wasn't.
[00:34:54] Speaker B: Who plays both.
[00:34:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:34:56] Speaker B: And gave his answer and said, football's easier. Take it or leave it.
[00:35:00] Speaker A: One person. One person counts for everyone.
[00:35:02] Speaker B: Preach. That's two.
Am I gathering disciples.
[00:35:05] Speaker A: Two people that are very good at football. That's all I'm saying.
[00:35:07] Speaker B: Two people who play football and basketball.
[00:35:08] Speaker A: You're not very. I'm just saying we're not getting into this Right. Sound of much. I'VE got one leg. I can't tell the match.
[00:35:18] Speaker B: Thank you. That's what I'm saying.
[00:35:19] Speaker A: I will. I will strap this up and I'll run it up, I promise. Listen, you've all, like, everyone, every. Everyone who's played football at some point in their life in the UK has grown up surrounded by that culture.
[00:35:29] Speaker B: There's nothing to do with difficulty, only difficulty.
We're not getting into it, not getting.
[00:35:33] Speaker A: 25 minutes unless it happens to be. You're born knowing how to use your hands.
[00:35:36] Speaker B: Yeah, go on.
[00:35:37] Speaker A: You've never been blocked.
[00:35:38] Speaker B: Clearly, he will humble you.
[00:35:42] Speaker A: I've been blocked, Barry. Can I just say, look at me. Do you think that that's.
[00:35:51] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:35:51] Speaker B: Do you think he's not getting blocked?
[00:35:52] Speaker A: It's not a question of the ability of the person blocking me, is it?
[00:35:55] Speaker B: No.
[00:35:56] Speaker A: Rain could block me.
[00:35:59] Speaker C: Dave asks which sport is harder, football or basketball?
[00:36:03] Speaker B: No way. Chance of that. Skip it, skip it, skip it. There you go. Just settle your case.
[00:36:08] Speaker A: It's fine.
[00:36:08] Speaker B: You know what? Can we do a little, like, hands up on the room on this? Even though they've not heard any of my argument.
[00:36:13] Speaker A: So if they've, like, I will not be able to move on.
[00:36:16] Speaker B: Forget the rest of the night, then let's do it.
[00:36:19] Speaker A: What I want to say is.
[00:36:20] Speaker B: Go on.
[00:36:21] Speaker A: Kingston was the first person that's played both sports to answer that question.
[00:36:24] Speaker B: I played both sports, bro.
[00:36:25] Speaker A: Marty's play both sports to an actual, like, playing it. Playing it. We've all played it at school. You played it in the part where you mate every now and then. Fucking thinks I play left back.
[00:36:35] Speaker B: But that's why it's an easier sport, because anyone everywhere around the world can play. It's the world sport.
[00:36:39] Speaker A: We were talking about mastering it, we.
[00:36:42] Speaker B: Said, which is difficult.
[00:36:43] Speaker A: We can't do this.
[00:36:43] Speaker C: See?
[00:36:44] Speaker B: Changing the go.
[00:36:44] Speaker C: Next.
[00:36:45] Speaker A: Next. Next. Don't. No, I don't.
[00:36:47] Speaker B: Yeah, no, go on. I want to hear this.
[00:36:48] Speaker A: She'll say whatever to piss me off.
[00:36:50] Speaker B: We don't silence women on this podcast moment from the show ever. Go on. Is when we were doing a podcast, interviewing someone, someone, you know, a really good guest, and Sam forgot that he double booked the studio. Oh, yeah. Classic.
[00:37:06] Speaker A: Wow. Throwing me under the rug right now.
[00:37:08] Speaker B: My favorite moment was when you were.
[00:37:10] Speaker A: Talking about organization before Liam did actually say that that had happened every week if he was running the studio, so. But I've just realized we didn't actually answer the question. For me, it has to be when we were talking about UFOs in Congress.
[00:37:22] Speaker B: Yeah. The conspiracy one.
[00:37:24] Speaker A: Because as much as people would believe or not believe that in 50 years time, when I'm going, my kids are going to my kids when I'll be 70 something, when my grandkids are going to school with E.T. yeah, we'll all be remembering that podcast episode we called it when they were in Congress in America under oath, telling them that they've gone.
[00:37:40] Speaker B: They were in Congress, though. Like, you're miss telling it.
[00:37:44] Speaker A: No, aliens weren't.
[00:37:45] Speaker B: They were chatting about it.
[00:37:47] Speaker C: Oh, we've got to get the title.
[00:37:49] Speaker A: Liam, go on. What's your favorite moment?
[00:37:51] Speaker B: I already said, man, it's probably the basketball video.
[00:37:52] Speaker A: Just that one.
[00:37:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:37:53] Speaker A: The Kendrick and Drake beef we covered. That was the first time.
[00:37:56] Speaker B: Yeah. That we like emergency episodes.
[00:37:57] Speaker A: Like Alarm bells.
[00:37:58] Speaker B: Went on three more tracks in 24 hours. Dropped.
[00:38:01] Speaker A: By the time I'd edited it and sent it out, three more tracks had come out.
[00:38:05] Speaker B: So it was tough to keep up that time.
[00:38:07] Speaker A: It was tough to keep up.
[00:38:08] Speaker C: Maxwell asks, what's next for the podcast.
[00:38:11] Speaker A: Oh, you know what? This is the conclusion of season two, isn't it?
[00:38:14] Speaker B: It is. So this is episode 23, end of season two. And everything was leading towards this. This was our end game.
[00:38:21] Speaker A: And this was way earlier than we wanted to as well, wasn't it?
[00:38:23] Speaker B: Yeah, 100%, but. So I would say, don't know. Season three, wait and find out.
[00:38:29] Speaker A: We've got some pretty insane guests lined up.
[00:38:31] Speaker B: Yeah, we got some good guests.
[00:38:32] Speaker A: There was a few guests that we were holding off until we were a little bit bigger.
[00:38:35] Speaker B: Yeah, 100%.
[00:38:36] Speaker A: So bigger guests.
[00:38:37] Speaker B: So who knows, maybe an episode. Another city, a bigger show. We did an overseas episode.
[00:38:41] Speaker A: We did technically do an overseas episode.
[00:38:44] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:38:44] Speaker A: From about.
[00:38:46] Speaker B: I don't know, but good question.
[00:38:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Biggest, bigger shows, we're going to do stuff like. We want to do stuff like this more regularly.
[00:38:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
[00:38:54] Speaker A: Like Champion. The guests that we've had on have them play 100% cool stuff.
[00:38:59] Speaker C: Phoebe's asked, what is your favorite piece of feel? Word merch.
[00:39:02] Speaker A: I'm staring at it. It's the orange gilet that looks like it's got a spotlight on it and nobody's bought it.
[00:39:09] Speaker B: No, I think Manny's also, man, he's holding up the. The fia like TN inspired by that stuff as well.
[00:39:15] Speaker A: And Maxwell's under a spotlight in my second favorite.
[00:39:17] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. He's very conveniently sat, isn't he?
[00:39:21] Speaker A: You're Maxwell, aren't you?
[00:39:22] Speaker B: But also he said all the pieces that I said, that is toilet water. No one's gonna want that. I've always been stuff people wanted. And all the stuff that we said that won't sell has sold really well. So you just never know what people are gonna like.
[00:39:34] Speaker A: And to be fair, when I saw that jacket and I wanted to. To make some of it, I looked and I thought, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. I want it.
[00:39:41] Speaker B: No, but on me and you. But on someone like Manny, you go, no, that's the hardest jacket I've ever seen.
[00:39:44] Speaker A: I don't even mean like that. I just mean, like, I want stuff that you look at first and go, that's gross. It's so cool.
[00:39:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Like you're dog. You look after. You're like garbage dog, Toto.
[00:39:55] Speaker A: Liam's convinced Toto is like just a bogey on legs.
He's not wrong, though, is he? Come on.
[00:40:02] Speaker B: It's a gorgeous dog.
[00:40:03] Speaker A: Oh, he's a 24 old dog with eczema.
[00:40:05] Speaker B: Calls it his garbage dog. It's a beautiful dog, but he calls it his garbage.
[00:40:08] Speaker A: He does look like he lives in a bin.
[00:40:10] Speaker B: Oh, to be fair, it's a sweetheart, though.
[00:40:12] Speaker A: How many more have you got for us?
[00:40:15] Speaker C: I can do a couple more.
[00:40:16] Speaker B: A couple more? Then we'll keep.
[00:40:17] Speaker A: Sorry.
[00:40:17] Speaker C: Let me just find one. I thought that was the Josh asks Best Pokemon Original 151 Only top tier question.
[00:40:26] Speaker B: Sam's take a backseat. Josh, get on the seat and take over.
[00:40:30] Speaker A: I've not touched the Pokemon since I was 8.
[00:40:33] Speaker B: There's a Cubone up there.
There's a Cubone, which is a really good one.
[00:40:38] Speaker A: I know the name of that one and no others.
[00:40:40] Speaker B: You don't.
[00:40:41] Speaker A: They know Squirtle or something like that.
[00:40:43] Speaker B: Nah, you need to be careful. Now, he did say he. Imagine being born in the 90s and not growing up with Pokemon. I did.
[00:40:48] Speaker A: But then because you can't remember any.
[00:40:50] Speaker B: Japanese people, you're a Muppet, you.
I'm gonna go with Cubone for that one. Also. Gary Dose is one of my favorites.
[00:40:59] Speaker A: Are we in a room where that is like a normal.
[00:41:00] Speaker B: Yeah, there's some people here. Go. Yeah. That's good choices, though.
[00:41:03] Speaker A: Fair?
[00:41:03] Speaker B: Yeah, fair.
[00:41:04] Speaker A: Please give me something to resurrect myself on.
[00:41:06] Speaker C: All right, we're gonna end on. What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
[00:41:10] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Well, I. Come on. I did my Cleopatra fact. I can't really think of anything else right now.
Where's Dave Smith? He's got about 10.
[00:41:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Give us a rogue football fact. Spot Dave, open your brain.
[00:41:21] Speaker A: Just pick one out like a podcast.
[00:41:26] Speaker B: Fair? Yeah. Fair enough. Then have you got any?
Mexico sinks every year. A couple inches heard on the edges. It sinks.
[00:41:37] Speaker A: We learn on this podcast.
[00:41:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm trying to figure every cheese string I've eaten. What they got, yo.
[00:41:44] Speaker C: That's where his brain went. And expects.
[00:41:46] Speaker B: You know what? No, only because I said it this afternoon to David that in Manchester is the most diverse spoken language city in all of Europe, Even though there's much bigger cities and London's 6 million. We're only 2. We're the most diverse spoken say, which I think is a very interesting patriotic one. Not so much weird.
[00:42:05] Speaker A: But I'm still thinking about cheese strings.
It shows that it really just exposed that. I now eat Aldi cheese strings because they don't have facts on them.
[00:42:13] Speaker B: Yeah, that's pikey that. I'm not on that.
[00:42:15] Speaker C: Do you want to finish on?
[00:42:17] Speaker B: I'm not eating that.
[00:42:19] Speaker A: My guys just dropped pikey on a live podcast.
[00:42:23] Speaker C: See, that's where if we were doing a regular podcast, I'd write cut.
[00:42:25] Speaker B: Yeah, that's not a bad word, is it? Oh, is it anyone? Sorry, everyone, since we're all friends.
[00:42:34] Speaker A: The first time Splinter came on the podcast, and he was like, by the way, do you want me to keep notes about anything you want to cut? And we looked each other, and we're like, that's probably a good idea. We've never thought about that.
[00:42:42] Speaker B: It was mostly you.
[00:42:43] Speaker A: But about 10 minutes in, I called Liam a dyke. And then, see, no, that's crazy. Now he's getting a butch lesbian.
[00:42:52] Speaker B: He's digging his hole.
I said, cheap. Carry on, please. Splinter.
[00:42:56] Speaker A: Hey, cut it. But you've all heard it now.
[00:42:58] Speaker C: So Josh has asked if you had a sitcom theme song. Wait. If your life had a sitcom theme song, what would it be?
[00:43:06] Speaker A: If my life had one.
[00:43:07] Speaker B: Yeah, like choosing one.
[00:43:09] Speaker C: Yeah, like taking one from one. And that's yours.
[00:43:12] Speaker A: I'm running it back to Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
[00:43:13] Speaker B: Again, there isn't one that. There's no words in that. It's just a quartet. And Always Sunny. So how does that make sense for your chaotic life?
[00:43:21] Speaker A: Have you heard the song?
[00:43:23] Speaker B: Yes. You're thinking of the same, right?
[00:43:25] Speaker A: That doesn't sound like my brain.
[00:43:27] Speaker B: No, I don't think it does, to be honest. Nah.
[00:43:30] Speaker A: This guy.
[00:43:31] Speaker B: It's a really good question.
[00:43:33] Speaker A: Before we do anything after this, I'm gonna put the theme tune on.
[00:43:35] Speaker B: I know what the theme tune is.
[00:43:37] Speaker C: No, you've got a race. That's the first thing that's gonna happen.
[00:43:39] Speaker A: It's what?
[00:43:40] Speaker B: It's the race.
[00:43:40] Speaker C: We're all gonna stand on the boat.
[00:43:41] Speaker A: You've gotta let me do that after my performance, otherwise you ain't see I'm busting, I'm busting along and he's got less lungs than me.
[00:43:48] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm still quicker though, innit? One pace for me is four paces for you. I'm dead.
[00:43:52] Speaker A: I've gotta be honest. Surely you don't actually think you're quicker than me?
[00:43:55] Speaker B: Do you remember when we went to tag archery and you went. You're surprisingly really nimble, considering.
[00:44:00] Speaker A: Did I say you're surprisingly me though?
[00:44:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Because you went out before me.
[00:44:05] Speaker A: What?
[00:44:05] Speaker B: Right, let's run the race right now.
One more question in.
[00:44:10] Speaker A: Cancel the rest of the event. Everyone move the cars. There's about five cars out there. Get them out of the way.
[00:44:16] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:44:18] Speaker C: We'll end on a James question.
[00:44:20] Speaker B: Go on.
[00:44:21] Speaker C: We'll end on. You can only communicate through movie quotes for the rest of your life. But you can only use three movies. What would they be?
[00:44:27] Speaker B: Oh, he's good in it. He's good.
[00:44:33] Speaker A: So.
[00:44:33] Speaker B: But I need to just get around my day to day life. Yeah. So it needs to not just be.
[00:44:37] Speaker A: Because if it's what I quote the most, it's a different answer.
[00:44:40] Speaker B: Be step brothers or something in it.
[00:44:41] Speaker A: Yeah, it'd be step forest Gump or like. Yeah, but I can't. Like hot fuzz. Yeah, it would be hot for us, but obviously how much can I actually get done in a day with. It's just hot fuzz quotes. Everyone in the room.
[00:44:58] Speaker B: You got to go with an everyday one, like a Notting Hill or something every day. One for your everyday life. Do you know what I mean? And then you can have a couple of one. So when you need.
[00:45:07] Speaker C: You could just pick Lord of the Rings and have fun with it.
[00:45:10] Speaker B: Lord of Rings, extended edition. All of them.
[00:45:12] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:45:13] Speaker A: You've got a lot of Star Trek, Klingon.
[00:45:15] Speaker B: Yeah. No, that's a really good question.
[00:45:16] Speaker A: Go to the bank. How much do you want to take out?
[00:45:18] Speaker B: That's a question I gotta sit on. That's the question we've got to sit on.
[00:45:24] Speaker A: I've just realized it's been about five questions. We went. I don't know.
[00:45:27] Speaker B: You know, what a sick question. I don't know.
[00:45:29] Speaker A: I have no idea.
[00:45:30] Speaker B: What's next on the podcast? Don't know.
[00:45:31] Speaker A: At least they're British. They say a lot of British things.
[00:45:33] Speaker C: That's true.
[00:45:34] Speaker A: So I guess I would use a lot of them. And we got myself, Kid Blue. So we'll get some tunes on now, get everybody moving while we set up and then we'll get the performances started.
[00:45:41] Speaker B: Yeah, it's 9:20, so by half past 10 minutes.
[00:45:44] Speaker A: Yeah, man.
[00:45:44] Speaker B: Don't go anywhere then.
[00:45:45] Speaker A: Don't go anywhere.
[00:45:46] Speaker B: Thank you.
[00:45:46] Speaker A: None of this. Thank you, everybody. Thanks everyone for coming and thanks for.
[00:45:49] Speaker B: Buying all the clothes.
[00:45:52] Speaker A: Thank you.
